"Hello Sakura!" Said Ino, in an extra cheerful tone.
"Ino-pig, what do you want." Sakura said in a dull voice as she stared at the blonde haired girl on her door step. Ino resisted the urge to strangle Sakura then and there.
"Nothing, I was just wondering if I could come in and...uhhh...." Ino trailed off.
'CRAP! I forgot what I was supposed to say! Oh great! Now she's looking at me weird.' Ino thought while she stared at Sakura, slowly losing her train of thought. Sakura just blinked.
"YOU'RE LOOKING AT MY FOREHEAD AREN'T YOU!" Sakura screamed starting to grow furious. Ino quickly averted her eyes to the ground when she realised that her eyes were indeed focused on Sakura's forehead.
"GRRRR! GOOD-BYE!" Sakura yelled again as she slammed the door in Ino's face. Ino started to panic.
"Sakura-CHAN! I was looking at your forehead but not because I thought it was big. It was because I thought it was..." Ino gulped unsure of how she could say the next wordds with a straight face.
"Less noticible." Ino blurted out, surprised to see the door reopen and Sakura standing there with a gigantic smile plastered across her face.
"Really?" Sakura asked sounding extremely hopeful.
"Really." Ino sighed, resisting the urge to roll her eyes.
"Want to come in?" Sakura asked, her smile looking the exact same as before.
"Finally! I mean... If it's alright with you." Ino corrected herself quickly.
'I can't screw this up. If I do Shikamaru would never forgive me. Ha! I can't believe I was able to get him to do that. Hell I have him whipped like the cream on Choji's cake!' Ino thought to herself as she walked into Sakura's house, pausing only to shake her head in shame at her corny joke.
A couple minutes later Sakura heard a knock on her door.
"Oh there's the door. I'll be right back Ino!" Sakura said as she rushed out of the kitchen, curious to see who the visitor was. When Sakura opened the door, what she saw was quite overwhelming.
"Help me! My cats have rabies and attacked me." Said an old woman as she clamped onto Sakura for dear life.
"Uhhhh. Where did they get you miss?" Asked Sakura as she walked the old woman into the kitchen.
"On my...uh.... Nose! Look at my nose! Oh how it bleeds!" Wailed the old woman as she sat herself down on the floor and pointed at her nose. Sakura scrunched her face up in confusion.
"Where? I don't see a mark..."
THWAP!
"OW! What was THAT for? Why did you smack me with your cane? I'm trying to help you!" Sakura said, trying not to lose her temper as she rubbed her head. The old woman just glared at Sakura.
"I need bandages or I may...die." The old woman said dramatically. Sakura sighed, doubting the fact that it was possible to die from no scratches.
"Ino, can you get some bandages for me?" Sakura said, looking at Ino for the first time since she opened the door. Ino nodded her head as she rushed to get some.
"Ok miss. I'm going to have to ask you to calm down, ok?" Sakura said to the old woman, kneeling down in front of her.
'Odd. Why did she come to my house when there's a hospital less than a block from here.' Sakura thought to herself until...
THWAP!
"OW! Stop that!" Sakura said as she held her head, trying to ease the pain created from the cane hitting her skull.
THWAP!
"GR! YOU STUPID OLD BAT! STOP IT!" Sakura yelled, finally losing her temper. Her eyes narrowed in anger at the old woman but soon opened wide in shock as she watched the old woman fall onto her side.
"Miss are you alright?" Sakura asked, rushing to the old woman's side.
"..." was all that came from the woman. Ino walked into the room and gasped.
"Sakura... You killed her!" Ino said, her eyes wide with shock.
"No I didn't! I was trying to help her and..."
THWAP!
"Son of a..." Said Sakura as her hands automatically went up to her head to rub the pain away.
"Listen to my last words stupid... I mean... child." Said the old woman as she looked up at Sakura.
"Miss, Your alive!" Sakura said excitedly until she was hit on the head again but this time by Ino.
