Part 001
The note found
It was another rainy day. Rain pounding on the windows, that annoying pat- ta-tat-tat-tat that could drive even the most professional physcologist (Ithink I spelt that wrong) insane. It was the springish time of year at Mordor. When it gets all wet, soggy, and miserable. It makes you wants to curl up in a tiny hole in the ground where it's safe and dry. Such weather that Moe doesn't like. Such weather means bad things.
Such was the day the note was found.
It was about midday when it all started. And as most things do, it started out as a sweet, and innocent thing (like kids!). Since it was a rainy day, it was time to go shopping when rainy day money. The R.W.C. (ring wraith committee) committed themselves and were very serious about following the tradition of saving up money for a rainy day. You see, wraiths don't naturally grow old, as they are already quite dead, so they live very long, long, long lives. So, rather than spend a little money each week of their time, because they live so long, they have the time to save up all the money they made in the whole year (which they got from doing chores, errands, etc...) and go to the candy store to spend it all off. (and yes! They do have a candy store in Mordor. And a marketplace too!)
So it was that day, the rainiest, soggiest, miserableist, saddest, foggiest, dampest day of the spring, that they decided to go to the candy store to spend all of their preciously saved money. And classically, they would take all their candy and go back to their tower. Where they would sit and talk and brag about who has the most candy and who has the best candy, and play video games. Then they would rent the scariest horror movie and sit down and watch it, all-the-while munching on bags of candy. Sometimes (well, most of the time really...) one of them would let out the occasional yelp of surprise at the movie, and maybe even a small scream.
Then, after the movie, they would all depart, and go home, where they would crawl into beds, tired and with an aching stomach from eating too much candy. Then the next morning they would all go downstairs and talk about who screamed the most and who was most afraid. And then that was that. So after the meeting of the R.W.C., stating that that day was going to by the day that they go buy candy, Moe and all the others; Sam, Will, Sheep, Larry, Terry, Ted, Fred, Ed and Bunnie (in that order) headed out to their rooms to get their piggy banks to buy the candy. So, Moe climbed up all 7 stairs case to his room in the 7th tower, went into his room and grabbed the piggy bank.
At this point he began shaking the poor piggy bank fiercely, to get the money out though the small slot. (these banks didn't have a cork at the bottom.) This alone takes a few hours. The first coin took 5 minutes to get out. It fell with a "ping" to the stone floor, bounced, and rolled under the bed. Moe bent down on all fours and began to search under the bed for the missing coin.
There was little light in the room, because it was rainy and grey outside and not much light came though the glass window. So underneath the bed was total darkness. Moe, who plunged his hand into this blackness and began feeling for his coin, expected to feel the cold metallic feel of a round coin, but instead ended up with the feel of crumpled paper. Now Moe doesn't have the neatest room ever. But he is careful not to leave too many things on the dirty stone floor. It was quite a surprise for him when he found the paper, as he doesn't leave anything under his bed on purpose. As he unwrinkled it, he discovered that it was actually a letter. It read:
Dear Moe,
Remember me? Your dear old pal? We used to be friends. Buddies. Pals. Then you FORGOT me. You just left me there... And then you sent me away...
Why? You Became aFraid of me... and You LEFT me... I was all alone... But I've come back Moe. I've come back...
TO GET YOU.
Your dearest friend, The Sock
Moe shook in fear as he clasped the notes firmly in his hands. He must have sat there for long time thinking, before he got up and flew down the stairs in mass panic. He caught up with the others who were on their way to the candy store with piggy banks under their arms.
"aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" (Moe)
"wazzup?" (Larry)
"The most horrible thing just happened!!" (Moe)
"You found the old pudding me and Ted hid in your closet?!" (Fred)
"You what?! No, I didn't find it." (Moe)
"Then what?" (Sam)
"This...!" (Moe)
Moe held the crumpled note in his hand for all to see. They all stood in silence.
