I am not J.K. Rowling or Paul Simon
You, Me, and Sirius Down in the Schoolyard (to tune of "Me and Julio Down in the Schoolyard" by Paul Simon)-3
Narrator: Regulus Black
Setting: After his death
One morning my mama rolled out of bed
And went to the room of my brother.
When Papa saw as well he began to yell.
I knew the reason why; there could be no other.
My brother ran away; oh yes, he ran away.
Mama didn't need to say, but he ran away.
Now Mama looks down and spits on the ground
Every time his name is said.
And Papa says, "Oy, when I get that boy
I'm gonna hex him 'til he's practically dead."
Now I'm joining up; I'm gonna be a Death Eater.
Now I'm joining up; they said they were proud and I'm better than him.
Goodbye Andromeda, you went the way of my brother.
But I still see you and Sirius down in the schoolyard.
I still see you and Sirius down in the schoolyard.
A couple of years after I joined the Death Eater chapter
It began to get a little intense.
My lack of radical ways began to number my days
And I was killed by those I thought were my friends.
Well, I joined up; I was gonna be a Death Eater.
Well, I joined up; they said they were proud and I was better than him.
Goodbye Andromeda, you went the way of my brother.
It should have been you, me, and Sirius down in that schoolyard.
It should have been you, me, and Sirius down in that schoolyard.