I am not J.K. Rowling or Evanescence.




Not Immortal (to the tune of "My Immortal" by Evanescence)

Narrator: The Fangirls . . .

Setting: After Sirius's death, of course!


We're all so tried of seeing them:

Another fangirl site, an elegy to him.

His body never turned up,

Hence we all believe the jig is up.

Many of us suggest he's alive,

But he's just stuck behind that veil.

Remus said he was gone,

Nick told Harry he's moved on,

Yet still we won't except the truth:

When he died, we all shared so many tears.

When he died, it confirmed all of our greatest fears.

We still mourn for him, though it's been a whole year.

Why won't you die? Sirius Black . . .

He used to captivate us all,

Though to Snape he was rather mean.

Maybe we'll see him again in another Pensieve scene.

His face, it haunts

Harry's unpleasant dreams.

He can't reach him now,

And it's driving him, like us, insane.

Dumbledore said he was gone,

Luna said he waits beyond,

Yet still we won't except the truth:

When he died, we all shared so many tears.

When he died, it confirmed all of our greatest fears.

We still mourn for him, though it's been a whole year.

Why won't you die? Sirius Black . . .

We've tried so hard to keep

Believing you're not gone.

Even though Rowling's confirmed that

You have gone on to join Prongs . . .

When he died, we all shared so many tears.

When he died, it confirmed all of our greatest fears.

We still mourn for him, though it's been a whole year.

Why won't you die? Sirius Black . . .