The next day a meeting was called in the Grand Hall. Dumbodore was covered in a huge shawl with a scary halloween mask on his face.
"Good morning!" came from the face of Michael Jackson. "Some disturbances happened last night and I'm afraid everyone has went to sleep as ordered last night is now safely in the hospital."
"That means we should do the opposite of what you say!" yelled one stupid girl as she punched a random boy opposite her.
The next few minutes were mayhem. Some in brutal fights against each other, others building human pyramids, some one even gave Dumbodore a wedgie! Everyone ignored Dumbodore's futile attempts to calm everyone down, and even Hairmionie couldn't hear above the dissonant ciaos that had erupted. Dumbodore had an idea that might shut everyone up.
"Because of the present situation it is advisable for you to go back home, however it is..." he trailed off when he saw the euphoria he had created by mentioning "home".
"No lessons! No work! No homework! No teachers!" screamed one kid as he ran madly around the hall.
Hairy decided to stay. He was not going back to the orphanage. Hairmionie agreed to stay and help construct a plan. Ron stayed because...he didn't understand what was going on. (He's a little bit stupid).
"We need to think of a plan," said Ron, stating the obvious.
"First one needs to ascertain what his motives are for this. What does he want?"
"His hair back!" exclaimed Hairy.
"The mullet of power!" Hairy and Hairmionie yelled in unison as Ron sat in a daze staring at nothing in particular.
"Good morning!" came from the face of Michael Jackson. "Some disturbances happened last night and I'm afraid everyone has went to sleep as ordered last night is now safely in the hospital."
"That means we should do the opposite of what you say!" yelled one stupid girl as she punched a random boy opposite her.
The next few minutes were mayhem. Some in brutal fights against each other, others building human pyramids, some one even gave Dumbodore a wedgie! Everyone ignored Dumbodore's futile attempts to calm everyone down, and even Hairmionie couldn't hear above the dissonant ciaos that had erupted. Dumbodore had an idea that might shut everyone up.
"Because of the present situation it is advisable for you to go back home, however it is..." he trailed off when he saw the euphoria he had created by mentioning "home".
"No lessons! No work! No homework! No teachers!" screamed one kid as he ran madly around the hall.
Hairy decided to stay. He was not going back to the orphanage. Hairmionie agreed to stay and help construct a plan. Ron stayed because...he didn't understand what was going on. (He's a little bit stupid).
"We need to think of a plan," said Ron, stating the obvious.
"First one needs to ascertain what his motives are for this. What does he want?"
"His hair back!" exclaimed Hairy.
"The mullet of power!" Hairy and Hairmionie yelled in unison as Ron sat in a daze staring at nothing in particular.