CHAPTER#8

SELF-DISSECTING SCIENCE CLASS!!!

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" (Will)

"Moe, listen, we need the frogs for the dissection science class!" (Sam) "Don't hurt the froggies! Don't put a finger on them!" (Will) "Don't worry Will. We won't have to, else if we want warts. See, we use these here gloves!" (Moe) "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Will breaks down and cries "Moe!" (Sam) "What? Was it something I said?" (Moe) "Stop acting so immature! You are the witch king! Respect Will's feelings!" (Sam) "I'm not acting immature!" (Moe) "Yes you are! You're acting like 8 year old!" (Sam) "Hey! I'M 8 years old!!!" (Sheep) "Sorry sheep." (Sam) "Dude! We are not, like, dissecting the froggies are we?..." (Will) sniffles "No, of course not!" (Moe) "Moe don't!" (Sam) "We are just going to put them all on individual plastic trays, then, we are going to take out sharp and dangerous tools and cut open it's stomach and look at it's liver!" (Moe)

PAUSE

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (Will) "MOE!!" (Sam) "DON'T KILL THE FROGGIES!!!! NNOOOOOOOO!!!" (Will) "Will, calm down." (Sam) "DON'T...sniff... KILL THE FROGGIES!! NNNONOOOOOOO" (Will) "Moe!!!" (Sam) "What? You want us to do self-dissecting?" (Moe) "Yep." "Alright... this is scary... I'm leaving now. Good-Bye!" (Sheep) "No. No way. No way whatsoever. This is suicide!!" (Moe) "Froggies...sniff... live?" (Will) "Yes Will, the froggies can live." (Sam) "FROGGIES LIVE! FROGGIES LIVE! FROGGIES LIVE!!! DUDE!" (Will) "Could you go round up the other wraiths please? Class is about to start." (Sam) "It's official. If I was EVER crazy, you just surpassed me." (Moe)

LATER AT SCIENCE CLASS

"Good morning class, today we will go ahead with the dissecting." (Sam) "Great! So no more battery tests, no more balloons, no more weight scales?" (Larry) "So we are going on to the real stuff?" (Terry) "I really don't know what you mean by that, but sure." (Sam) "So... where's the frogs?" (Fred) Will smiles "Bingo! There's not going to be any frogs." (Sam) "What?" "No frogs?" "Cats?" "Don't look at me!" (Bunnie) "How can we dissect without frogs?" "We don't need any! Because we are going to dissect on ourselves!" (Sam) "WHAT?" "ARE YOU MAD?" " YAY!!!" "Please come and line up single file to take the.. eh.... What are these things called? Um...little sharp cutting things!" (Sam) "This is suicidal! Give me one of those sharp cutting things!" (Ed) "Me too!" "I have a list here of the organs I want you to observe. I repeat, just observe. Don't do anything drastic. They are: the lungs, livers, intestines, stomach..." (Sam)

LATER

" Wow! I never knew I had so much blood in me!" (Fred) "Hey Ted." (Terry) "Yeah?" (Ted) "You know those fish sticks I ate this morning?" (Terry) "Yeah." (Ted) "I found them." (Terry) "............" (Ted) "uh oh." (Larry) "What?" (Sam) "I poked open my liver." (Larry) "It's not my fault, but I can call the insurance agent for you if you want me too." (Sam) "You better do that." (Larry) "(Save the froggies!( La la la la!(Dude!" (Will) "Ow...I just punctured my lung..." (Sheep) "Are you an amputee when you lose a internal organ, or just arms and legs?" (Ed) "Why am I doing THIS? Why I ask, WHY? "(Moe) POP! "Gak! Someone get my heart! It's under the table!" (Moe) "Don't worry I got- it? Oops..." (Ted) "Ted you klutz! Where is it?" (Moe) "Aha! Here it is! I got it!" (Larry) "Larry you idiot! That's my heart! Give it back!" (Terry) "um... sorry.."(Larry) "THIS is my heart! I found you! (" (Moe) "What's going on?" (Sam) "They are cutting themselves open and ... and..." (Bunnie)

"GUY'S!!! This has gone a little to far for today.." (Sam) "Plus class is over!"(Sam) "So find any MISSING body parts and put them in their proper place and let's get going!" (Sam)

END!(

Messiest science class ever. LONG LIVE THE FROGGIES!!!

Shortest end-of-chapter-note too!

Darksteeldragonofdoom!!

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QOUTE OF THE CHAPTER!!!

"It's offical. If I was EVER crazy, you just surpassed me."

as said by Moe.