Blood Rose Chapter 19:

The rescuers ran through the corridors of the mansion checking every bathroom in the area, in hope of finding Vash and Meryl. They finished checking the bathrooms and made their way to the third level of the house.

"This house is huge, anyone could get lost in this place." Jake said, "Maria are there still no signs of Vash or Meryl?"

"I found Meryl, she's 5 doors down to the left. It looks like she's waiting for someone." Maria replied into the microphone.

"We found your mom, Rose, she's 5 doors down to the left." Jake said.

"Ok, let's go everyone!" Rose said.

Everyone followed Rose through the passage. When Rose spotted her mother, she ran towards her to give her a hug.

"Oh mom, I'm glad you're okay!" Rose said.

Meryl finished hugging her daughter, then her smile turned into a frown.

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING COMING TO THE MAYOR'S MANSION ASSUMING THAT WE COULDN'T GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION OURSELVES AND I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR UNCLE ABOUT THIS CALVARY NONSENSE AND YOU REMUS STOP STICKING YOUR NOSE INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS, YOU'LL ONLY GET INTO MORE TROUBLE THAT WAY! GREY I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GET HER PREGNANT BECAUSE IF YOU DID, I WILL BEAT YOU SENSELESS UNTIL YOU START CALLING YOURSELF HAPPY!!! AND YOU, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, BUT IF YOU EVER GET MY KIDS INTO ANY KIND OF TROUBLE, KISS YOUR BALLS GOODBYE!!!" Meryl shouted as she was breathing for air.

"You're welcome." Jake replied.

"Mom, where's dad?" Rose asked.

"Oh your dad's in the bathroom." Meryl said in her usual calm tone.

Rose knocked on the door softly then called out for her father.

"Daddy? Are you in there?" She said sweetly.

"Rose where the hell....ugh.... do you think.....ugh....I....ooowwwww....am?!" Vash said.

"Oh man, it is that bad." Jake said.

"This is nothing. Last Christmas my uncle and Wolfwood decided to play a prank on him, so they slipped some chocolate laxatives into his doughnuts and into his fudge." Rose explained.

"That's right and the bathroom was quite a mess, it took me three days to clean it all up." Meryl said.

The toilet finally flushed in the bathroom and Vash stepped outside. Jake looked with awe at the Legendary Outlaw and ran up to him grabbing his red coat.

"Oh my fucking god! It really is you! CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" Jake asked excidedly.

Vash was flattered by Jake's enthusiasm.

"Well now's not a good time, when we get out of the mansion I'll sign for you lots of autographs." Vash added.

"Just make sure you say no when he asks for an autograph on his ass." Lenn commented.

"Huh?" Vash said.

"We'll explain later dad, let's get out of here." Rose said.

They were all together again. Now all they had to do was get out of the mansion. They raced down the stairs and finally reached the first floor. They were heading for the front door when they were stopped by the Mayor.

"Oh shit it's the Mayo!" Grey shouted.

"It's Mayor Franco to you buddy! Now that Remus has brought me my beautiful wifey, I'm going to marry her on the spot!" He said.

"WHAT?!! That's what this was all about?! My family, friends, and I thought you were gay!" Rose shrieked.

"WHAT?! I'M NOT GAY I'M JUST FLAMBOYANT!!" He quickly said.

"Well he's right about one thing." Wolfwood joked.

"No matter, I will make Blood Rose my wife!" He said with a maniacal laughter that sounded more like a French man's laugh if you ask me.

Wolfwood turned to his wife and saw the fire burning in her eyes, Vash did the same and Meryl looked more pissed than she usually was. Both women walked up to the Mayor and proceeded to beat the shit out of him (insert Drowning Pool's "Bodies"). Meryl broke his nose and jaw while Milly kicked him in the groin and twisted his back. After they were finished they walked back to their husbands, who were holding their crotches with their hoping and praying to god that would never happen to them.

"Ok Remus, you can call in the Calvary." Milly said.

"Huh?" Everyone said.

"Alright boys, it's over come on in, we got the Mayor." Remus shouted.

The door busted open and the whole Calvary came in including Maria, Mitch, and Roger. Jake walked over to his sister, so did Remus.

"What?!" Lenn shrieked.

"Well we have a lot of explaining to do." Remus said.

"Yes you certainly do!" Meryl snapped.