Title: Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores

Summary: (Armada) The Autobots and Decepticons must team up to defeat their most deadly adversary...Twin Mary-Sues.

A/N: Thank you sooo much for the reviews!

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformer or the characters, except for all OC's in this fanfic.

------(Chapter Two: Attack of the Flying Jalapeno)

"Oh, slag," Waverider muttered, as the four Decepticons who were unaffected by ShockStar walked towards Demolisher's room to hide from everyone else.

"What?" Demolisher asked.

"We forgot to set up what time we were supposed to meet the humans!"

"Oh, great!" Demolisher sighed.

"I'll go do it," Tri Blade said, running back to the room they had used the computer.

They had been so glad to find a computer, they hadn't paid attention to who's room it was, though Tri Blade now noticed it was his own. He opened the door and walked inside, but stopped when he saw ShockStar and Megatron making out on his recharge table.

"LORD MEGATRON?!"

"Oh, Tri Blade!" Megatron pulled away. "I'm giving you're room to ShockStar. You can go sleep outside."

"But I..."

"That's an order, soldier!"

"Yes, sir." He bowed his head and ran out of the room to use the computer in the throne room.

'I...I have never felt like this before. My spark sort of hurts...Is that natural or am I affected by ShockStar as well after all?'

Frowning, he entered the throne room, called Alexis, and luckily she was at a computer where she could receive the call. They set up to meet the next day and Tri Blade walked off to Demolisher's room.

"What's the matter with you?" Sideways asked.

"Lord Megatron kicked me out of my room and gave it to ShockStar. They...they were..." He felt energon pour down his face.

"You poor thing!" Waverider said, giving him a small hug. "Primus, I guess you did get affected by ShockStar. You never get jealous."

"Stop crying," Sideways hissed. "We have more important things to think about."

"But Lord Megatron..."

"Would never do that if he was in his right mind," Sideways finished. "The sooner we figure things out, the better. I'm becoming nice."

"That's just wrong," Waverider said, sitting down next to Demolisher on his recharge table.

Tri Blade sat on the floor and Sideways leaned against the wall.

"I wish it was tomorrow so we could see the humans and think of a plan," Waverider sighed. "I miss Cyclonus...Our Cyclonus, not that...possessed imposter."

"I know," Demolisher sighed.

"I thought he scared you," Tri Blade said, almost tiredly.

Demolisher shrugged. "He does, but he's still...my friend and insane stalker."

"Now what's the matter with you?!" Sideways demanded, looking at Tri Blade.

"Tired," was all he got as a reply. Tri Blade slumped over on the floor and slipped off to sleep, curling up on the floor as he recharged.

"Uh...Let's let him sleep," Waverider said, getting up. "We can go to my room."

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Alexis stretched and climbed into her bed, pulling the cover up over her shoulders as she laid on her side. Rica was sleeping on the bunk above her, and Rad and Carlos were sleeping on the bunk bed across from them. She tiredly rested her head on her pillow and closed her eyes, but couldn't sleep. It was quiet...too quiet.

Hotshot and Sideswipe weren't having their nightly chase, in which Sideswipe would be trying to hug Hotshot goodnight. Scavenger and Blurr weren't having one last training session and Red Alert wasn't working late into the night. Nothing was the way it should have been and it made Alexis upset and mad. She had been angry since she learned that Starscream was in love with ShockStar.

'I wish everything was back to normal,' she thought, yawning. 'But then...Maybe Demolisher and the others can help...'

Sleep eventually found her, and she gladly welcomed it.

(The Next Morning)

"Rica...? Rica, wake up, we have to eat so we can meet the Decepticons!" Carlos said, trying to shake the girl awake.

"Five more minutes," Rica muttered, rolling away from him.

"You said the same thing twenty minutes ago!"

"Wha?" Rica propped herself up on her forearms and looked at Carlos through half-lidded eyes. "What time is it?"

"5:45."

"PM?"

"No. AM."

"WHY ARE WE UP?!" Rica screamed.

Alexis shushed her from where she was standing. "So the others won't notice we're gone!"

"I don't think they'd notice anyways," Rad muttered.

Rica jumped out of her top bunk and pulled her orange vest that cut off at the middle of her stomache on over her black t-shirt and pulled on her baggy jeans over her black boxers, then stepped into her sandals.

"Okay, I'm ready," she said.

They grabbed a quick bite to eat before Alexis typed in their coordinates and warped them off to the forest.

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Tri Blade felt tired, which he rarely was. He had decided this was ShockStar's doing and he shrugged it off. After he, Sideways, Waverider, and Demolisher had some energon, they warped to the forest to meet the kids, who were already there.