"Stop talking and listen to her last words!" Ino said, glaring at Sakura. Sakura gulped and looked over at the old woman.
"I've lived alone my whole life. My biggest regret is not telling the one I loved my true feelings for him. Promise me Sakura... I mean... child. Promise me that you'll let the person you love, know your feelings for him." Said the old woman gazing up at Sakura.
"I promise." Sakura said looking touched by the old woman's words. The old woman suddenly gave a final lurch and died. Sakura just blinked away her tears.
"How touching. Why don't you do as she says Sakura?" Said Ino, hopeful that Sakura would tell lee her feelings. The room was full of nothing but silence for a while or two until a plopping sound disrupted the two girls from their thoughts. They both stared wide eyed as the saw a water balloon fall down from the old woman's shirt and roll onto the floor.
"What the..." Sakura started until, a popping sound this time, stopped her. Screaming the old woman jumped up and held her now boobless chest.
"OW! IT POPPED! OW! I'M IN PAIN! OW!" Screamed the old woman as she danced around the kitchen, in an attempt to heal the pain. Sakura just blinked at the old woman while Ino slapped her forehead. Sakura was confused enough when the old woman's boobs disappeared but when her hair fell off too? That was too much for her and she fainted. Ino growled in frustration.
"IT WAS GOING SO WELL TOO UNTIL YOU RUINED IT!" Ino screamed at Shikamaru. Shikamaru just glared.
"I don't see YOU risking your reputation here!" Shikamaru huffed as he looked down to the unconscious Sakura.
"GR! Let's get out of here before she wakes up!" Ino said as she grabbed Shikamaru's arm and trampled off until she heard a weak voice say, "Shikamaru, why are you dressed like that?"
Turning around, they saw Sakura conscience again. Ino blinked at Sakura while Sakura blinked at them. Shikamaru, being the self respecting man he was, ran for dear life out of that house and up a tree that he thought Ino would never find him in.
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"Ino-pig, what do you want." Sakura said in a dull voice as she stared at the blonde haired girl on her door step. Ino resisted the urge to strangle Sakura then and there.
"Nothing, I was just wondering if I could come in and...uhhh...." Ino trailed off.
'CRAP! I forgot what I was supposed to say! Oh great! Now she's looking at me weird.' Ino thought while she stared at Sakura, slowly losing her train of thought. Sakura just blinked.
"YOU'RE LOOKING AT MY FOREHEAD AREN'T YOU!" Sakura screamed starting to grow furious. Ino quickly averted her eyes to the ground when she realised that her eyes were indeed focused on Sakura's forehead.
"GRRRR! GOOD-BYE!" Sakura yelled again as she slammed the door in Ino's face. Ino started to panic.
"Sakura-CHAN! I was looking at your forehead but not because I thought it was big. It was because I thought it was..." Ino gulped unsure of how she could say the next wordds with a straight face.
"Less noticible." Ino blurted out, surprised to see the door reopen and Sakura standing there with a gigantic smile plastered across her face.
"Really?" Sakura asked sounding extremely hopeful.
"Really." Ino sighed, resisting the urge to roll her eyes.
"Want to come in?" Sakura asked, her smile looking the exact same as before.
"Finally! I mean... If it's alright with you." Ino corrected herself quickly.
'I can't screw this up. If I do Shikamaru would never forgive me. Ha! I can't believe I was able to get him to do that. Hell I have him whipped like the cream on Choji's cake!' Ino thought to herself as she walked into Sakura's house, pausing only to shake her head in shame at her corny joke.
A couple minutes later Sakura heard a knock on her door.
"Oh there's the door. I'll be right back Ino!" Sakura said as she rushed out of the kitchen, curious to see who the visitor was. When Sakura opened the door, what she saw was quite overwhelming.
"Help me! My cats have rabies and attacked me." Said an old woman as she clamped onto Sakura for dear life.
"Uhhhh. Where did they get you miss?" Asked Sakura as she walked the old woman into the kitchen.
