"What are you doing here?" said Randy with a little bitterness in his voice.
"Roxie asked me to be here," said Hunter as he sat in the nearby chair, "now can any of you tell me what the hell is going on?"
Before any of them could answer Roxie entered the room and smiled as she said, "Hello boys, we need to talk." She closed the door from the cameras, since this was a private conversation and she did not want to fans to hear was about to happen, but she had a feeling that good Old JR would be saying, "King, I think business is about to pick up!" She wouldn't be surprised since anytime Evolution was involved he would say that.
"I ain't got time for this," said Hunter, "I have some other things to do."
He was about to stand up but Roxie stopped him by saying, "Keep your ass in that chair or else. That goes for all of you. Hunter was surprised but he remained sitting in the chair, all four of them remained seated as Roxie leaned against the wall. She sighed as she looked at each of them preparing herself to say what she was about to say. "Now seven months ago, when I got injured, I went home to recover and you guys were all fine and a strong team. But then, then two months ago I come back and I come to find out that Evolution is no longer together. Now I have listened to each of you stories and I can completely understand why it happened. It is because you have forgotten who you are."
"What are you talking about?" said Flair as the four of them looked at her with surprise.
"Flair, you are the 16 time World Heavyweight champion, the "dirtiest" play in the game. Not to mention a best selling author, you are a legend in this business, you are even bigger than Hulk Hogan!" Ric smiled as she then went to Batista, "Dave, you are the animal, one of the most powerful men in this business. You take crap from no one, you even defeated Kane not once but twice! And he is hard to beat!" Dave nodded and she looked at Randy, "Randy, you are the "Legend Killer", longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in seven years. Third Generation superstar, the future of this business! Not to mention the love of my life." She smiled and then face Hunter, "You Hunter Hearst Helmsley , you are The Game, The Cerebral Assassin. The diamond of the business. You have defeated everyone and anyone in this business!" Hunter nodded and then she looked at the four of them. "Together you four formed the greatest faction since the Four Horsemen, yeah you had your ups and downs, but you made sure that you stayed together. When you had your slump after Bad Blood, that was when I came into the picture. After you guys accepted me into your faction, we became the most powerful faction. One by one I got you guys the gold back around your waists
FLASHBACK
About ten minutes later the match was still going on strong with Flair and Conway in the ring, there was chops and punches and moves going around. Roxie was leaning against the ring with an angle so right whenever the camera showed her, it gave people the best view down her shirt. Jerry "The King" Lawler, was in heaven as he said, "Oh my, look at Roxie, what I wouldn't give to be in Evolution right now."
"King, we have a match to commentate and all you can think about is Roxie's puppies!"
"Come on JR, if you were a single man you would be interested in her as well, I am sure Evolution are thinking they are the luckiest men in the-"
JR interrupted him when he said, "Oh my God, Flair and Conway had just collided heads! They are both down, this is the turning point of the match, and Roxie is looking concern for her teammate."
"Come on Flair!!" screamed Roxie as she slapped her hands the mat to get Flair up, "Come Ric, you can do it!!!" Batista was also rooting for Ric to crawl to the ring, as Roxie as got the fans involved. Sure enough Ric got to Batista just as Conway got to Grenier. "Yes!" screamed Roxie and jumped for joy, "get him Batista!" The crowd went nuts as the two battled it out for control with Batista gaining it. Batista hit a strong move, but before the count of three Conway broke the count and Flair got back in and clothesline Conway out of the ring. Grenier was going for his finishing move, but Batista reversed it into his power bomb for the 1-2-3! "Yes!" screamed Roxie and slid into the ring as Evolution's theme music hit the titantron.
The fans cheer as the ref took the titles from the crewman and Lilian said, "Your winners and the NEW tag team champions, Ric Flair and Batista!" Ric rolled into the ring and smiled when the ref handed him and Batista the titles. Roxie clapped at the ref raised the men's hands in victory. The ref then went to check on La Résistance as Roxie then hugged Flair and Batista lifted her into the air. When he lowered her down, she rose their hands and they rose the titles over their heads.
