CHAPTER 3
ENTRIES10 to 12
EntryTen
Dear Diary, I am to consider that sheep, is indeed a very good soul calibur player. But enough of that, I must now get down to business here around middle earth. I have dwelled on mind that some things are amiss. After long thought and thought more, did I spend in front of the clock as it's metal thingy moved to and fro along with that everlasting hour past. I waited in diligence, for that far way thought to come to mind. What of Halloween? I said to myself in eternal silence. What shall I wear? (As I motioned before some time ago) and I thought away many past time and came with the idea. I'll go as a monkey! Or maybe a goat. I will talk with the others.
Decisions, decisions, Your dearest, Goatmonkey.
P.S. That's it! I will be a goatmonkey for Halloween this year!!!
EntryEleven
Dear diary, I am having technical difficulties with the new VCR. I cannot adjust the time on it. I have done every thing and still it doesn't want to adjust...
REALITY FLASHBACK:
"Darn it. This thing doesn't want to fix." "Yo Two. (this is because I am the second ring wraith. Or Two, as some might suggest.) Wazzup? Foolen wit dat VCD again?" (Larry.) "Correct. It is actually an advance piece of electronics I'll have you know." "HA! I bet it is!" "You know you should really appricated todays technogily of the 1st centery! " "All I care is PS2and games!" "Wait for PSX." "What you say?" "Nothing." "What you really doing?" "Trying to get this clock to work." "Here, let me!" "No! Don't!" "What's this?" "That's an instruction manual!" "HA! See, all you need to do is press this little thingy, while holding down this botton and..." "AARRGGH!! STOP! NOW!" "Along with these two buttons, see?" "You... fixed it..." "Sure did!"
EntryTwelve
REALITY:
"Guy?!" (me) "What are you doing in Saruman's office?" "Just checking it out." (Larry) "Sheep picked the lock on he door." (Joe) Sheep smiles shyly "NO,NO.NO,No,no,no,no!" "If Saruman finds out, I am dead!" "Dude, you're immortal!" (Moe) "check out this black stuff..." "Step away from that and put the torch down please." "Hey, there's a whole truckload of the stuff!" "PUT the TORCH DOWN!!!" "Look's like black sand...." (Sheep) "PUT THE-!" KABOOM!
"Told you." (Sam) "Hey, it... doesn't look like a hospital anymore!" (Larry) "You're right!" (Terry) ""Why did he paint the place a light blue?!" "Goodbye Nursery!" "Well that's one good of it!" "Larry, your head..." "Oh! Got it!" "Thank-you!" "We should go now..." (Sheep)
"Chaos, Disaster, Disorder, mess, smoke, fire and piles of ash."
"My work here is done." As said by Larry.
ENTRIES10 to 12
EntryTen
Dear Diary, I am to consider that sheep, is indeed a very good soul calibur player. But enough of that, I must now get down to business here around middle earth. I have dwelled on mind that some things are amiss. After long thought and thought more, did I spend in front of the clock as it's metal thingy moved to and fro along with that everlasting hour past. I waited in diligence, for that far way thought to come to mind. What of Halloween? I said to myself in eternal silence. What shall I wear? (As I motioned before some time ago) and I thought away many past time and came with the idea. I'll go as a monkey! Or maybe a goat. I will talk with the others.
Decisions, decisions, Your dearest, Goatmonkey.
P.S. That's it! I will be a goatmonkey for Halloween this year!!!
EntryEleven
Dear diary, I am having technical difficulties with the new VCR. I cannot adjust the time on it. I have done every thing and still it doesn't want to adjust...
REALITY FLASHBACK:
"Darn it. This thing doesn't want to fix." "Yo Two. (this is because I am the second ring wraith. Or Two, as some might suggest.) Wazzup? Foolen wit dat VCD again?" (Larry.) "Correct. It is actually an advance piece of electronics I'll have you know." "HA! I bet it is!" "You know you should really appricated todays technogily of the 1st centery! " "All I care is PS2and games!" "Wait for PSX." "What you say?" "Nothing." "What you really doing?" "Trying to get this clock to work." "Here, let me!" "No! Don't!" "What's this?" "That's an instruction manual!" "HA! See, all you need to do is press this little thingy, while holding down this botton and..." "AARRGGH!! STOP! NOW!" "Along with these two buttons, see?" "You... fixed it..." "Sure did!"
EntryTwelve
REALITY:
"Guy?!" (me) "What are you doing in Saruman's office?" "Just checking it out." (Larry) "Sheep picked the lock on he door." (Joe) Sheep smiles shyly "NO,NO.NO,No,no,no,no!" "If Saruman finds out, I am dead!" "Dude, you're immortal!" (Moe) "check out this black stuff..." "Step away from that and put the torch down please." "Hey, there's a whole truckload of the stuff!" "PUT the TORCH DOWN!!!" "Look's like black sand...." (Sheep) "PUT THE-!" KABOOM!
"Told you." (Sam) "Hey, it... doesn't look like a hospital anymore!" (Larry) "You're right!" (Terry) ""Why did he paint the place a light blue?!" "Goodbye Nursery!" "Well that's one good of it!" "Larry, your head..." "Oh! Got it!" "Thank-you!" "We should go now..." (Sheep)
"Chaos, Disaster, Disorder, mess, smoke, fire and piles of ash."
"My work here is done." As said by Larry.