Blood Rose Chapter 13:
The next morning, everyone left the motel and went to a car rental agency.
"Are you sure it's a good idea to leave the limo here?" Grey asked.
"They'll suspect that all of us are in a limo, so they'll search every limosine in Vegas. If we're in another car, they'll miss us." Remus said.
"Uncle, where did you meet this guy?" Rose asked.
"It was a long time ago, I'll tell you kids later, but right now we have to go to the agency and get another car." He replied.
Jake was standing next to Lenn. He took a sneak peek at her behind, when she turned around he turned around. Jake then looked at her, and Lenn freaked out.
"Why are you looking at me?" Lenn asked.
"Because you're very attractive and I'm attracted to you." He answered.
Jake walked a little closer to her. Lenn blushed and pushed him away.
"I'm sorry but I can't right now." She said all red and flushed.
Lenn walked away from Jake and he just scratched his head.
"What's with my sister?" Grey asked.
"She's not usually like this with guys, she acts more strangely around Jake than most other guys." Rose said.
"My brother's very aggressive and that always catches girls off guard, even if they are the most aggressive girls themselves, they'll turn into puddle when he starts to charm them." Maria explained.
"Well that does explain a lot, my sister is aggressive and she's practicaly petrified of the guy when he hits on her." Grey said.
"Come on, kids we gotta go." Remus said.
Everyone else got into the car as Remus drove off to the nearest car rental agency. They decicded to go to U-Haul. Remus parked in front of the U-Haul agency and went inside with the worst disguise ever. He dressed up as a businessmen with a bad tuope and a hairy mustache. He gave the thumbs up to everyone else in the car.
"That's the worst disguise ever, only a complete idiot would fall for that one." Knives said.
Remus started browsing at the trucks available he found the perfect one and then went up to the counter to ring the bell for service. A blonde-haired woman approached him and Remus smiled. Then he spoke in the most god awful French accent anyone has ever heard.
"Oui Oui Mercy Boqu, you're looking very sezi today." He said batting his eyelashes.
The young woman blushed, but kept her cool.
"What moving truck would you like to rent today?" She asked.
"Madomoselle, I'd require ze biggest truck, you see I'm from Paris and I want to go back to Zecember and I need your assistance, my delicate wine."
The young woman blushed and smiled at him. She went to the bottom of the counter and gave him the keys to the biggest truck.
"Take care sexy." She said.
"Vule vuqo ce avec moi ce coi, my sezi woman, bon voyage." He said.
"Bye. If I weren't married, I would've screwed him on the service counter." She said.
Everyone else was waiting for Remus at the U-Haul truck. Remus took off the toupe and the mustache. He opened the back and motioned everyone to get in the truck. Knives went to the front with Remus. Remus turned on the ignition and drove away from the Agency.
"I don't understand how women like the bad French accent." Knives said.
"My friend, it's all about three things, looks, presence, and a bad accent, chicks love that stuff and remember Knives, engaging in a conversation with a woman to get a date out of her is half the battle." Remus said.
"This is good stuff Remus, I'm writing it all down." Knives said.
"I used to be a marriage counsler you know, but I quit because the damn wives complained too much about their husbands' uh, "sizes" and I'm not talking about shoe sizes." Remus said.
"I have no problem there." Knives said happily.
"Ok, that was too much information, I did not need to know that." Remus said.
The crew left New Vegas and decided to drive all the way back to December, with hopes of avoiding the Calvary and their K-9 units. Everyone else sat in the back of the truck. Lenn was sitting in the corner by herself. She didn't want anyone to be there with her. Jake saw this as a good opportunity to be with her. At first she looked annoyed but when he sat next to her and put his arm around her, she was happy. He then tried to squeeze her butt, but she grabbed his hand away.
"Don't even think about it!" She said.
Oh man, I was so close too! He thought.