WHAT THE?!
Everyone, included the village people, kept a close look out for Naraku, whom for some weird reason, never appeared again. He usually had a tendency to show up at least once a week, but after him being defeated the first time, showed up every few months. They all thought things where peaceful and well, well besides the constant arguing between Sesshoumaru and Kagome about Sesshoumaru keeping on leaving with forgetting on taking her, Inu-Yasha had disappeared as well from time to time to go hunting, or so he said.
Kagome - "What are you and Sesshoumaru doing?" She asked Inu-Yasha one day after his return.
Inu-Yasha - "Nothing." He went into one of his usual positions; meaning with his back turned to her.
Kagome - "Nothing my ass, it doesn't take a whole WEEK to go hunting."
Inu-Yasha - "I also visited the Western Lands with Sesshoumaru." The torment of memories flooded back into his mind of when he was a little pup and lived at the castle.
Kagome - "OH, so he can take his half brother who he hates so much, but not his mate?"
Inu-Yasha said the wrong words. He should have never mentioned the Western Lands since Sesshoumaru still hasn't kept his promise of taking Kagome. You would think that Kagome would let one of her. famous temper tantrums, but which surprisingly she didn't. She just slapped him and walked off.
Shippou stood there blinking in shock how Inu-Yasha just took the slap from Kagome. "You shouldn't have told her where you've been."
Inu - "Keh! Not like Sango wouldn't tell her after I told her any way."
Shippou - "Kagome's been pissed at Sesshoumaru for not taking her."
Inu - "So, what does that have to do with me? I didn't want to go, but Sesshoumaru literally dragged me there." He crossed his arms in discuss.
Shippou - "Where is Sesshoumaru-Sama?"
Inu - "Am I suppose to be a tracking device or something and keep an eye on him at all times, I don't know what that fuck does in his spare time."
Shippou - "But you spent a whole week there!"
Inu - "It doesn't mean that I spent the whole week with HIM!" He grabbed Shippou and was giving him one of his normal beatings or normal by Inu- Yasha to Shippou.
Shippou - "Oww! I'm telling Kagome-Mama."
Inu - "Since when did you start calling her mama?"
Shippou - "Since she started to stay."
Inu-Yasha was about to walk off when Miroku came up. "Where have you been Inu-Yasha?"
Inu said no more then - "Keh."
Miroku - "Kagome has been pissed off that both of you have left. Sango was really depressed."
Inu - "Its no business to where I go or what I do."
Miroku - "What do you do in your spare time anyway?''
Inu - "Its NONE of your business."
Miroku - "Oh?"
Inu - "What do you do in YOUR spare time? Sleep with your new mate?"
Miroku - "Seeing how we are both human, it would be wife, and no, that is not what I do in my spare time."
Shippou - "I'm surprised that Miroku-San hasn't gotten his with pregnant yet like Inu-Yasha did to Sang."
Inu-Yasha hit Shippou on the head.
Miroku - "That's because we haven't done anything yet."
Shippou - "OH!"
Just then Rin-Chan appeared from the woods and Shippou blushed.
Rin - "Shippou-Chan! Kagome - Sama wants you back there for food."
Shippou - "OK!" He jumped up, with two new burses.
Rin - "Sesshoumaru - Sama wants you where Inu-Yasha."
Inu-Yasha "Why do I have to go?"
Rin - "Because your mate said to."
Inu - "If she wants me she can yell at me." He stopped, winced and started to move for it.
Miroku - "I guess like I'll join along even though no ones forcing me to."
They all went to Kagome's hut.
Inu - "What the fuck do you want you jack ass?"
Sesshoumaru looked at him. "Nice to see you to."
Inu-Yasha sat down next to Sango and crossed his arms. Sango put her hand behind his ears and started to put them and Inu purred.
Sesshoumaru - "I thought Inu-Yasha was a dog, not a cat, and the last time I checked, we dogs do not purr."
Kagome put her hand on Sesshoumaru's head and started to pet him, and he purred as well. Everyone laughed, well, except Sesshoumaru of course.
They all sat, Shippou, Rin, Sesshoumaru, Kagome, Inu-Yasha, Sango, and then Miroku.
Sesshoumaru - "Oh! Inu-Yasha, have you told your mate yet on what the half breed known as Naraku did to you with in the past week while you where staying at the castle?"
Everyone looked at him and he just turned his head to the side and "Keh!" as normal.
Sesshoumaru - "Since you aren't going to tell them, then I guess like I should. I think your mate would want to know what you really do when you are away from home." He chuckled a bit and Rin looked at him with shock.
Just then Naraku appeared outside and dragged Inu-Yasha outside of the hut, knocking a few people down with in the process. He then pulled out a nice pink dress, and shoved it on Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha's normal rat skin fur (Or at least that's what I think its called.) was nicely hanging on a tree branch near by. Naraku then made a tea table, with the china appear and made Inu-Yasha sit down. With in the other two chairs, Naraku had a little dolly on the other two chairs. Everyone stood there looking puzzled holding in their laughter at what Naraku was doing to Inu-Yasha.
Naraku - "Inu-Yasha, would you like some tea?" He asked the literally dressed up Inu-Yasha.
