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Chapter Two: Asparagus and Cinnamon Soup and Kodak Moments
Cinderalanna: [Cleaning a window] Duke-er, Duchess Garetha, how many times do I have to clean the windows?
Duchess Garetha: Until I tell you to stop! MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: You're lucky the author took away Lightning...
Rogerina: MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: What was that for?
Rogerina: I just like to MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: Why couldn't I get a NORMAL family? First I have a brother who's obsessed with raising the dead and a dorky father, now I have three cross dressers who won't stop muahahaha-ing!
Duchess Garetha: You dare call your stepmother a cross dresser? This calls for PUNISHMENT WORK! Spend two bells of time CLEANING DRAPES! MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: Well at least I don't have to keep cleaning these windows...
Ralonetta: Cinderalanna? I'm hungry! Make me dinner!
Rogerina: Me too!
Duchess Garetha: Me three! Er, I mean, I am hungry also.
Cinderalanna: But I can't cook!
Ralonetta: COOK IT ANYWAY!
Cinderalanna: OK, fine. But don't blame me if it's disgusting!
Later...
Cinderalanna: [Walks out of the kitchen with a tray] Dinner!
Rogerina: Yum! What is it?
Cinderalanna: Asparagus and cinnamon soup!
Ralonetta: Ewwww...
Cinderalanna: And for dessert there's sausage pie!
Rogerina: Sausage as in PIG? Ewwww...
Cinderalanna: [Thinks: That'll teach you to muahahaha!]
Duchess Garetha: Well, I guess that's what you get for cheap labor.
Later...
Cinderalanna: [Cleaning draperies]
Rogerina: Aren't you supposed to be singing while you do that?
Cinderalanna: Why would I? I can't sing!
Rogerina: Well, in the movie Cinderella sings while she works.
Cinderalanna: Movie? What's a movie? Is that magic?
Rogerina: I don't know, it's just what the almighty author told me to say.
Cinderalanna: OK, whatever. [starts to sing off-key] I looove yoou, yoou looove meee, weee'rrreee aaa haaapyyy faaamiiilllyyy...
Rogerina: Awww...I love you too! [Hugs Cinderalanna]
Random people: Awww! Kodak moment!
Cinderalanna: Ew! Get off me!
Rogerina: Sorry. Er, MUAHAHAHA!
Duchess Garetha: [walks in] Hey, why are a bunch of random people in my house? OUT! Or I'll give you PUNISHMENT WORK! MUAHAHAHA!
Random people: Eeek! [they all leave quickly]
Ralonetta: [walks in] Did I miss something?
Cinderalanna: Roger hugged me! It was sickening!
Rogerina: Rogerina.
Cinderalanna: Whatever.
Ralonetta: Why am I always GONE when interesting stuff happens? I feel so unloved!
Rogerina: I love you Ralonetta! [Hugs Ralonetta]
Random people: Awww! Kodak moment!
Duchess Garetha: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! MUAHAHAHA!
Random People: Not him again! [leave]
Duchess Garetha: I am a HER I TELL YOU! HER!
Ralonetta: What's a Kodak anyway?
Cinderalanna: Maybe it's like a movie.
Ralonetta: What's a movie?
Rogerina: Something the author told me to say.
Ralonetta: [gasps] YOU LEFT OUT THE ALMIGHTY!
Rogerina: Oh no! Now I'm in danger of the...[dun dun DUNNNN!] WRATH OF THE AUTHOR!
Cinderalanna: What the heck?
Rogerina: OH NOOOOO! [runs around in circles]
Ralonetta: Don't worry Rogerina, I'll protect you! [hugs Rogerina]
Random people: Awww! Kodak moment!
Cinderalanna: [wonders when this joke will end]
Duchess Garetha: GET OUT! AGAIN! MUAHAHAHA!
Random people: We're starting to feel really unloved, you know! [they all leave]
Someone: [knocks on door]
Ralonetta: Did someone just knock on the door? Answer it, Cinderalanna! MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: [Goes to answer door]
The Almighty Author: [Decides to end this chapter as a cliffhanger...sort of]
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A/N: Thank you, reviewers! I'm so happy people like my story! [sniffs]
Random people: Awww! Kodak-
Author: SHUT UP!
Well, anyway, I'm hoping for 4 total reviews before I start the next chapter. And if I don't get them, you may never know who is behind the door! MUAHAHAHA! So REVIEW!
