CHAPTER%9
RING WRAITHS GO TO SEE
The LORD of the RINGS RETURN OF THE KING
AT THE THEATRE!!!%
Dear Fanfic readers, Or those who do not read fanfics at all, or those who jut found this site, or those who are on this site, but cannot read. I am to hope that you enjoy the past few chapters that I slowly typed on this fast computer; or perhaps quickly typed on a slow computer. I also know through my few and uncounted years of life, that in real books, introductions can be very boring. So boring, I tend to skip them. But that doesn't mean that I won't leave them out in my fanfic, I'll just try to make them as interesting as possible. I do not blame you if you skip this altogether, but I do not blame you if you do not know this either, because you did not read it. So I'll do my best in my impossible power to make this as funny as possible. Stop laughing. It's not funny! Or is it?
Darksteeldragonofdoom! I live in the darkness...
P.s. Please note, the very, very long title. But for those select few, who cannot take in such long titles; my sincerest apologies, and here's the shorter version: Ring Wraiths go to Theatre. Thank-you. Can I poke your eyes out? Please!!!
" LARRY! NO LARRY! DON'T!!!" (Moe) "It's only barrels of wine!" (Larry) "NO IT'S-"(Moe)
KKKKAAABBOOOOOMMM!!! (smoke fills the air and bits up stuff falls down.)
"THAT was not wine!!" (Larry) "NO YOU IDIOT!! IT WAS PURE ALCOHOL!!!" (Moe) "How was I supposed to know?!" (Larry) "Can't you read?!? Right on the barrel, SEE??!!" (Moe) "Oh." (Larry) "You should really read the labels before burning!" (Moe) "Sorry." (Larry) "Let's go. Sam is organizing a meeting in the lounge." (Moe) "Kay." (Larry)
AT THE R.C.W. LOUNGE
"Guy's ...guess what is happening tonight!" (Sam) "Dunno." "Nope." "Not a clue." "Don't care." "L.O.T.R. R.O.T.K!!" (Sheep) "What?! I do not recall that word being in my vocabulary. Like a lot of the words you all say. Do I have a small vocabulary, or do all of you?" (Bunnie)
"Go Sheep!! The Lord of the Rings Return of the King (gasps for breath.) is coming to theatre tonight!!" (Sam) "That LOTR!!" "I am SO going!" "Tonight? I never knew!"
"Alright then! It's settled we're all going!"
THAT NIGHT
"Why are we lined outside the theatre in 50 below weather again?" (Terry) "Because we're are going to see lord of the rings!!" (Ed) "Oh Yeah!" (Terry) "Bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...sure is cold.." (Fred) "Why I feel quite comfortable!" (Bunnie) "That's because you're a rabbit! You live in such weather!" (Will) "I wish I had a fluffy, thick, white fur coat..." (Terry) "NNNOOOOOOO!! Don't you even think about it!!" (Will) "I admit, it is very cold out..." (Sam) "To bad we couldn't light a fire.." (Moe) "Leave it to me!!!" (Larry, who whips out a lighter and some flammable fatwood and a saved bottle of pure alcohol.) "Larry, you're amazing." (Terry) "Yes, yes, I know..." (Larry) "To bad the doors just opened up! We can go inside now!!" (Moe) "Yes!!" (Sam) "No... I wanted to light a fire..." (Larry)
INSIDE88
"So cozy! So warm!" "Kay guy's, we have to pick a seat." (Sam) "Thanks for stating the obvious!" (Ted) "Dude! You all sit down, while I like, get the grub!" (Will) "Here's the money and we'll all have food, not grub." (Sam) Will leaves "What about me? I cannot eat human... I mean, your type of food." (Bunnie) "Don't worry Bunnie, Will gave me some snacks to give to you, here." (Sheep) "Is that...it is! It is! It is kidney bean's dipped in honey and sprinkled with sugar!!" (Bunnie) "Gross.." (Fred) "I wonder what the movie is going to be like?" (Moe) "Excellent I hope!" (Sheep)
RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING
"WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!" (Moe) "IT'S THE FIRE ALARM!!" (Sam) "LARRY YOU IDIOT!! PUT IT DOWN!! PUT DOWN THE BLOWTORCH!!" (Moe) "SORRY!!" (Larry)
Ringing suddenly stops
"That put up quite a commotion." (Ted) "Yeah, tell me about it." (Sam) "Larry! Be more careful next time!" (Fred) "I just couldn't resist...burning the chair..." (Larry) "You remember the "incident" with the propane tank?" (Sam) "Yeah, I was in bed for months..." (Larry) "Where's Will?" (Fred) "Here I am!" (Will) "Hey!" (Moe) "Let's see, three large popcorn, four mediums, and two smalls, seven large drinks, two mediums, three bars, two nachos and a bag of candy for Sheep!" (Will) "Look! The movie's starting! Will sit down!" (Sam)
(On the screen) PLEASE TAKE THIS TIME TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES BEFORE THE MOVIE. THANK-YOU.