"How could..?" (Larry)
"But we..." (Ted)
"It came back..?" (Ed)
"The...sock..." (Terry)
"It's been buried..." (Fred)
"It's not alive... it's not living at all... it's a sock..." (Larry)
Part 002
Moe's dark history...
It seems that Moe, our witch king and leader of the wraith gang, has somewhat of a dark, dark, past. Let me tell you a story of his, to make life a little easier for you, so you can understand the story.
You see, a long time ago... Moe actually liked socks. Matter of fact his best friend was a sock. You see, Moe came to Mordor and became a wraith at a young age, like sheep. Because he was quite new he had no friends, he made one himself; a sockpuppet named "The Sock". Moe and the sock became quite good friends, but eventually, over time, Moe started to grow up and make new friends so he slowly abandoned the sock... one day, Moe was invited to a friend's (wraith) room to watch a movie, while the friends went to get a jug of pepsi, Moe (who smelt something horrible) found a sock under his bed. It was the moldiest, meldewist, mucky, sock ever. Ever since, Moe has been dead scared of socks. So that very night, when Moe went home, he grabbed the sock and took it outside...
It was a dark and wet rainy day, (like all days at Mordor!) Moe grabbed the sock by it's neck and ran down the stairs, crying and sobbing silently...
"Moe?!Moe?! What are you doing Moe?" said the Sock.
Moe busted through the large wood plank doors to the rainy, mucky outside world. There was mud and puddles all over the ground.
"Moe? What wrong Moe?! Why are you crying?" said the Sock again.
Moe ran around the corner of the castle to the old dead oak tree.
"Moe?" said the Sock in despair. "Goodbye Sock." Replied Moe.
And as he laid the sock beside him, he dug a small, deep, hole. He then picked the sock up in his hands and tossed it into the hole.
"Moe! Why have you deceived me??!" said the muddy sock. "'cause I hate socks." Moe said sadly. "Since when did you hate" "AAAAHHHGGGHHH!!!"
THUMP! (Moe throws rocks into hole...)
Muffled cry from the sock...
The note found
It was another rainy day. Rain pounding on the windows, that annoying pat- ta-tat-tat-tat that could drive even the most professional physcologist (Ithink I spelt that wrong) insane. It was the springish time of year at Mordor. When it gets all wet, soggy, and miserable. It makes you wants to curl up in a tiny hole in the ground where it's safe and dry. Such weather that Moe doesn't like. Such weather means bad things.
Such was the day the note was found.
It was about midday when it all started. And as most things do, it started out as a sweet, and innocent thing (like kids!). Since it was a rainy day, it was time to go shopping when rainy day money. The R.W.C. (ring wraith committee) committed themselves and were very serious about following the tradition of saving up money for a rainy day. You see, wraiths don't naturally grow old, as they are already quite dead, so they live very long, long, long lives. So, rather than spend a little money each week of their time, because they live so long, they have the time to save up all the money they made in the whole year (which they got from doing chores, errands, etc...) and go to the candy store to spend it all off. (and yes! They do have a candy store in Mordor. And a marketplace too!)
So it was that day, the rainiest, soggiest, miserableist, saddest, foggiest, dampest day of the spring, that they decided to go to the candy store to spend all of their preciously saved money. And classically, they would take all their candy and go back to their tower. Where they would sit and talk and brag about who has the most candy and who has the best candy, and play video games. Then they would rent the scariest horror movie and sit down and watch it, all-the-while munching on bags of candy. Sometimes (well, most of the time really...) one of them would let out the occasional yelp of surprise at the movie, and maybe even a small scream.
Then, after the movie, they would all depart, and go home, where they would crawl into beds, tired and with an aching stomach from eating too much candy. Then the next morning they would all go downstairs and talk about who screamed the most and who was most afraid. And then that was that. So after the meeting of the R.W.C., stating that that day was going to by the day that they go buy candy, Moe and all the others; Sam, Will, Sheep, Larry, Terry, Ted, Fred, Ed and Bunnie (in that order) headed out to their rooms to get their piggy banks to buy the candy. So, Moe climbed up all 7 stairs case to his room in the 7th tower, went into his room and grabbed the piggy bank.