"Hi Alexis!" Tri Blade said, smiling. Like Starscream, he had grown fond of the human girl, but didn't like her anywhere near as much as Starscream did.

"Hey!" Alexis greeted.

"Let's get this show on the road, we don't have all day!" Rica said, stretching her long, tan arms above her head.

"Bossy human," Sideways muttered. "And you wonder why we don't like you."

Rica shook her head. "No, no. I do know why you hate me. I'm annoying, I like Carlos, and I'm too lazy to hang around you're base in a spacesuit."

"That's barely half of it," Sideways retorted.

Waverider dropped her head into a hand. "Can we get on with this?"

"All right!" Carlos said, taking charge. "I'll need several hundred gallons of glue, some scissors, and about twenty barrels of paint."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Rad asked.

"Wait..." Tri Blade thought a moment. "He almost has a good idea. We could sabotage the twins and make them less...perfect."

"Great idea!" Rica said. "I love that plan!"

"Where can we get those supplies, though?" Alexis asked. "I mean...we don't have a lot of money and it's not like you guys can get it..."

Carlos, Rad, and Rica exchanged smirks then turned back to everyone else.

"Mind giving us a ride?" Rica asked.

(An hour later)

"A jalapeno factory?" Alexis asked, crinkling her nose. "Why are we here?"

"This is where the stash is!" Rad said.

"Stash...?" Alexis's eyes widened.

"Not that kind of stash!" Rica said. "This is where we keep the stuff for the prank wars!"

"Huh?" Tri Blade looked a bit confused.

Alexis sighed as she shook her head. "These three started a prank war with Hotshot, Sideswipe, and Optimus."

"How the slag did Prime get dragged into something so childish?" Demolisher asked.

"Don't know, don't want to know," Alexis said simply.

Carlos lead them into the factory and the Decepticons gasped.

"Whoa..." Waverider's optics widened. "This is..."

"Amazing!" Alexis finished.

"Shall we get what we need?" Rad asked, gesturing to all of the paint cans, bottles of glitter, tape rolls, cotton balls, and vats of glue.

Demolisher nodded and they began taking what they could use. Their first target was going to be ShockStar.

"Okay...Listen up!" Rica said, putting her hands on her hips. "Since the Autobots will get suspicious if we're gone too much, it's up to the you Decepticons to take down ShockStar."

"It will be our pleasure," Tri Blade muttered.

"All right...Then let's...Hey, wait a second! What's the noise?" Rica looked up and the others did as well.

Sideways frowned behind his faceplate. "That's Thrust...and Cyclonus."

"He right," Tri Blade nodded.

"What are they doing here?" Alexis asked, eyes narrowing a bit.

"I hear missiles...WE'RE BEING FIRED ON!" Waverider screamed.

The jalapeno factory suddenly exploded, and everyone inside went flying.

"NOOO!" Carlos screamed. "My supplies...My work...MY JALAPENO FACTORY!"

"Serves you right for plotting against out beloved ShockStar!" Thrust sneered, as he and Cyclonus warped away.

"This is not good..." Alexis said, helping Rica and Rad to their feet. "What do we do now?"

"I don't know..." Demolisher frowned. "Our chance to defeat them..."

"Wait!" Tri Blade's optics flashed and widened. "I have just recalled something that may be of use!"

Rad looked interested. "Another way to prank them?"

"No, better...I think I know a way to get rid of them for good!"

"And...?" Sideways asked, impatiently.

"ShockStar explained to us that her enemy is her sister, I am correct, yes?" Tri Blade asked.

They all nodded.

"What if we were to, oh let's say...Trick them into fighting each other! That way they would destroy each other and we would be rid of both of them!"

Waverider thought a moment. "Sure, why not?"

"We'll need to find a Mini-con to get the factions to fight," Rad pointed out.

"I can hack into the system to make it look like one activated, but we'll need a decoy," Sideways said.

"But who? All the Transformers know what the Mini-cons look like," Alexis sighed.

Sideways scowled at her. "In case you haven't noticed, I doubt they can ever remember their names!"

Waverider and Demolisher exchanged looks.

"I think we have a suggestion for the decoy," Demolisher said.

"Who?" Rica asked.

"Mogli."

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"Hey, Ravenwing and the other Autobots who are here but not as important!" Alexis said, knowing that would catch their attention.

"Yes?" Ravenclaw asked, smiling sweetly.

Alexis tried not to burst out laughing. "A Mini-con has been activated! We have to stop the Decepticons from getting it! This is job for the power, beautiful, smart, and did I mention beautiful Ravenwing!"