"Guys, clean your glasses!" (Sam) "Um... none of us have glasses... " "I have sunglasses!" (Larry) "Yes but, you don't need them indoors!" (Terry)
"Look it's really starting!" (Fred)
MIDDLE OF MOVIE
"Ewww... Gross... What's that smell?" (Sam) "Bunnie!" (Moe) "It was not me!" (Bunnie) "Sure it wasn't!" "You only had kidney beans!" " Actually, it wasn't him..." (Larry) "Larry?" "It was this jar of compressed extra-strength sleeping gas, that I sorta sat on." (Larry) "WHAT?" "oh no..." "yawn... say what? I'm so tired.."
After movie
"Huh? Is the movie over?" "The sleeping gas must have knocked us all out cold..." (Larry) "NNOOOOOOOOO!!! We missed the movie!! NNNOOOOOO!!!" (Sheep) "This is so disappointing..." (Sam) "What do we do? The movie is over." "I say we gag Larry for bringing a jar of compressed sleeping gas to a theatre! And then sitting on it!" (Sam) "That. Sounds like a good idea." (Moe) "Guys?" (Larry) "Get him!!" "Gotta run!! Good-bye!" (Larry)
END%!
RING WRAITHS GO TO SEE
The LORD of the RINGS RETURN OF THE KING
AT THE THEATRE!!!%
Dear Fanfic readers, Or those who do not read fanfics at all, or those who jut found this site, or those who are on this site, but cannot read. I am to hope that you enjoy the past few chapters that I slowly typed on this fast computer; or perhaps quickly typed on a slow computer. I also know through my few and uncounted years of life, that in real books, introductions can be very boring. So boring, I tend to skip them. But that doesn't mean that I won't leave them out in my fanfic, I'll just try to make them as interesting as possible. I do not blame you if you skip this altogether, but I do not blame you if you do not know this either, because you did not read it. So I'll do my best in my impossible power to make this as funny as possible. Stop laughing. It's not funny! Or is it?
Darksteeldragonofdoom! I live in the darkness...
P.s. Please note, the very, very long title. But for those select few, who cannot take in such long titles; my sincerest apologies, and here's the shorter version: Ring Wraiths go to Theatre. Thank-you. Can I poke your eyes out? Please!!!
" LARRY! NO LARRY! DON'T!!!" (Moe) "It's only barrels of wine!" (Larry) "NO IT'S-"(Moe)
KKKKAAABBOOOOOMMM!!! (smoke fills the air and bits up stuff falls down.)
"THAT was not wine!!" (Larry) "NO YOU IDIOT!! IT WAS PURE ALCOHOL!!!" (Moe) "How was I supposed to know?!" (Larry) "Can't you read?!? Right on the barrel, SEE??!!" (Moe) "Oh." (Larry) "You should really read the labels before burning!" (Moe) "Sorry." (Larry) "Let's go. Sam is organizing a meeting in the lounge." (Moe) "Kay." (Larry)
AT THE R.C.W. LOUNGE
"Guy's ...guess what is happening tonight!" (Sam) "Dunno." "Nope." "Not a clue." "Don't care." "L.O.T.R. R.O.T.K!!" (Sheep) "What?! I do not recall that word being in my vocabulary. Like a lot of the words you all say. Do I have a small vocabulary, or do all of you?" (Bunnie)
"Go Sheep!! The Lord of the Rings Return of the King (gasps for breath.) is coming to theatre tonight!!" (Sam) "That LOTR!!" "I am SO going!" "Tonight? I never knew!"
