(Disclaimer: Once again I do not own or have created Inu-Yasha, well Inu- Yasha himself should be mind, but we won't go there.)

      
Sesshoumaru and Kagome's Human Wedding!

It was right before they had gone to bed and Sesshoumaru had followed Kagome into her bedroom when her mom walked in. But before Sesshoumaru could have climbed into bed with Kagome, her mother had busted through the room.

Mama - "What on earth do you think your doing?" She asked in a not so nice tone of voice.

Sesshoumaru - "Going to cuddle with my mate, what else." He stopped realizing that he and Kagome hasn't done THAT yet, and it was required to make the mating process complete.

Mama - "You." She pointed to Sesshoumaru. "Follow me."

Sesshoumaru - "What, you're not going to let me sleep with MY mate?"

Mama - "NOT UNTIL YOUR PROPERLY MARRIED!" She yelled. Sesshoumaru winced for her yelling had hurt his sensitive ears. "YOU STUPID." He stopped feeling the evil eye coming from his one and only mate.

Kagome - "Sesshoumaru." Sesshoumaru looked at her and waited for that cursed word to come.

Kagome - "UP!!!!" Sesshoumaru turned into a big blinking red sign pointing upward.

Kagome's mom stood there and stared for a while and then started to laugh, forgetting how mad she was at her son in law. " Your still sleeping in a different room. it's the one right next door." She pulled Sesshoumaru out of Kagome's room and dragged him into the guest bedroom.

Sesshoumaru - "Do not treat me like that, I am Sesshoumaru, Lord of all the western lands."

Mama - "Shut up and go to bed." She was tired, and wasn't in a very good mood having a long day.

Everyone went to bed and the house by the shrine was quiet for the night, the only thing that made a sound was the crickets outside of the house.

*The next day*

The next day was a big day for Kagome's family, for Kagome's grandfather has decided he would perform the wedding ceremony since it would be weird for the two of them to go to church with someone that was inhuman, plus on such short notice and it being a tradition in the family for the man to marry them, or so grandfather said.

Kagome - "How come I got to get married? I don't want to have to wear a dress." Kagome complained only really wanting to get married once, and that surly wasn't by her grandfather.

Mama - "You can wear my old wedding dress, it is still in good shape." She smiles as she pulls her daughter by Kagome's hand and to her bedroom.

Kagome - " But mama, don't you think someone will notice if you marry me to Fluffy-Sama?"

Mama - "Don't worry, the only thing they'll be able to notice is his tail, he's going to wear a suit." Kagome laughed at the thought, they can have a nice time trying to get him into one. She was finally pulled upstairs, into her mothers room, which use to be her mothers/fathers room and her mom had pulled out her old dress, which was in still good shape.

Suddenly, from a few rooms down, you could hear cursing, and crashing from Sesshoumaru trying to get far away as he can. "GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" He yelled at Souta and Kagome's Grandfather.

Kagome and her mom had walked out of the room and looked to see what the commotion was.

Kagome - "Fluffy-Sama." She blinked trying not to laugh at the great demon.

Sesshoumaru saw Kagome and quickly ran to her and hid behind her, or as well as he could. "WHAT THE F*** IS THAT!!!"

Kagome - "Sesshoumaru. watch your language." She speaks and then looks at the suit. "Oh! That's just a suit."

Sesshoumaru - "Your not putting that thing on me!" He points at it.

Kagome - "Fine, fine, you don't have to wear it."

Grandfather - "But."

Kagome - "GRANDFATHER ITS MY WEDDING AND I CAN DRESS HOW I WANT TO!" She yelled and grandfather nodded.

Mama - "My little girls growing up." She cried.

Sota - "Mama, save the tears for when it actually starts."

Mama - "Your right Sota."

All of them went downstairs so grandfather could marry them. They had all spent the past hour watching grandfather driving away the evil spirits from Kagome and Sesshoumaru "Happy future relationship." He had finally got on to the actually vows and Sesshoumaru was lost during most of it. Grandfather finally said the words. "I now pronounce you." He paused not knowing what to call Sesshoumaru since he was a man, but not a human. "Man and Wife, you may kiss the bride."

Sesshoumaru looked at his new bride/mate, it was with whatever world they where in that counted. He kissed her passionately on the lips even though who would think that Sesshoumaru could be passionate. Kagome blushed since he was kissing her in front of her family and they would never let her live this down. Sesshoumaru' ears started to twitch a bit since he smelted a familiar sent, his half brother Inu-Yasha was standing there watching un- invited. He stopped kissing Kagome, and gave a low grow to Inu who was doing nothing but standing there watching. Inu-Yasha suddenly pulled out his sword (if anyone knows the correct spelling of it please tell me) and held it out and Sesshoumaru.

Souta - "Inu-Yasha brother! Don't hurt Sesshoumaru brother!" He looked at Inu and wondered what has gotten into him since usually Inu was nice to him, so why not Sesshoumaru.

Kagome sighed starting to twitch a little as she watched the two of them start to go at it and destroying some things. The place was going to be demolished by the time they stopped.

Grandfather - "Souta use the containment talismans!" He handed his grandson one of his talismans. The two of them threw it at Inu and Sesshoumaru but it just bounced fright off of them and the two brothers kept fighting until there was a sudden scream.

Kagome - "INU-YASHA!!!!!!! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Could be heard echoed through out the place, she paused, caught her breath and then yelled again. "SESSHOUMARU! UP!!!!" They both obeyed her commands and did what they where suppose to do un-willingly. She walked to the house into her room and slammed the door a bit ticked off.