At this point he began shaking the poor piggy bank fiercely, to get the money out though the small slot. (these banks didn't have a cork at the bottom.) This alone takes a few hours. The first coin took 5 minutes to get out. It fell with a "ping" to the stone floor, bounced, and rolled under the bed. Moe bent down on all fours and began to search under the bed for the missing coin.
There was little light in the room, because it was rainy and grey outside and not much light came though the glass window. So underneath the bed was total darkness. Moe, who plunged his hand into this blackness and began feeling for his coin, expected to feel the cold metallic feel of a round coin, but instead ended up with the feel of crumpled paper. Now Moe doesn't have the neatest room ever. But he is careful not to leave too many things on the dirty stone floor. It was quite a surprise for him when he found the paper, as he doesn't leave anything under his bed on purpose. As he unwrinkled it, he discovered that it was actually a letter. It read:
Dear Moe,
Remember me? Your dear old pal? We used to be friends. Buddies. Pals. Then you FORGOT me. You just left me there... And then you sent me away...
Why? You Became aFraid of me... and You LEFT me... I was all alone... But I've come back Moe. I've come back...
TO GET YOU.
Your dearest friend, The Sock
Moe shook in fear as he clasped the notes firmly in his hands. He must have sat there for long time thinking, before he got up and flew down the stairs in mass panic. He caught up with the others who were on their way to the candy store with piggy banks under their arms.
"aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" (Moe)
"wazzup?" (Larry)
"The most horrible thing just happened!!" (Moe)
"You found the old pudding me and Ted hid in your closet?!" (Fred)
"You what?! No, I didn't find it." (Moe)
"Then what?" (Sam)
"This...!" (Moe)
Moe held the crumpled note in his hand for all to see. They all stood in silence.
"How could..?" (Larry)
"But we..." (Ted)
"It came back..?" (Ed)
"The...sock..." (Terry)
"It's been buried..." (Fred)
"It's not alive... it's not living at all... it's a sock..." (Larry)
Part 002
Moe's dark history...
It seems that Moe, our witch king and leader of the wraith gang, has somewhat of a dark, dark, past. Let me tell you a story of his, to make life a little easier for you, so you can understand the story.
You see, a long time ago... Moe actually liked socks. Matter of fact his best friend was a sock. You see, Moe came to Mordor and became a wraith at a young age, like sheep. Because he was quite new he had no friends, he made one himself; a sockpuppet named "The Sock". Moe and the sock became quite good friends, but eventually, over time, Moe started to grow up and make new friends so he slowly abandoned the sock... one day, Moe was invited to a friend's (wraith) room to watch a movie, while the friends went to get a jug of pepsi, Moe (who smelt something horrible) found a sock under his bed. It was the moldiest, meldewist, mucky, sock ever. Ever since, Moe has been dead scared of socks. So that very night, when Moe went home, he grabbed the sock and took it outside...
It was a dark and wet rainy day, (like all days at Mordor!) Moe grabbed the sock by it's neck and ran down the stairs, crying and sobbing silently...
"Moe?!Moe?! What are you doing Moe?" said the Sock.
Moe busted through the large wood plank doors to the rainy, mucky outside world. There was mud and puddles all over the ground.
"Moe? What wrong Moe?! Why are you crying?" said the Sock again.
Moe ran around the corner of the castle to the old dead oak tree.
"Moe?" said the Sock in despair. "Goodbye Sock." Replied Moe.
And as he laid the sock beside him, he dug a small, deep, hole. He then picked the sock up in his hands and tossed it into the hole.
"Moe! Why have you deceived me??!" said the muddy sock. "'cause I hate socks." Moe said sadly. "Since when did you hate" "AAAAHHHGGGHHH!!!"
THUMP! (Moe throws rocks into hole...)
Muffled cry from the sock...