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Continuation of Visionary

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Chapter 5: Jokes, of the Evil Variety.

A knock sounded at Hammond 's door and he raised his head from his paperwork as a technical sergeant entered.

"Sir, SG-1 is on the radio for you"

Hammond nodded his thanks and rose from his seat, heading off down towards the control room. Once there he found the grinning face of Colonel O'Neill filling one of the computer monitors.

"Colonel, I take it your mission was successful"

"Oh, you could say that…" Hammond started to get worried, if the muffled and choked off laughs in the background weren't a giveaway, the Colonel was trying hard to contain a smirk that just screamed pure devilry and evil to the General. They were up to something, why did he get the distinct impression putting SG-1 and the Scooby's together was a very very bad idea?

"Listen, we'll need Major Davis handy when we arrive"

"Major Davis" Hammond replied flatly, his senses screaming that he was being set up for something, but he was buggered if he could figure out what, "the man you call 'disaster Davis' because he only arrives when the fan gets hit? The only man to make you cringe every time he walks into the room? You want disaster Davis here?"

"Yes, is there a problem general? I'm assuming he's not on leave"

Hammond gave O'Neill a direct look through the monitor, "You know he never goes on leave whilst SG-1 is available to go off-world"

"Right, well catch you about five hours general" O'Neill's face vanished from the monitor, and Hammond sighed. He was being set up, he knew it.

True to his word, exactly five hours later O'Neill's face reappeared on the monitors at StarGate Command, by which time Disaster Davis had arrived, and had been fully briefed, ("O'Neill is up to something, be wary") by the general.

"Hammond, Davis. Good to see you. Listen we brought a 'little'" O'Neill smirked "something of Anubis's back with us, you might want to spread the word, we will be popping out from behind the moon in about 3 minutes, don't want anyone to see us and get the wrong idea now do we?"

"Right" Hammond turned to the duty sergeant, "spread the word"

"Yes sir!"

"How much damage did Anubis's fleet suffer?" Davis asked, wondering how much time Earth had been bought.

"Well, Osiris now thinks Anubis sent his supersoldiers to kill her so she absconded with two of his Ha'taks, destroying two more and crippling a third in the process"

Hammond carefully refrained from asking O'Neill which dictionary he had swallowed this morning, for O'Neill, 'absconded' was a pretty big word, "So he his down at least five ships then Colonel"

"He lost a mothership too, somebody left a detonator in one of his motherships Naquadah stores, careless of them wasn't it?" Buffy said airily, grinning as she poked her head into the camera's view.

Hammond and Davis both choked back laughs, "Very careless Buffy, be sure to send whoever thought that one up my thanks" Hammond smiled.

"Plus" O'Neill "We got at least one Ha'tak and damaged another on our way out with our prize"

"General!" the duty technical sergeant shouted, "contact appearing out of the moons sensor shadow"

"Any ID?" Davis asked.

"not yet…" the tech sergeants jaw dropped, then he continued faintly "we have visual sirs…"

An image appeared on the screen in front of Hammond and Davis 's faces. They blinked, in unison. Their jaws dropped, their eyes widened, and they dropped into the nearest seat stunned, still in perfect unison.

"Knew this would be worth recording" O'Neill commented, satisfied.

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