Chapter Two: Asparagus and Cinnamon Soup and Kodak Moments
Cinderalanna: [Cleaning a window] Duke-er, Duchess Garetha, how many times do I have to clean the windows?
Duchess Garetha: Until I tell you to stop! MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: You're lucky the author took away Lightning...
Rogerina: MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: What was that for?
Rogerina: I just like to MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: Why couldn't I get a NORMAL family? First I have a brother who's obsessed with raising the dead and a dorky father, now I have three cross dressers who won't stop muahahaha-ing!
Duchess Garetha: You dare call your stepmother a cross dresser? This calls for PUNISHMENT WORK! Spend two bells of time CLEANING DRAPES! MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: Well at least I don't have to keep cleaning these windows...
Ralonetta: Cinderalanna? I'm hungry! Make me dinner!
Rogerina: Me too!
Duchess Garetha: Me three! Er, I mean, I am hungry also.
Cinderalanna: But I can't cook!
Ralonetta: COOK IT ANYWAY!
Cinderalanna: OK, fine. But don't blame me if it's disgusting!
Later...
Cinderalanna: [Walks out of the kitchen with a tray] Dinner!
Rogerina: Yum! What is it?
Cinderalanna: Asparagus and cinnamon soup!
Ralonetta: Ewwww...
Cinderalanna: And for dessert there's sausage pie!
Rogerina: Sausage as in PIG? Ewwww...
Cinderalanna: [Thinks: That'll teach you to muahahaha!]
Duchess Garetha: Well, I guess that's what you get for cheap labor.
Later...
Cinderalanna: [Cleaning draperies]
Rogerina: Aren't you supposed to be singing while you do that?
Cinderalanna: Why would I? I can't sing!
Rogerina: Well, in the movie Cinderella sings while she works.
Cinderalanna: Movie? What's a movie? Is that magic?
Rogerina: I don't know, it's just what the almighty author told me to say.
Cinderalanna: OK, whatever. [starts to sing off-key] I looove yoou, yoou looove meee, weee'rrreee aaa haaapyyy faaamiiilllyyy...
Rogerina: Awww...I love you too! [Hugs Cinderalanna]
Random people: Awww! Kodak moment!
Cinderalanna: Ew! Get off me!
Rogerina: Sorry. Er, MUAHAHAHA!
Duchess Garetha: [walks in] Hey, why are a bunch of random people in my house? OUT! Or I'll give you PUNISHMENT WORK! MUAHAHAHA!
Random people: Eeek! [they all leave quickly]
Ralonetta: [walks in] Did I miss something?
Cinderalanna: Roger hugged me! It was sickening!
Rogerina: Rogerina.
Cinderalanna: Whatever.
Ralonetta: Why am I always GONE when interesting stuff happens? I feel so unloved!
Rogerina: I love you Ralonetta! [Hugs Ralonetta]
Random people: Awww! Kodak moment!
Duchess Garetha: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! MUAHAHAHA!
Random People: Not him again! [leave]
Duchess Garetha: I am a HER I TELL YOU! HER!
Ralonetta: What's a Kodak anyway?
Cinderalanna: Maybe it's like a movie.
Ralonetta: What's a movie?
Rogerina: Something the author told me to say.
Ralonetta: [gasps] YOU LEFT OUT THE ALMIGHTY!
Rogerina: Oh no! Now I'm in danger of the...[dun dun DUNNNN!] WRATH OF THE AUTHOR!
Cinderalanna: What the heck?
Rogerina: OH NOOOOO! [runs around in circles]
Ralonetta: Don't worry Rogerina, I'll protect you! [hugs Rogerina]
Random people: Awww! Kodak moment!
Cinderalanna: [wonders when this joke will end]
Duchess Garetha: GET OUT! AGAIN! MUAHAHAHA!
Random people: We're starting to feel really unloved, you know! [they all leave]
Someone: [knocks on door]
Ralonetta: Did someone just knock on the door? Answer it, Cinderalanna! MUAHAHAHA!
Cinderalanna: [Goes to answer door]
The Almighty Author: [Decides to end this chapter as a cliffhanger...sort of]
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A/N: Thank you, reviewers! I'm so happy people like my story! [sniffs]
Random people: Awww! Kodak-
Author: SHUT UP!
Well, anyway, I'm hoping for 4 total reviews before I start the next chapter. And if I don't get them, you may never know who is behind the door! MUAHAHAHA! So REVIEW!