(RANDY'S MATCH)
About ten minutes later Shelton was dominating Randy as Roxie was trying to get Randy to fight back. "Come on Randy! This is your night!!! Let's go!" Roxie started to get some momentum, but Shelton knocked Randy down for a two count. "All right Randy! Come on you can do it!"
Suddenly Shelton walked in front of her, leaned on the ropes and said, "Look at your boy now! He is nothing! This title is mine." When he turned around he was greet with drop-kick that caused him to fly out of the ring right next to Roxie. Roxie had backed away with her hands up, then while the ref was distracted Roxie went and kicked Shelton in the ribs. Shelton rolled on his side and then when he got up, went after Roxie.
"Oh shit," said as she ran around the ring when Shelton hot on her heels. She slid in to the ring, ran past Randy and when Shelton followed, he was met with a kick to the gut and an RKO. Randy pinned Shelton for the 1-2-3! "Yes!" screamed Roxie as she jumped up for joy and the ref went for the title.
"Your winner," said Lilian, "and the NEW Intercontinental Champion..... RANDY ORTON!" Roxie slid into the ring and walked up to Randy as the ref handed him the title. She went to one side of Randy, then she and the ref lifted Randy's hands in victory.
(HUNTER'S MATCH)
About fifteen minutes later Chris and Hunter were having the best match of the night, Roxie was looking great as usual, and the fans were totally digging the match. Suddenly Hunter got knocked down by Benoit causing Roxie to be nervous. "Oh no. Come on Hunter! Get up!" She slapped her hands on the ring to get him up, but suddenly Benoit signaled for his flying headbutt. "Come on Hunter! Get up! Get up!" Suddenly Benoit flew and landed perfectly on Hunter. "Damn it! Hunter get up!" Benoit went for the pin. "Come on Hunter!" 1... "Hunter!!!!" 2... "Come on you son of a- YES!" she screamed as Hunter lifted his right arm into the air preventing the three count. "All right Hunter! Get up man!" Chris Benoit was shocked at what happened then when Hunter went for a clothesline Benoit reversed it into his Crippler Crossface. Roxie placed her hands on her head. "Oh no! Hunter don't tap out!!!!" Suddenly she noticed that Hunter was about to tap, so she quickly hopped on the ring and distracted the ref. As she was doing that Hunter began tapping, but the ref was too busy trying to get Roxie off the ring for Chris to get the win. Suddenly Chris broke the hold and went to Roxie, he tried to hit her, but she quickly hopped off the ring as Hunter stood up. When Chris turned his attention back to Hunter, he was greeted with a kick and the Pedigree for the 1-2-3. "Yes!!!" screamed Roxie and slid into the ring.
"Your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion... Triple H!" said Lilian Garcia as the ref handed him the title and rose his hand in victory.
Roxie smiled as went up to Hunter and leapt into his arms when he looked at her. She wrapped her legs around his waist and he spun her around. "You did it Hunter! You did it!"
"Because of you," said Hunter, "you helped me. Thank you." When they broke apart all of Evolution was in the ring.
They all hugged and then they all preceded to the top of the Titantron, and with gold around each waist and Roxie in the middle, Evolution rose their hands in victory and sparkled with gold. They then went back to their dressing room and Ric Flair was the first to speak, "WOOOO! Evolution is golden baby!"
"Oh hell yeah!" said Batista, "We are at the top again, and we are going to stay like this for a long time!"
Randy smiled as he popped a bottle of champagne and poured five glasses, "A toast!" He handed everyone a glass a of champagne. "To Evolution, may we stay golden for a long time, and continue to be the most powerful faction in the WWE."
"To Evolution!" everyone said clinked glass and took a sip.
Then Batista spoke, "To Roxie, the best manager in the WWE."
"To Roxie!" another sip.
"All right everyone," said Hunter, "I don't know about you guys, but I am ready to hit the club!"
"Yeah," said the three guys as the packed their bags, then the five of them headed to the club to celebrate the victory.
END FLASHBACK
"And then I gained the Women's Championship, we were truly golden..." She smiled as she remembered that day.
