Beautiful Disaster

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Disclaimer: See Default Chapter for such.

A/N: It's been awhile I must admit. I just hope someone reviews this chapter. I really need at least three reviews to encourage me. Any less will still do the job, but I'll be a slow writer.

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"Hey, so did you do what I told you to?" Ranma wondered.

Ryouga shrugged. "Pheh. Ukyo went to go fight Shampoo, and Nabiki pulled out."

"Ukyo lost." Ranma sighed. "Plus she still intends to go through with it."

"Hey, uh, Ranma what about Akane?"

"What d'ya mean?"

"Well," Ryouga grew stern to become emotionally cold. "You never told me to do anything about her. I talked to her and she really wants to do this."

"Well, I really don't want to crush her high hopes." Ranma admitted. "Imagine if I ruined this for her? I mean either by indirect means or otherwise she'd still be mad as hell at me."

"I suppose you wouldn't want to get beaten to near death by her." Ryouga commented. "But, she'll win."

Ranma glared at him. He opened his mouth and stopped there turning away with a cough. "We'll see…"

"That tone means you think she will." Ryouga smirked.

Ranma turned back in frustration. "What are you saying? That I actually think Akane's hot?"

"Uh, Ranma?"

"She isn't hot." Ranma stopped. "Well, she isn't ugly." He returned to his angered state. "The point is that she is not pretty enough to win that pageant!"

"Uh, Ranma?"

"What is it?" He roared. He stopped and took in a breath. "She's behind me." Ryouga nodded. Ranma moaned and turned to face her.

"So, I'm not pretty?" The vein on her head throbbed.

"Uh, well, I said you weren't ugly." Ranma said in an attempt to lessen the blow that would most definitely come.

Her anger dropped. "You said you were going to be in the pageant right?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Then," She turned her back to him. "I'll beat you there and not right now."

She left the room as Ranma collapsed to the floor. Her voice was just cold and it was the intimidating sort. Besides, he was shocked that she would let him go like that. He really just did not know what to do. Ryouga scoffed but was sent to the floor when the child, Hinako popped in from the outside.

"Perfect." She sucks in the chi of Ryouga and becomes an adult just as Ranma stirs. "Saotome, you did not come to school today."

"Didn't we have off? Something about fumigation for some bug or another?" Ranma questioned.

"Did we?" She thought about it. "That's why no one showed up at all."

"If no one showed up why did you single me out?" Ranma asked through gritted teeth.

"Is Mr. Tendo around?" She asked with a bright smile.

"He's at the pageant preparing for tomorrow."

"Pageant?"

"A beauty pageant. Prize is a round-trip to China for two." Ranma explained.

"A trip to China? For two?" She stared off into space. She could possibly enter and win in her adult form and beat out any whelp that opposed her. Then she could go with Soun to China for a romantic getaway. "I'll do it!"

Ranma looked at her like she were an alien. "Do, uh, what?"

"I'll see you tomorrow Saotome." She scurried off leaving Ranma and the slowly recovering Ryouga behind.

"What hit me?" Ryouga asked grasping his head.

"One bizarre woman is all." Ranma noted. "Ryouga, this contest is getting worse. My girl form can pick up that stupid Kuno, but what about the judge of this contest?"

"You know what, you're right." Ryouga got an evil grin forming on his lips. Torture for Ranma. "You'll have to become a girl mentally and physically if you're going to win this for us. You best win this contest so we can go and become full-fledged men again," He looked down. "And not half men like we are."

"What do you think I should do then?"

"Nabiki or Kasumi."

"Ask them?"

"Would you rather ask your mother?"

Ranma cringed. "Okay, we ask Nabiki and Kasumi. If we mention what just happened here with Ms. Hinako we should be able to get them to help."

"There's only a day left." He paused. "You better get started. You'll need to do a lot."

"What do you mean by that?" Ranma fumed. "Are you saying my girl form is hideous? I'm your ticket to China pal so you better make with compliments and with less complaints!"

"Point taken."

"Wait, I know how to get a decent shot at winning." Ranma paused.

"What is it?"

"Kuno's rich right? All you do is persuade him to be the judge at the contest and Akane will be my only competition."

"That," Ryouga stood amazed. "That's smart thinking. I can't believe you actually thought that up."

"I can't believe you made it here from Ukyos'." Ranma sneered.

"What if this fails though?"

"I guess I'll go see Kasumi, and then maybe Nabiki." Ranma reluctantly agreed. "Nabiki'd blackmail me about it later in some way or another."

"Right, and I'll go to Kuno." Ryouga confirmed. "You can count on me. Next stop China."

Too bad Ryouga was lost ten steps from the Tendo home…