"On my...uh.... Nose! Look at my nose! Oh how it bleeds!" Wailed the old woman as she sat herself down on the floor and pointed at her nose. Sakura scrunched her face up in confusion.
"Where? I don't see a mark..."
THWAP!
"OW! What was THAT for? Why did you smack me with your cane? I'm trying to help you!" Sakura said, trying not to lose her temper as she rubbed her head. The old woman just glared at Sakura.
"I need bandages or I may...die." The old woman said dramatically. Sakura sighed, doubting the fact that it was possible to die from no scratches.
"Ino, can you get some bandages for me?" Sakura said, looking at Ino for the first time since she opened the door. Ino nodded her head as she rushed to get some.
"Ok miss. I'm going to have to ask you to calm down, ok?" Sakura said to the old woman, kneeling down in front of her.
'Odd. Why did she come to my house when there's a hospital less than a block from here.' Sakura thought to herself until...
THWAP!
"OW! Stop that!" Sakura said as she held her head, trying to ease the pain created from the cane hitting her skull.
THWAP!
"GR! YOU STUPID OLD BAT! STOP IT!" Sakura yelled, finally losing her temper. Her eyes narrowed in anger at the old woman but soon opened wide in shock as she watched the old woman fall onto her side.
"Miss are you alright?" Sakura asked, rushing to the old woman's side.
"..." was all that came from the woman. Ino walked into the room and gasped.
"Sakura... You killed her!" Ino said, her eyes wide with shock.
"No I didn't! I was trying to help her and..."
THWAP!
"Son of a..." Said Sakura as her hands automatically went up to her head to rub the pain away.
"Listen to my last words stupid... I mean... child." Said the old woman as she looked up at Sakura.
"Miss, Your alive!" Sakura said excitedly until she was hit on the head again but this time by Ino.
"Stop talking and listen to her last words!" Ino said, glaring at Sakura. Sakura gulped and looked over at the old woman.
"I've lived alone my whole life. My biggest regret is not telling the one I loved my true feelings for him. Promise me Sakura... I mean... child. Promise me that you'll let the person you love, know your feelings for him." Said the old woman gazing up at Sakura.
"I promise." Sakura said looking touched by the old woman's words. The old woman suddenly gave a final lurch and died. Sakura just blinked away her tears.
"How touching. Why don't you do as she says Sakura?" Said Ino, hopeful that Sakura would tell lee her feelings. The room was full of nothing but silence for a while or two until a plopping sound disrupted the two girls from their thoughts. They both stared wide eyed as the saw a water balloon fall down from the old woman's shirt and roll onto the floor.
"What the..." Sakura started until, a popping sound this time, stopped her. Screaming the old woman jumped up and held her now boobless chest.
"OW! IT POPPED! OW! I'M IN PAIN! OW!" Screamed the old woman as she danced around the kitchen, in an attempt to heal the pain. Sakura just blinked at the old woman while Ino slapped her forehead. Sakura was confused enough when the old woman's boobs disappeared but when her hair fell off too? That was too much for her and she fainted. Ino growled in frustration.
"IT WAS GOING SO WELL TOO UNTIL YOU RUINED IT!" Ino screamed at Shikamaru. Shikamaru just glared.
"I don't see YOU risking your reputation here!" Shikamaru huffed as he looked down to the unconscious Sakura.
"GR! Let's get out of here before she wakes up!" Ino said as she grabbed Shikamaru's arm and trampled off until she heard a weak voice say, "Shikamaru, why are you dressed like that?"
Turning around, they saw Sakura conscience again. Ino blinked at Sakura while Sakura blinked at them. Shikamaru, being the self respecting man he was, ran for dear life out of that house and up a tree that he thought Ino would never find him in.
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There's chapter 3 ^_^! YAY! I'm so happy! I got FIVE reviews for one chapter! Thank you Nuoan, Naruke, Pervert Senin, K-chan, and Morien Alexander.