FLASHBACK
About fifteen minutes later the match was going pretty good, which slaps thrown around, some wonderful moves, and involvement from the outside. Tomko was gone since Batista made it so that the ref thought Tomko was going to attack Batista with a chair. Batista was rooting Roxie, hoping that she will fight back, which she does, but Trish then knocked her down. Trish smiled as she begged Roxie to get up for the chick kick, when Roxie got up and turned around. Trish kicked her out, and went for the pin. 1... 2... suddenly Roxie kicked out of it, shocking Trish and the crowd cheering rooting her on. Trish got pissed and stood up begging Roxie to get up again. "Come on bitch! You want more!" When Roxie got up, Trish went for the Stratusfaction, but suddenly Roxie reversed for a rollup and grabbed Batista's hands for the extra leverage for the 1-2-3!
The bell ran and Lilian said, "Your winner, and the NEW Women's Champion.... ROXIE HART!" Batista came into the ring as the ref handed Roxie the title. Roxie was crying and lifted the title into the air with the ref holding one hand and Batista had the other. Suddenly all of Evolution came out and hugged Roxie, and Randy wrapped the title around her waist. Roxie smiled and then kissed him on the lips. The crowd and the rest of Evolution went nuts as Randy kissed him back and wrapped his arms around Roxie.
"Well King," said JR, "it looks like all of Evolution are truly golden now and there is a couple in Evolution."
"There goes my fantasy!" said King, "Randy is the luckiest man in the world!" All of Evolution walked out of the ring and at the top of the titantron, with Roxie in the middle, the five of them rose their hands in the air showing off all the gold around their waist and their pyro went off as well as the cameras from the fans. They then went into the back, grabbed their bags and went to celebrate their victory.
END FLASHBACK
"Life was great... until JBL came and ruined it all, but we everyone's help from Smackdown we got a match that would get me back. When I returned to Raw we grew stronger, and that year was great. Then I got injured, so I had to go and recover. I figured you guys could handle things without me, but boy was I wrong. I then come back to find out that you four got into a huge fight and ended it. Now I can understand why it happen, but you know what, you four need to talk about it, and forgive each other. Now whether you like it or not, you four need each other."
"Please," said Hunter as he rolled his eyes, "I don't need this guys. I am a Hollywood superstar. I am the best."
"Oh yeah," said Randy with sarcasm, "this is coming from the guy who used Dave in every match so he could win."
"You think I am going to injure my body to end my acting career?" said Hunter as he and Randy stood up preparing to fight. "I don't think so."
"Knock it off the both of you," said Roxie and the both sat down, "Look Hunter, I hate to say this but you have gone Hollywood on us. The Rock was never this bad, he would still fight his own fights."
"Excuse me? I am WAY better than The Rock, both in the ring and in the movies," said Hunter with anger.
"Look, all I am saying Hunter is that you have forgotten who were are. You were a wrestler LONG before you became an actor, but since you went to Hollywood, you act more like an actor that a wrestler. Yeah you made a few movies, but SO what? You are still a wrestler, and that is the Hunter we all know and love. Hunter we want the old you back, not this Hunter. Evolution is nothing without you."
"Rox," said Flair, "what makes you think that we want to get back together?"
"Because," said Roxie with confidence, "I can see it in each of your eyes. I can see the longing to be the best of the best again. I can see the longing for styling and profiling, for the limos, for all the gold." Motioning at the titles around their waist.
"Please," said Hunter, "we can get it all on our own."
"And I refuse to be in a group with "Captain Hollywood" over here," said Randy as he pointed to Hunter.
"Who you calling "Captain Hollywood?" said Hunter, "I made you who you were."
"No you helped improve me," said Randy, "but I am a third Generation superstar, so I have wrestling my blood."
"Oh who cares?" said Flair, "I've been in this business even before you two were a twinkle in your mother's eyes."
"La de da," said Batista, "we know, we all the read book." Then the four began to argue again, like the day when they broke up.
Roxie sighed as she knew this was going to be harder than she realized that she had one more card to play, "Knock it off you guys!" The four stopped and looked at her, "Jesus! You are acting like five year old boys! You don't want Evolution back together? Fine! Let Edge keep telling the world that he was the one who ended Evolution and that there is no chance of a reunion!" She stormed out of the room and the camera was still there, she smiled and said, "I think I got my point through." She left the four of them looking that they were caught with their hand in the cookie jar as well as the fans wondering what the hell happened in that room.