Ravenwing blushed. "Oh, you flatter me! Come, let us warp to the location!"

(At the Decepticon Base)

"ShockStar and the other Decepticons who are here but not as important!" Sideways called, glad he had a facemask to hide his smirk.

"Yes?" ShockStar asked, smiling sweetly.

Tri Blade snorted and almost started laughing, but Waverider elbowed him.

"A Mini-con has been activated," Sideways explained. "We need to stop the Autobots from getting it! This is a job for...SUPERMAN!"

"Who?" Everyone asked.

"...Sorry. I meant the beautiful ShockStar."

ShockStar scowled. "I'm more than just a pretty face, you know!"

"Yes, of course, how horrible of me to think otherwise," Sideways said, narrowing his optics.

"Well, then let's go!" ShockStar said, leading the way to the warp room.

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"Oh, it such a beautiful field of wild flowers!" Ravenwing said.

"Joy. Let us tiptoe through the tulips...be careful not to crush them," Rica said, sarcastically.

"That's a wonderful idea! I'm glad I thought of it!"

"I thought of it, and I wasn't being serious!" Rica snapped.

Optimus dropped her, but luckily she was close to the ground.

"Don't take credit for Ravenwing's ideas!" He snarled.

"Ugh...LOOK! DECEPTICONS!" Alexis pretended to scream.

"Fear not, I shall protect us!" Ravenwing said, nobly. "Oh, Primus...It's my sister, ShockStar!"

"Oh, no, what will we do?" The kids muttered.

"RAVENWING! This ends here and now!" ShockStar said, transforming into a large cat with wings.

Ravenwing looked near tears. "I do not want to fight, but I will to protect this planet!" She jumped into the air and transformed into a raven.

"I'll never be able to The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe again," Rica sighed, smacking her forehead.

The fight lasted for hours, and everyone watched in awe (or disgust) at how powerful the two were.

Why must we fight each other? ShockStar asked through their telepathic link.

Because you betrayed us and killed our father! Ravenwing shrieked mentally back.

Meanwhile, Mogli was running around making random beeping noises. He seemed upset when Tidal Wave wasn't there to pay attention to him, so he slumped down next to Waverider to watch the fight.

"Sister, I love you even now! Farewell, I shall miss you terribly!" Ravenwing sobbed, and some sort of magical aura surrounded her. "Goodbye..."

"No...NO!" ShockStar screamed and fell to the ground, a bloody corpse. She looked beautiful, even in death.

"SHOCKSTAR!" The Decepticons who had been affected by her cried. "NOO! WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT YOU?!"

"Oh, slag!" Waverider swore. "They didn't go back to normal!"

"I don't understand...She's dead now!" Demolisher said.

"Ravenwing," Tri Blade and Sideways hissed, looking up at the mournful, yet stunningly beautiful Autobot.

"She has to die for this to end," Waverider realized. "But how can we destroy her?"

"YOU FOOL!" A voice cackled.

ShockStar rose from the ground and floated into the air. "You will all die! My spirit will be avenged!!" And then she fell back to the ground.

Hotshot put an arm around Ravenwing. "It's okay," he whispered.

"I...I will manage, somehow..." Ravenwing whispered, putting a hand over her spark. "She will always be a part of me."

"This is ridiculous!" Sideways said, aiming to fire at her.

"No, stop!" Tri Blade said.

"Why should I?"

"Please understand. I hate to admit this, but she is too powerful. We will kill her, but we need to find another way," the seeker said. "But in the mean time..."

Tri Blade skipped over to Megatron and pretended to look sad.

"Lord Megatron, I am truly sorry for your loss. Please, return to the base, and I shall bury her and give her proper funeral."

"Thank you, Tri Blade." And they left.

"Why would you bury her?" Rica asked, as she and the other kids skidded down the mountain they were standing on and stopped next to them.

"Yeah, really!" Sideways added.

"I'm not going to bury her...I'm going cremate her!"

Then, cackling madly, Tri Blade pulled out his flamer thrower and began burning ShockStar's body to bits. "MWHAHA!"

"Just back away slowly," Demolisher said, and Waverider, Sideways, Mogli, and the kids obeyed.

"HAHAHA! BURNNN!" Tri Blade began dancing around her as he continued to "cremate" her.

"Well, that's one down..." Waverider sighed. "One to go."

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A/N: Um...Well, there's chapter two. O.o And trust me, just because one of the Mary-Sues is dead doesn't mean that this is nearing an end. (joins Tri Blade in burning ShockStar) Er, well, see you next chapter! And thanks a bunch for the reviews!