Disclaimer: I don't own Slam Dunk. It's Takehiko-sensei's.

Crusty's note:   If you guys been wondering what the plot of this fic is, actually there's a big twisted plot behind this fic, which is…PLOT? WHAT PLOT!? NYAHAHAHAHA !! *imitates tensai-laugh* (Actually I wrote this only when I'm half alive… just to keep the fingers busy… don't take it too seriously :P)

Part Two

SAKURAGI: "Have you found him?"

MIYAGI: "Nope. Wonder where that Gorilla's right now…"

KOGURE: "Maybe we should just cut our search for now. We still have tomorrow to hunt him down."

MIYAGI: *whispering* "Sakuragi, Kogure really looks sinister today, don't you think?"

SAKURAGI: *whispering too* "Yeah… it must be very painful to have a good friend betrays you."

MIYAGI: *still whispering* "Stealing bestfriend's lunch… nothing is much meaner than that…"

KOGURE: "Hey! I just realized I didn't see Mitsui around!"

SAKURAGI: "Speaking of betrayal!!"

KOGURE: "Huh?"

MIYAGI: "Nothing! He-he…"

KOGURE: "Well, breaks nearly over anyway. I'll talk to Akagi about his cruel behavior at the class."

SAKURAGI: "Okay then, see ya!"

MIYAGI: "Bye!"

KOGURE: "Bye."

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Rukawa was wondering around the school yard looking for his missing lunch.

MITSUI: "Oi, Rukawa!" What are you doing there?"

RUKAWA: "Do you see any bento box around?"

MITSUI: "Nope. Do you see any Gorilla around?"

RUKAWA: "I hope I don't have to. If you're looking for a gorilla, you should go to a zoo."

MITSUI: "I was talking about our very own Gorilla." (Mitsui started to agree that Akagi IS a Gorilla)

RUKAWA: "Captain?" (Apparently Rukawa already think of the same thing for quite a long time)

MITSUI: "Bingo. He stole Miyagi's and Kogure's lunch. That beast…"

RUKAWA: *thinking* "Hmm…."

MITSUI: "Well, if you got time, help us to find that savage thief, okay?" *turned to leave*

RUKAWA: "Wait! You said that captain stole Miyagi's and Kogure's lunch. Could it be that he's the one who stole mine too?"

MITSUI: "He stole yours!?"

RUKAWA: "I was looking for a bento box didn't I?"

MITSUI: "Did he leave any tracks to follow?"

RUKAWA: "No. My bento box was missing as if it never exists. Zip! Just like that…"

MITSUI: "That's it! No leader should steal from his people! We really gotta give that Gorilla a lesson!!"

RUKAWA: "But it might not him…"

MITSUI: "Three lunches were stolen today! And all of them belong to the basketball club members! Isn't that more than enough to prove that he's the thief!?"

RUKAWA: "Uh… ho-kay…"

Rukawa couldn't think of other reason because right now all he could think about was his beloved lunch.

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School's over.                                                                                                                           

SAKURAGI: "Kogure! Have you talked to Gori?"

KOGURE: "No. He didn't come back to our class after the break."

SAKURAGI: "He must've known that we're looking for him!"

KOGURE: "He must be still here. I took his bag and shoes so he can't go home."

SAKURAGI: "Will that work?"

KOGURE: "Hopefully…"

MITSUI: "Hey guys! I got another person who's willing to help us to find captain."

RUKAWA: "……"

SAKURAGI: "Huh? You? Why do you wanna help us?"

RUKAWA: "Because he stole my lunch too."

SAKURAGI: "What a beast! Even though I don't like Kitsune, but I feel responsible to keep our school save from any burglar."

MIYAGI: "Oi guys, sorry I'm late. Kogure, any luck in trying to talk to captain?"

KOGURE: "No, he didn't show up in class."

MIYAGI: "This means war."

SAKURAGI: "Precisely!" *evil grin*

MITSUI: "How are we going to catch that beast?"

RUKAWA: "We could set a trap."

SAKURAGI: "Yea! We'll use bananas as bate!"

MIYAGI: "Anyone has a banana?"

KOGURE: "No."