Inu - "NARAKU! YOU FUCKING ASS!"
Naraku - "My my, if you have daughters, they'll want you to play tea party with them won't they? I just need to help you prepare for that time."
Inu got up, tore off the dress, but then, he realized he was naked. Except for the boxers that Kagome had made him put on one time, and wouldn't let him take them off except when they needed to be washed. Sesshoumaru smacked Inu-Yasha on the head for being that way in front of his woman.
Naraku - "Still keeping my woman warm, eh Sesshoumaru? Or is she with child yet?"
Kagome, having time to go inside her hut and grabbing one of her arrows was no pointing it at Naraku. "That's none of your business, Naraku."
Naraku - "My my, how I love it when your angry, this is the same human emotion I have been trying to get rid of, but it seems that it has all completely came back." He stopped at looked at Inu-Yasha who had jumped to the tree with his cloths and had put them back on. "Inu-Yasha doesn't want tea?" Naraku looked at Inu-Yasha sadly. "Oh come on, the tea's not poisoned see." He took a sip of it and was just fine.
Inu - "What do you really want you ass?"
Naraku - "What language."
Inu - "I know that you do not want to come here and play tea with me so what the fuck do you want!"
Naraku - "I think you already know." He looked at Kagome. "The priestess and her shards. We would make such a lovely couple, don't you think?"
At this moment, Inu-Yasha had un-sheathed his sword, Sesshoumaru doing the same thing to his as well and both of them stood in a fighting stance, both aiming their weapon for Sesshoumaru. The girls, and Miroku had taken their position as well, and Shippou and Rin ran off.
Naraku - "So you wont let me have my woman then?" He looked at Kagome with his black eyes.
Sesshoumaru - "SHE'S MY MATE DAMN IT!"
Naraku - "What's this human emotion, Sesshoumaru-Sama, maybe if she was actually your mate you wouldn't leave her behind so much?" Sesshoumaru growled, "That's none of your business."
Naraku - "Everything is my business."
Sesshoumaru had started to attack Naraku.
Inu-Yasha - "The bastards mine!"
Sesshoumaru was already going at Naraku; he was aiming blindly because what fun would it be if his prey was killed with in the first few seconds of his fight?
Naraku had made a few demons appear and then he disappeared and left the gang to deal with the demons. Between Sesshoumaru and Inu-Yasha, there weren't any left for Kagome, Sango, or Miroku, who where all a bit disappointed. They stood there watching the sun set outside of Kagome's hut.
(I do not own or have created Inu-Yasha but only the weird-ness of the characters of this story.)
Everyone, included the village people, kept a close look out for Naraku, whom for some weird reason, never appeared again. He usually had a tendency to show up at least once a week, but after him being defeated the first time, showed up every few months. They all thought things where peaceful and well, well besides the constant arguing between Sesshoumaru and Kagome about Sesshoumaru keeping on leaving with forgetting on taking her, Inu-Yasha had disappeared as well from time to time to go hunting, or so he said.
Kagome - "What are you and Sesshoumaru doing?" She asked Inu-Yasha one day after his return.
Inu-Yasha - "Nothing." He went into one of his usual positions; meaning with his back turned to her.
Kagome - "Nothing my ass, it doesn't take a whole WEEK to go hunting."
Inu-Yasha - "I also visited the Western Lands with Sesshoumaru." The torment of memories flooded back into his mind of when he was a little pup and lived at the castle.
Kagome - "OH, so he can take his half brother who he hates so much, but not his mate?"
Inu-Yasha said the wrong words. He should have never mentioned the Western Lands since Sesshoumaru still hasn't kept his promise of taking Kagome. You would think that Kagome would let one of her. famous temper tantrums, but which surprisingly she didn't. She just slapped him and walked off.
Shippou stood there blinking in shock how Inu-Yasha just took the slap from Kagome. "You shouldn't have told her where you've been."
Inu - "Keh! Not like Sango wouldn't tell her after I told her any way."
Shippou - "Kagome's been pissed at Sesshoumaru for not taking her."
Inu - "So, what does that have to do with me? I didn't want to go, but Sesshoumaru literally dragged me there." He crossed his arms in discuss.
Shippou - "Where is Sesshoumaru-Sama?"
Inu - "Am I suppose to be a tracking device or something and keep an eye on him at all times, I don't know what that fuck does in his spare time."
Shippou - "But you spent a whole week there!"
Inu - "It doesn't mean that I spent the whole week with HIM!" He grabbed Shippou and was giving him one of his normal beatings or normal by Inu- Yasha to Shippou.
Shippou - "Oww! I'm telling Kagome-Mama."
Inu - "Since when did you start calling her mama?"
Shippou - "Since she started to stay."
Inu-Yasha was about to walk off when Miroku came up. "Where have you been Inu-Yasha?"
Inu said no more then - "Keh."
Miroku - "Kagome has been pissed off that both of you have left. Sango was really depressed."
Inu - "Its no business to where I go or what I do."
Miroku - "What do you do in your spare time anyway?''
Inu - "Its NONE of your business."
Miroku - "Oh?"