"Roxie asked me to be here," said Hunter as he sat in the nearby chair, "now can any of you tell me what the hell is going on?"
Before any of them could answer Roxie entered the room and smiled as she said, "Hello boys, we need to talk." She closed the door from the cameras, since this was a private conversation and she did not want to fans to hear was about to happen, but she had a feeling that good Old JR would be saying, "King, I think business is about to pick up!" She wouldn't be surprised since anytime Evolution was involved he would say that.
"I ain't got time for this," said Hunter, "I have some other things to do."
He was about to stand up but Roxie stopped him by saying, "Keep your ass in that chair or else. That goes for all of you. Hunter was surprised but he remained sitting in the chair, all four of them remained seated as Roxie leaned against the wall. She sighed as she looked at each of them preparing herself to say what she was about to say. "Now seven months ago, when I got injured, I went home to recover and you guys were all fine and a strong team. But then, then two months ago I come back and I come to find out that Evolution is no longer together. Now I have listened to each of you stories and I can completely understand why it happened. It is because you have forgotten who you are."
"What are you talking about?" said Flair as the four of them looked at her with surprise.
"Flair, you are the 16 time World Heavyweight champion, the "dirtiest" play in the game. Not to mention a best selling author, you are a legend in this business, you are even bigger than Hulk Hogan!" Ric smiled as she then went to Batista, "Dave, you are the animal, one of the most powerful men in this business. You take crap from no one, you even defeated Kane not once but twice! And he is hard to beat!" Dave nodded and she looked at Randy, "Randy, you are the "Legend Killer", longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in seven years. Third Generation superstar, the future of this business! Not to mention the love of my life." She smiled and then face Hunter, "You Hunter Hearst Helmsley , you are The Game, The Cerebral Assassin. The diamond of the business. You have defeated everyone and anyone in this business!" Hunter nodded and then she looked at the four of them. "Together you four formed the greatest faction since the Four Horsemen, yeah you had your ups and downs, but you made sure that you stayed together. When you had your slump after Bad Blood, that was when I came into the picture. After you guys accepted me into your faction, we became the most powerful faction. One by one I got you guys the gold back around your waists
FLASHBACK
About ten minutes later the match was still going on strong with Flair and Conway in the ring, there was chops and punches and moves going around. Roxie was leaning against the ring with an angle so right whenever the camera showed her, it gave people the best view down her shirt. Jerry "The King" Lawler, was in heaven as he said, "Oh my, look at Roxie, what I wouldn't give to be in Evolution right now."
"King, we have a match to commentate and all you can think about is Roxie's puppies!"
"Come on JR, if you were a single man you would be interested in her as well, I am sure Evolution are thinking they are the luckiest men in the-"
JR interrupted him when he said, "Oh my God, Flair and Conway had just collided heads! They are both down, this is the turning point of the match, and Roxie is looking concern for her teammate."
"Come on Flair!!" screamed Roxie as she slapped her hands the mat to get Flair up, "Come Ric, you can do it!!!" Batista was also rooting for Ric to crawl to the ring, as Roxie as got the fans involved. Sure enough Ric got to Batista just as Conway got to Grenier. "Yes!" screamed Roxie and jumped for joy, "get him Batista!" The crowd went nuts as the two battled it out for control with Batista gaining it. Batista hit a strong move, but before the count of three Conway broke the count and Flair got back in and clothesline Conway out of the ring. Grenier was going for his finishing move, but Batista reversed it into his power bomb for the 1-2-3! "Yes!" screamed Roxie and slid into the ring as Evolution's theme music hit the titantron.
The fans cheer as the ref took the titles from the crewman and Lilian said, "Your winners and the NEW tag team champions, Ric Flair and Batista!" Ric rolled into the ring and smiled when the ref handed him and Batista the titles. Roxie clapped at the ref raised the men's hands in victory. The ref then went to check on La Résistance as Roxie then hugged Flair and Batista lifted her into the air. When he lowered her down, she rose their hands and they rose the titles over their heads.
(RANDY'S MATCH)
About ten minutes later Shelton was dominating Randy as Roxie was trying to get Randy to fight back. "Come on Randy! This is your night!!! Let's go!" Roxie started to get some momentum, but Shelton knocked Randy down for a two count. "All right Randy! Come on you can do it!"
