I am not J.K. Rowling or The Association.
Cursum Non Indulgeo [I think "Unforgivable Curses"] (to the tune of "Requiem for the Masses" by the Association)-3
Narrator: Various
Setting: Harry's Fourth Year, the first Defense Against the Dark Arts Class
Bartemius Crouch, Jr. (alias Professor Moody) enters the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom with his jar of spiders. Ron lurches backwards.
Moody: Weasley, Weasley, forget your fears;
The spiders shall not break free.
Please draw your desk in; attune your ears-
It's time for you to see:
How the Dark Lord killed so many men,
Who tried to fight, but were not strong,
So all fell before him.
Begins to demonstrate, with the spiders, the three Unforgivable Curses.
Imperius makes the victim obey you.
Cruciatus makes the victim feel they've split in two.
Avada Kedavra- well, I needn't tell you-
Looks up meaningfully at Harry.
But the only one who ever survived it
Is sitting right in front of you.
Imperio; Crucio!
Neville draws back in his chair as one of the spiders experiences the Cruciatus Curse.
Longbottom, Longbottom, forget your fears;
The Lestranges shall not break free.
Please draw your desk in, attune your ears-
It's time for you to see:
How the Dark Lord killed so many men,
Who tried to fight, but were not strong,
So all fell before him.
He watches with a smirk as all of the students file out of the classroom, plotting to himself.
Imperius is what Mulciber specialized in.
Cruciatus is what did Neville's parents in.
Avada Kedavra's is what, if Cedric wins,
He shall encounter in the graveyard if I don't want him by
When I help my master rise again.
Avada Kedavra!
Cursum Non Indulgeo
Cursum Non Indulgeo