Inu - "What do you do in YOUR spare time? Sleep with your new mate?"
Miroku - "Seeing how we are both human, it would be wife, and no, that is not what I do in my spare time."
Shippou - "I'm surprised that Miroku-San hasn't gotten his with pregnant yet like Inu-Yasha did to Sang."
Inu-Yasha hit Shippou on the head.
Miroku - "That's because we haven't done anything yet."
Shippou - "OH!"
Just then Rin-Chan appeared from the woods and Shippou blushed.
Rin - "Shippou-Chan! Kagome - Sama wants you back there for food."
Shippou - "OK!" He jumped up, with two new burses.
Rin - "Sesshoumaru - Sama wants you where Inu-Yasha."
Inu-Yasha "Why do I have to go?"
Rin - "Because your mate said to."
Inu - "If she wants me she can yell at me." He stopped, winced and started to move for it.
Miroku - "I guess like I'll join along even though no ones forcing me to."
They all went to Kagome's hut.
Inu - "What the fuck do you want you jack ass?"
Sesshoumaru looked at him. "Nice to see you to."
Inu-Yasha sat down next to Sango and crossed his arms. Sango put her hand behind his ears and started to put them and Inu purred.
Sesshoumaru - "I thought Inu-Yasha was a dog, not a cat, and the last time I checked, we dogs do not purr."
Kagome put her hand on Sesshoumaru's head and started to pet him, and he purred as well. Everyone laughed, well, except Sesshoumaru of course.
They all sat, Shippou, Rin, Sesshoumaru, Kagome, Inu-Yasha, Sango, and then Miroku.
Sesshoumaru - "Oh! Inu-Yasha, have you told your mate yet on what the half breed known as Naraku did to you with in the past week while you where staying at the castle?"
Everyone looked at him and he just turned his head to the side and "Keh!" as normal.
Sesshoumaru - "Since you aren't going to tell them, then I guess like I should. I think your mate would want to know what you really do when you are away from home." He chuckled a bit and Rin looked at him with shock.
Just then Naraku appeared outside and dragged Inu-Yasha outside of the hut, knocking a few people down with in the process. He then pulled out a nice pink dress, and shoved it on Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha's normal rat skin fur (Or at least that's what I think its called.) was nicely hanging on a tree branch near by. Naraku then made a tea table, with the china appear and made Inu-Yasha sit down. With in the other two chairs, Naraku had a little dolly on the other two chairs. Everyone stood there looking puzzled holding in their laughter at what Naraku was doing to Inu-Yasha.
Naraku - "Inu-Yasha, would you like some tea?" He asked the literally dressed up Inu-Yasha.
Inu - "NARAKU! YOU FUCKING ASS!"
Naraku - "My my, if you have daughters, they'll want you to play tea party with them won't they? I just need to help you prepare for that time."
Inu got up, tore off the dress, but then, he realized he was naked. Except for the boxers that Kagome had made him put on one time, and wouldn't let him take them off except when they needed to be washed. Sesshoumaru smacked Inu-Yasha on the head for being that way in front of his woman.
Naraku - "Still keeping my woman warm, eh Sesshoumaru? Or is she with child yet?"
Kagome, having time to go inside her hut and grabbing one of her arrows was no pointing it at Naraku. "That's none of your business, Naraku."
Naraku - "My my, how I love it when your angry, this is the same human emotion I have been trying to get rid of, but it seems that it has all completely came back." He stopped at looked at Inu-Yasha who had jumped to the tree with his cloths and had put them back on. "Inu-Yasha doesn't want tea?" Naraku looked at Inu-Yasha sadly. "Oh come on, the tea's not poisoned see." He took a sip of it and was just fine.
Inu - "What do you really want you ass?"
Naraku - "What language."
Inu - "I know that you do not want to come here and play tea with me so what the fuck do you want!"
Naraku - "I think you already know." He looked at Kagome. "The priestess and her shards. We would make such a lovely couple, don't you think?"
At this moment, Inu-Yasha had un-sheathed his sword, Sesshoumaru doing the same thing to his as well and both of them stood in a fighting stance, both aiming their weapon for Sesshoumaru. The girls, and Miroku had taken their position as well, and Shippou and Rin ran off.
Naraku - "So you wont let me have my woman then?" He looked at Kagome with his black eyes.
Sesshoumaru - "SHE'S MY MATE DAMN IT!"
Naraku - "What's this human emotion, Sesshoumaru-Sama, maybe if she was actually your mate you wouldn't leave her behind so much?" Sesshoumaru growled, "That's none of your business."
Naraku - "Everything is my business."
Sesshoumaru had started to attack Naraku.
Inu-Yasha - "The bastards mine!"
Sesshoumaru was already going at Naraku; he was aiming blindly because what fun would it be if his prey was killed with in the first few seconds of his fight?
Naraku had made a few demons appear and then he disappeared and left the gang to deal with the demons. Between Sesshoumaru and Inu-Yasha, there weren't any left for Kagome, Sango, or Miroku, who where all a bit disappointed. They stood there watching the sun set outside of Kagome's hut.
(I do not own or have created Inu-Yasha but only the weird-ness of the characters of this story.)