Suddenly Shelton walked in front of her, leaned on the ropes and said, "Look at your boy now! He is nothing! This title is mine." When he turned around he was greet with drop-kick that caused him to fly out of the ring right next to Roxie. Roxie had backed away with her hands up, then while the ref was distracted Roxie went and kicked Shelton in the ribs. Shelton rolled on his side and then when he got up, went after Roxie.
"Oh shit," said as she ran around the ring when Shelton hot on her heels. She slid in to the ring, ran past Randy and when Shelton followed, he was met with a kick to the gut and an RKO. Randy pinned Shelton for the 1-2-3! "Yes!" screamed Roxie as she jumped up for joy and the ref went for the title.
"Your winner," said Lilian, "and the NEW Intercontinental Champion..... RANDY ORTON!" Roxie slid into the ring and walked up to Randy as the ref handed him the title. She went to one side of Randy, then she and the ref lifted Randy's hands in victory.
(HUNTER'S MATCH)
About fifteen minutes later Chris and Hunter were having the best match of the night, Roxie was looking great as usual, and the fans were totally digging the match. Suddenly Hunter got knocked down by Benoit causing Roxie to be nervous. "Oh no. Come on Hunter! Get up!" She slapped her hands on the ring to get him up, but suddenly Benoit signaled for his flying headbutt. "Come on Hunter! Get up! Get up!" Suddenly Benoit flew and landed perfectly on Hunter. "Damn it! Hunter get up!" Benoit went for the pin. "Come on Hunter!" 1... "Hunter!!!!" 2... "Come on you son of a- YES!" she screamed as Hunter lifted his right arm into the air preventing the three count. "All right Hunter! Get up man!" Chris Benoit was shocked at what happened then when Hunter went for a clothesline Benoit reversed it into his Crippler Crossface. Roxie placed her hands on her head. "Oh no! Hunter don't tap out!!!!" Suddenly she noticed that Hunter was about to tap, so she quickly hopped on the ring and distracted the ref. As she was doing that Hunter began tapping, but the ref was too busy trying to get Roxie off the ring for Chris to get the win. Suddenly Chris broke the hold and went to Roxie, he tried to hit her, but she quickly hopped off the ring as Hunter stood up. When Chris turned his attention back to Hunter, he was greeted with a kick and the Pedigree for the 1-2-3. "Yes!!!" screamed Roxie and slid into the ring.
"Your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion... Triple H!" said Lilian Garcia as the ref handed him the title and rose his hand in victory.
Roxie smiled as went up to Hunter and leapt into his arms when he looked at her. She wrapped her legs around his waist and he spun her around. "You did it Hunter! You did it!"
"Because of you," said Hunter, "you helped me. Thank you." When they broke apart all of Evolution was in the ring.
They all hugged and then they all preceded to the top of the Titantron, and with gold around each waist and Roxie in the middle, Evolution rose their hands in victory and sparkled with gold. They then went back to their dressing room and Ric Flair was the first to speak, "WOOOO! Evolution is golden baby!"
"Oh hell yeah!" said Batista, "We are at the top again, and we are going to stay like this for a long time!"
Randy smiled as he popped a bottle of champagne and poured five glasses, "A toast!" He handed everyone a glass a of champagne. "To Evolution, may we stay golden for a long time, and continue to be the most powerful faction in the WWE."
"To Evolution!" everyone said clinked glass and took a sip.
Then Batista spoke, "To Roxie, the best manager in the WWE."
"To Roxie!" another sip.
"All right everyone," said Hunter, "I don't know about you guys, but I am ready to hit the club!"
"Yeah," said the three guys as the packed their bags, then the five of them headed to the club to celebrate the victory.
END FLASHBACK
"And then I gained the Women's Championship, we were truly golden..." She smiled as she remembered that day.
