a/n: I hate this chapter...but...I guess it's kind of important...sighs Skim through it fast and go to chapter five/twenty-five. That one's better XD
no owning seven, no owning shrek...
Chapter XXIV: An Introduction to the Staff of SHS
"Welcome," President ShinRa stood up," to the first dinner ever at ShinRa High School!"
"Dude, Rufus...your dad runs this place?"
"Shove it."
"I'd now like to introduce the staff of SHS!" ShinRa said, smiling.
Yuffie put her head in her hands and Tifa sighed. Both hadn't eaten since breakfast and were ready for dinner, not meet-the-staff night.
"All math classes will be taught by Nida and Seifer--"
((I think they seem boring)) Shera scribbled on a piece of paper and slid it to CId.
"We have our sciences being taught by two teachers as well. Life sciences, environmental sciences, and biologies will be taught by Beatrix, and physics, chemistries, and physical sciences will be with Adelbert Steiner--"
((Whoa, what's up with the armor?)) Cid scribbled back.
"Our language arts department consists of four teachers, Xu with english I and writing prep, Vivi on english II and reading skills, Garnet till Alexandros with english III and advanced reading and Laguna Loire on english IV and newspaper staff--"
((Look, Sephiroth, that guy's hair is almost as long as yours!))
((Not quite, Cloud.))
"History will be done by Quistis Trepe--"
((Oh GAWD, more musical theory!!))
"While psychology will be done by Irvine Kinnseas--"
((Sephiroth, they're really giving you a run for your money...))
((But mine's still longer, Cloud.))
"Dr. Kadowaki'll be our nurse--"
((Shrea, is she playing cards up there with Fujin?!))
((It looks that way, Tifa.))
"Our fine arts department consists of Commander Leonhart for band--"
((%($))
((Cid, don't be rude...))
"Rinoa Heartilly for choir--"
((I think that's Leonhart's friend...I saw 'em when Aeris and I went to the concert...))
"Zidane Tribal for drama--"
((As long as he doesn't have any lame drama jokes!! -))
((Too true, Tifa.))
"And Fujin for art--"
((She and Zidane...hehe...))
((Why's that funny, Yuffie?))
((...dunno...))
"Selphie Tilmitt for driver's ed--"
((She seems...hyper...))
"Zell Dincht with physical education--"
((Rumor has it he's teachin' kickboxing.))
((You'll do good at that, Tifa))
"And Brahne as principal and, er...detentionmaster..."
((DETENTIONMASTER?!?!))
((Yep, Yuffie, you're screwed.))
"And I, President sHinRa, will be your superintendent, even though I wont' be here that often. And that's the staff."
Scattered applause. Yuffie was still staring at them as if they'd all sprouted shrek ears.
"Please proceed to the lunch line," President ShinRa sighed, and the students made a mad dash to the lunch line. Apparently food meant more to the students than the staff. President ShinRa turned around to gripe to the staff about it, but they'd ran for the lunch line as fast as the students had, the long procession of them lead by Zell, who was yelling 'hot dogs'!!
"As soon as I find the advisor that hired these goons, I am so gonna fire them," ShinRa scowled.
A/n: now don't review this horrid chapter and go straight to the next one, which is my favorite one so far XD