SAKURAGI: "Not me. Bananas are for monkeys."

MITSUI: "Nope, don't have any."

RUKAWA: "Gorilla doesn't eat banana only.  We can use almost any food."

MIYAGI: "Yeah, he ate my melon bread, remember?"

KOGURE: "I have a piece of gum."

RUKAWA: "I don't think that would be enough."

SAKURAGI: "I think I have a piece of waffle from two days ago lunch stuck somewhere at the bottom of my bag."

MITSUI: "Eeww, yuck!"

KOGURE: "Will waffle and gum do well, Rukawa?"

RUKAWA: "Let's just give it a try."

MIYAGI: "Where are we going to set the trap?"

SAKURAGI: "The back yard of course! Bushes are the best place for animals to hide!" *grins*

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The backyard.

MIYAGI: "Now! This should be enough!" *wipes forehead*

SAKURAGI: "No animal could escape this, heh-heh-heh…"

The boys set up a trap using the huge basket made of steel-that used to keep basketballs-as a cage. It was set upside down with one side held up by a wooden stick. Under that cage were the waffle and the gum. A rope was tied to the stick and the other end held by Sakuragi.

MIYAGI: "We'll wait behind these bushes. If that beast showed up and got under the cage, you'll pull this rope, so he couldn't escape."

SAKURAGI: "Got that."

KOGURE: "I hope this will work…"

MITSUI: "Just keep those fingers crossed…"

RUKAWA: "Anoo, I was thinking… if we caught captain, what are we going to do with him?"

OTHERS: "………."

RUKAWA: "........"

OTHERS: "………"

RUKAWA: "Force him to give back our lunch?"

MIYAGI: "YES! Sevenfold!"

KOGURE: "I just want him to apologize to me." *noble smile*

SAKURAGI: "I want him to give me lunch money!"

MITSUI: "He didn't steal your lunch."

SAKURAGI: "Damn..."

MITSUI: "I'll ask Akagi to apologize to Kogure."

MIYAGI: "Why?"

MITSUI: "Kogure is his bestfriend! I know how Kogure felt, he must be very sad."

KOGURE: "That's so sweet of you, Mitsui…" *loving stare*

MITSUI: "Kogure…" *loving stare*

SAKURAGI: "Eeww, yuck!! What the hell is going on here!?"

MITSUI: "Shut up, girl readers are always crazy for shonen-ai touch. I'm just trying to build up my popularity here."

KOGURE: *sobbing* "I thought you mean it… sob… sob…"

MIYAGI: "Really? Acting shonen-ai-ly makes you popular?" *looks right and left* "Sakuragi… you always mean so much to me…" *loving stare*

SAKURAGI: "Not a chance, Ryochin."

MIYAGI: "Rukawa, I always think of you day and night…" *loving stare*

RUKAWA: "Caring to have a black-eye?"

MITSUI: "Sssh! Quiet! Here comes someone!"

The boys were peering through the bushes. Someone was walking to the cage slowly.

SOMEONE: "Ugha…." *sniffing the cage* "Wugha…" *sniffing the waffle and the gum*

MITSUI: "Now, Sakuragi!!"

Sakuragi quickly pulled the rope. The cage banged down on the ground with the mysterious figure inside it.

EVERYONE EXCEPT SOMEONE: "Yeaah!!! We got him!!"

MIYAGI: *quickly approaches the cage* "Gori! Give me back my melon bread!! Sevenfold!!*

KOGURE: "Apologize to me, Akagi."

RUKAWA: "I want my bento box back."

SAKURAGI: "Gimme lunch money!"

MITSUI: "Apologize to Kogure!" *love stare to Kogure*

SOMEONE: "Ugha??"

EVERYONE EXCEPT SOMEONE: "…….."

MIYAGI: "Uh… it's a gorilla..."

KOGURE: "But… we are looking for a gorilla, aren't we?"

SAKURAGI: "But this one is a 'gorilla'… what we were looking for was a 'Gorilla'… formally known as captain Akagi also known as Gori…"

RUKAWA: "This one is a real gorilla…"

MITSUI: "Why there's a gorilla in our school…?"