FLASHBACK
About fifteen minutes later the match was going pretty good, which slaps thrown around, some wonderful moves, and involvement from the outside. Tomko was gone since Batista made it so that the ref thought Tomko was going to attack Batista with a chair. Batista was rooting Roxie, hoping that she will fight back, which she does, but Trish then knocked her down. Trish smiled as she begged Roxie to get up for the chick kick, when Roxie got up and turned around. Trish kicked her out, and went for the pin. 1... 2... suddenly Roxie kicked out of it, shocking Trish and the crowd cheering rooting her on. Trish got pissed and stood up begging Roxie to get up again. "Come on bitch! You want more!" When Roxie got up, Trish went for the Stratusfaction, but suddenly Roxie reversed for a rollup and grabbed Batista's hands for the extra leverage for the 1-2-3!
The bell ran and Lilian said, "Your winner, and the NEW Women's Champion.... ROXIE HART!" Batista came into the ring as the ref handed Roxie the title. Roxie was crying and lifted the title into the air with the ref holding one hand and Batista had the other. Suddenly all of Evolution came out and hugged Roxie, and Randy wrapped the title around her waist. Roxie smiled and then kissed him on the lips. The crowd and the rest of Evolution went nuts as Randy kissed him back and wrapped his arms around Roxie.
"Well King," said JR, "it looks like all of Evolution are truly golden now and there is a couple in Evolution."
"There goes my fantasy!" said King, "Randy is the luckiest man in the world!" All of Evolution walked out of the ring and at the top of the titantron, with Roxie in the middle, the five of them rose their hands in the air showing off all the gold around their waist and their pyro went off as well as the cameras from the fans. They then went into the back, grabbed their bags and went to celebrate their victory.
END FLASHBACK
"Life was great... until JBL came and ruined it all, but we everyone's help from Smackdown we got a match that would get me back. When I returned to Raw we grew stronger, and that year was great. Then I got injured, so I had to go and recover. I figured you guys could handle things without me, but boy was I wrong. I then come back to find out that you four got into a huge fight and ended it. Now I can understand why it happen, but you know what, you four need to talk about it, and forgive each other. Now whether you like it or not, you four need each other."
"Please," said Hunter as he rolled his eyes, "I don't need this guys. I am a Hollywood superstar. I am the best."
"Oh yeah," said Randy with sarcasm, "this is coming from the guy who used Dave in every match so he could win."
"You think I am going to injure my body to end my acting career?" said Hunter as he and Randy stood up preparing to fight. "I don't think so."
"Knock it off the both of you," said Roxie and the both sat down, "Look Hunter, I hate to say this but you have gone Hollywood on us. The Rock was never this bad, he would still fight his own fights."
"Excuse me? I am WAY better than The Rock, both in the ring and in the movies," said Hunter with anger.
"Look, all I am saying Hunter is that you have forgotten who were are. You were a wrestler LONG before you became an actor, but since you went to Hollywood, you act more like an actor that a wrestler. Yeah you made a few movies, but SO what? You are still a wrestler, and that is the Hunter we all know and love. Hunter we want the old you back, not this Hunter. Evolution is nothing without you."
"Rox," said Flair, "what makes you think that we want to get back together?"
"Because," said Roxie with confidence, "I can see it in each of your eyes. I can see the longing to be the best of the best again. I can see the longing for styling and profiling, for the limos, for all the gold." Motioning at the titles around their waist.
"Please," said Hunter, "we can get it all on our own."
"And I refuse to be in a group with "Captain Hollywood" over here," said Randy as he pointed to Hunter.
"Who you calling "Captain Hollywood?" said Hunter, "I made you who you were."
"No you helped improve me," said Randy, "but I am a third Generation superstar, so I have wrestling my blood."
"Oh who cares?" said Flair, "I've been in this business even before you two were a twinkle in your mother's eyes."
"La de da," said Batista, "we know, we all the read book." Then the four began to argue again, like the day when they broke up.
Roxie sighed as she knew this was going to be harder than she realized that she had one more card to play, "Knock it off you guys!" The four stopped and looked at her, "Jesus! You are acting like five year old boys! You don't want Evolution back together? Fine! Let Edge keep telling the world that he was the one who ended Evolution and that there is no chance of a reunion!" She stormed out of the room and the camera was still there, she smiled and said, "I think I got my point through." She left the four of them looking that they were caught with their hand in the cookie jar as well as the fans wondering what the hell happened in that room.