Blood Rose Chapter 18:
"Are you sure this is going to work, Grey?" Rose asked.
"Yeah, and how do you know he likes to be ghetto?" Lenn asked.
"Look all we have to do is speak ebonics with him and he'll lets us in. He's been dying to become a gangsta for a while now." Grey explained.
"I still think dressing up as a stereotype is a really bad idea." Jake said.
"As long as it helps our parents I'll do it." Rose said.
"It better." Lenn added.
Grey walked hand in hand with his "hos" to the Mayor's mansion. He straightened out his red pimp coat as Lenn and Rose were trying to pull down their skirts to make them look longer. Jake was behind Grey, acting as his faithful servant. Remus and Knives were dressed as pimps too, but they were wearing white and blue pimp coats. Maria was in the van checking all of the equipment and making sure the operation was successful.
"Ok, are we ready?" Grey asked.
"Don't forget Grey, the Mayo's right hand man is black so we don't want to offend him." Rose said.
"Right! I almost forgot about George." Grey said.
"I don't think we really have to worry about George. He hates my brother for trying to be black and would like to see him in a ghetto somewhere getting his ass shot at." Remus explained.
Knives looked at his coat, then looked at Remus' and Grey's coats.
"Red white and blue, we look like the freakin' 4th of July Pimps on Parade." He commented.
"Shut up Knives this was the best we could do." Maria said as she spoke into the microphone in the van.
The party walked up to the door of the mansion. Grey knocked on the door, George opened the door and looked at Remus.
"It's nice to see you Remus, did you do what the Mayo I mean Mayor requested?" he asked.
"Yes, I brought them back, but please don't tell James, we're trying to rescue their parents." Remus commented.
"I know, he think he's trying way too hard. Man I would give anything to kick his little white ass." he said.
"Be careful, and take care of yourself. Oh I suggest you evacuate everyone from this facility, there is going to be some major explosions. Tell them my brother gave out the orders." Remus said.
"Will do, oh and kids your parents have escaped but one them should be in the bathroom, I remember he complained about having bad diarreha." George said as he left.
"That has to be my dad, before we left he complained about having stomach pains and he said that his ass hurt quite a bit." Rose said.
"When will that man ever learn to tell the difference between chocolate candy and chocolate laxative?" Knives said.
"No use in worrying now, George is on our side so let's go, we have to find our parents." Grey said.
They all walked inside the mansion and looked around. Grey found the stairs and motioned everyone to follow.
"God these shoes hurt and the outfit is really hurting me." Rose said.
"Maybe after this I can take it off of you." Grey said with a devilish grin.
Rose blushed, but Lenn wasn't going to hear any of it.
"Will you stop thinking with your dick! We have to find mom and dad." Lenn snapped.
They walked up the stairs and reached the second floor. They walked down the hallway and then they started hearing some faint moaning sounds.
"What was that?" Remus said.
They followed the sound as it got louder and louder. They all finally stopped in front of a door. Grey pressed his ear against it to hear who was in there.
"Let's bust in." Knives said.
Grey took a few steps back then ran through the door. Milly screamed as she saw her son and hid under the covers with Wolfwood.
"Mom, dad?!" Grey shrieked.
"Hi son, have you ever heard of something called 'knocking' it's a very simple process." Wolfwood snapped.
"Dad, awwww, I didn't want to see this, awww man, I'm traumtized again." Grey said.
"You should of seen it coming, pardon the pun." Knive said before he broke into laughter.
Everyone else joined in, but Grey was still not amused. Lenn walked over to her traumatized brother.
"Grey mom and dad love us, but they are also well known as nymphomaniacs." Lenn explained, "Get used to it."
"Well you two get dressed and come with us. We still have to find Vash and Meryl." Remus said.
"Okay, but could you guys close the door and give us ten more minutes please," Wolfwood asked.
Everyone lowered their head then they closed the door behind them. They were all standing outside when they heard the moaning again.
"Here we go again." Knives said.
"At least they weren't hard to find. All you have to do is find a room with a bed and there they are, having sex like jack rabbits." Lenn asked.
"Knives I have question, are my sister and I adopted?" Grey asked.
"No, you're not but I will admit that they love you very much but in a really strange way. I say their type of parenting is radical, for lack of a better word." Knives explained.
"Oh man." Grey said.
Ten minutes later Wolfwood and Milly came out fully clothed and ready to go.
"Are you sure you're done?" Jake asked.
"Oh my who's this charming young man, Lenn?" Milly asked.
"This is Jake mom, he and his sister are fans of Vash the Stampede, that's why they decided to help us." Lenn answered.
"Then where is his sister?" Wolfwood asked.
"She's in the van taking care of the security problems and the such." Jake replied.
"Well we don't have time for introductions, let's find Needle-Noggin and Shorty and get the hell out of here, this place is sttarting to smell like mayonase." Wolfwood said.
"Alright let's go find a bathroom!" Milly said.