Suddenly there's another person approaching them

AKAGI: "What are you guys doing!?"

KOGURE: "A-Akagi!?"

SAKURAGI: "Gori!! Gimme lunch money!"

MITSUI: "Sakuragi, this is not the right time." *sweatdrops*

AKAGI; "What are you doing? How could you!?"

MIYAGI: "What do you mean? We were doing a noble thing to our school. We caught the lunch thief!"

KOGURE: "That's right, Akagi. It's not like we're torturing it or something."

MITSUI: "You're not some green peace volunteer who saves whales and orangutan are you? Well, thinking that you care for this gorilla…"

RUKAWA: "Captain, is this you're pet? Is that the reason you care for it?"

SAKURAGI: "Or is it your…excuse my English-your fiancé?"

AKAGI: "She's-… She's my…" *starts to sob*

EVERYONE EXCEPT AKAGI AND SOMEONE: "'SHE'S'??"

SAKURAGI: *whispers* "How can he tell it's a she?"

MIYAGI: *whispers back* "Do you really have to ask that?"

MITSUI: "She's your what, Akagi?"

AKAGI: "She's my SISTER!!!"

EVRYONE EXCEPT AKAGI AND HIS SISTER (ESPECIALLY SAKURAGI): "WHAT!!??"

SAKURAGI: "No~~! You mean it's Ha-Ha-Harukoo~~!!?"

AKAGI: "Yes!!" *hugs Haruko and cries* "Don't do this to her! She's only hungry, that's all~~!"

KOGURE: "This is impossible…"

MIYAGI: "Magical…"

MITSUI: "Worth a lot of money…"

RUKAWA: "…….."

SAKURAGI: *faints*

Kogure: "Okay, Akagi. We'll forgive her. But make sure this won't happen again, okay?" *noble smile*

AKAGI: "Sob… sob… I promise, thanks guys…"

MIYAGI: "But… may we ask why Haruko could turn out into a gorilla?"

AKAGI: "It's a long story…"

MITSUI: "Hey, it's a long fiction, just spit it out."

AQKAGI: "Okay… sob… There's a special gene in our family. If an Akagi got hugged by his or her opposite sex, he or she will change into an animal and lost their human consciousness. But it doesn't happen to every Akagi, only an Akagi at each hundred years."

MITSUI: "Gee, that is so sad. Poor Haruko…"

RUKAWA: "How she'll come back to her real body?"

AKAGI: "About 15 minutes after she transformed to an animal."

KOGURE: "Why gorilla? Why can't she change into a prettier animal, like cat perhaps?"

AKAGI: "No one knows what he or she's going to become or why they become a certain animal. But usually they turn into gorillas, manatees, toads, boars or camels."

MIYAGI: "So it's not about misfortune that Haruko changed into an ugly animal…"

AKAGI: "Sob!!"

MIYAGI: "I mean a certain animal!"

KOGURE: "Well, you'd better take her to a warm place. She must be cold not wearing anything."

MIYAGI: "She got her thick fur, she'll be fine, Kogure…"

AKAGI: "What do you mean by that!!?"

RUKAWA: "Umm… captain…? Is there a way to make her normal again and not going to change to an animal for the rest of her life?"

MITSUI: "I think it's impossible…is about gene, remember?"

AKAGI: "You're right, Mitsui… there's no cure for her…" *leaving in grieve*

KOGURE: "Poor Akagi…"

MIYAGI: "No! Poor Haruko!"

MITSUI: "Poor every Akagi."

RUKAWA: "No, poor Sakuragi… look, he's knocked out."

MIYAGI: "Oh my God... you're right…" *stares at Sakuragi on the ground* "I hope my Aya-chan is not a gorilla too."

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At his room, Akagi sat still on his chair.

'Is there a way to make her normal again and not going to change to an animal for the rest of her life?' (Incase you forgot, this line belongs to Rukawa)

Actually, there is a way to make Haruko normal again, but Akagi's not sure it will work. As far as the history of Akagi clan goes, there are only few people who succeeded to become normal again.

AKAGI: "I can try, but the stake is too high… Haruko might be vanished…"

~tbc~