"Alright then! It's settled we're all going!"
THAT NIGHT
"Why are we lined outside the theatre in 50 below weather again?" (Terry) "Because we're are going to see lord of the rings!!" (Ed) "Oh Yeah!" (Terry) "Bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...sure is cold.." (Fred) "Why I feel quite comfortable!" (Bunnie) "That's because you're a rabbit! You live in such weather!" (Will) "I wish I had a fluffy, thick, white fur coat..." (Terry) "NNNOOOOOOO!! Don't you even think about it!!" (Will) "I admit, it is very cold out..." (Sam) "To bad we couldn't light a fire.." (Moe) "Leave it to me!!!" (Larry, who whips out a lighter and some flammable fatwood and a saved bottle of pure alcohol.) "Larry, you're amazing." (Terry) "Yes, yes, I know..." (Larry) "To bad the doors just opened up! We can go inside now!!" (Moe) "Yes!!" (Sam) "No... I wanted to light a fire..." (Larry)
INSIDE88
"So cozy! So warm!" "Kay guy's, we have to pick a seat." (Sam) "Thanks for stating the obvious!" (Ted) "Dude! You all sit down, while I like, get the grub!" (Will) "Here's the money and we'll all have food, not grub." (Sam) Will leaves "What about me? I cannot eat human... I mean, your type of food." (Bunnie) "Don't worry Bunnie, Will gave me some snacks to give to you, here." (Sheep) "Is that...it is! It is! It is kidney bean's dipped in honey and sprinkled with sugar!!" (Bunnie) "Gross.." (Fred) "I wonder what the movie is going to be like?" (Moe) "Excellent I hope!" (Sheep)
RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING
"WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!" (Moe) "IT'S THE FIRE ALARM!!" (Sam) "LARRY YOU IDIOT!! PUT IT DOWN!! PUT DOWN THE BLOWTORCH!!" (Moe) "SORRY!!" (Larry)
Ringing suddenly stops
"That put up quite a commotion." (Ted) "Yeah, tell me about it." (Sam) "Larry! Be more careful next time!" (Fred) "I just couldn't resist...burning the chair..." (Larry) "You remember the "incident" with the propane tank?" (Sam) "Yeah, I was in bed for months..." (Larry) "Where's Will?" (Fred) "Here I am!" (Will) "Hey!" (Moe) "Let's see, three large popcorn, four mediums, and two smalls, seven large drinks, two mediums, three bars, two nachos and a bag of candy for Sheep!" (Will) "Look! The movie's starting! Will sit down!" (Sam)
(On the screen) PLEASE TAKE THIS TIME TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES BEFORE THE MOVIE. THANK-YOU.
"Guys, clean your glasses!" (Sam) "Um... none of us have glasses... " "I have sunglasses!" (Larry) "Yes but, you don't need them indoors!" (Terry)
"Look it's really starting!" (Fred)
MIDDLE OF MOVIE
"Ewww... Gross... What's that smell?" (Sam) "Bunnie!" (Moe) "It was not me!" (Bunnie) "Sure it wasn't!" "You only had kidney beans!" " Actually, it wasn't him..." (Larry) "Larry?" "It was this jar of compressed extra-strength sleeping gas, that I sorta sat on." (Larry) "WHAT?" "oh no..." "yawn... say what? I'm so tired.."
After movie
"Huh? Is the movie over?" "The sleeping gas must have knocked us all out cold..." (Larry) "NNOOOOOOOOO!!! We missed the movie!! NNNOOOOOO!!!" (Sheep) "This is so disappointing..." (Sam) "What do we do? The movie is over." "I say we gag Larry for bringing a jar of compressed sleeping gas to a theatre! And then sitting on it!" (Sam) "That. Sounds like a good idea." (Moe) "Guys?" (Larry) "Get him!!" "Gotta run!! Good-bye!" (Larry)
END%!