Part 003
Crazy plan
"Oh my Gawd. You're gonna die! You're gonna die!" (Ted)
"Will you shut up??" (Fred)
"We gotta help him!" (Sheep)
"But how?? The Sock is after Moe!! What are we gonna do??!" (Terry)
"We have to save him!" (Sam)
"We'll figure out a way!!" (Larry)
"Don't worry Moe!! You're in good hands!" (Will)
"Larry! Put that torch down! This isn't the time for burning stuff!" (Fred)
"Sorry..." (Larry)
"Alright let's go to the lounge! We'll figure out a plan, save Moe and capture the sock!" (Larry) "Head out!" (Larry)
"...." (Moe)
"Guys? Are you sure this is going to work??" (Moe)
"Don't you know? Socks can't swim!" (Larry)
"And neither can I..." (Moe)
"Oh." (Sam)
"Well just hope the barrel doesn't leak, okay?" (Sam)
"I don't like this..." (Moe)
Oh great.... another one of the wraiths crazy plans. What will they do? Light Moe on fire and throw him off a cliff? Pour cement on him and place him in a cannon and shoot him off to the moon? No, no, no. This time they place him in a barrel, attach it to a anchor and toss him into a very deep lake. Thinking that socks cannot swim and Moe was safe, while they kept on watch. They were quite desperate and didn't quite fuss over the small details like if he ran out of air, or if the barrel leaked, or how long he should stay down there, or how he would get food. And as all things go in the case of the ring wraiths, Moe was only down there for about 10 minutes and trouble was already at work.
"Hey, hey Larry." (Sam)
"What?" (Larry)
"I can't see the barrel." (Sam)
"I can't either... there's the barrel! It just appeared." (Larry)
"That ain't good." (Sam)
"What ain't good?" (Larry)
"The giant squid. That is what ain't good." (Sam)
"What giant squid??" (Larry)
"The one that lives in the lake." (Sam)
"Oh I forgot." (Larry)
"Look! Now there's bubbles coming up from the barrel." (Larry)
"Oh no..." (Sam)
"Guys!! Ted, Fred, Will!! The barrel is leaking!!" (Larry)
"It is isn't it..." (Ted)
"Ted you idiot!! Moe is drowning!" (Ed)
"Ah." (Ted)
"Terry, jump in there and save him!" (Sam)
"Why me?" (Terry)
"'cause you're the best swimmer! Now go!" (Sam)
"Oh.... But there's a giant squid in there!" (Terry)
"Jump. In. The. Water. Now!!" (Sam)
"Alright..." (Terry)
"What's happening?" (Sheep)
"Oh hi. Anyone want a donut? me and Sheep got them from Tim Hortons. A giant box. Hey where's Moe?" (Bunnie)
"I'll have a donut!" (Ted)
"Same." (Ed)
"No one's answering my question!" (Bunnie)
"Um... Moe's in the barrel at the bottom of the lake." (Will)
"These things weren't tested on animals were they?" (Will)
"They're donuts Will. Donuts." (Fred)
"Moe's what??!" (Bunnie)
"Terry jump now." (Sam)
"But I wanna donut!" (Terry)
"Jump." (Sam)
"Alright..." (Terry)
SPLASH!
"I'll have a cherry filled one please." (Sam)
And so, Terry jumps in to save our poor unfortunate Moe from his drowning fate... Little does Terry and the other wraith know, Moe is already in danger, you see, by this time the barrel completely flooded and Moe couldn't breathe any longer and died. But of course the story doesn't end here. Terry freed Moe and dragged Moe back to the surface and Terry and the other wraiths took Moe to the lounge to revive him. Terry on the otherhand had gotten wacked by the giant squid a few times and suffered from a few broken ribs and punctured lung.
Part 004
To the elves
"Huh? Where am I??" (Moe)
"In the lounge. We had to revive you." (Larry)
"It's the morning you slept like a log." (Ted)
"We have some bad news..." (Sam)
"Ed vanished. The Sock took him. And he left a note." (Sam)
Sam hands the note to Moe.
Dear Moe.
WAZzUp?? I see you tried an effort to hide yourself from me, but it won't work! Give-up! You are doomed! Oh yeah, I took your friend. Too bad you'll never see him again!!
BWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!,
The Sock
"Ed is...gone?" (Moe)
"Seems so." (Ted)
"That's it! I'm gonna get that stupid sock and rip him to shreds!!" (Moe)
"But what if the Sock gets you instead??" (Larry)
Sheep walks through the door.
"Guys!! I have an idea to save Moe! And it might just work!!" (Sheep)
"What idea?" (Sam)
"We should go ask the elves and some other people for help!" (Sheep)
"The elves cold help Moe! Help all their magic hocus-pocus powers they could destroy the sock and save Moe!" (Larry)
"But Sauron would get mad if we asked the elves for help." (Ted)
"Why don't we ask Sauron for help then?" (Fred)
"Because if Sauron knew that Moe was running away from a sock, he would think Moe is weak and do something horrible to him." (Sam)
"Sam's right. But what Sauron doesn't know can't hurt him, right?"(Moe)
"We'd be able to get away with it easily because all Sauron does is look for that stupid ring..." (Will)
"Alright then! It's settled. Let's go get the horses and set out right now for Riverdale!" (Sam) "Right now?" (Will)
"Well, it will take a few weeks, or months..." (Sam)
Crazy plan
"Oh my Gawd. You're gonna die! You're gonna die!" (Ted)
"Will you shut up??" (Fred)
"We gotta help him!" (Sheep)
"But how?? The Sock is after Moe!! What are we gonna do??!" (Terry)
"We have to save him!" (Sam)
"We'll figure out a way!!" (Larry)
"Don't worry Moe!! You're in good hands!" (Will)
"Larry! Put that torch down! This isn't the time for burning stuff!" (Fred)
"Sorry..." (Larry)
"Alright let's go to the lounge! We'll figure out a plan, save Moe and capture the sock!" (Larry) "Head out!" (Larry)
"...." (Moe)
"Guys? Are you sure this is going to work??" (Moe)
"Don't you know? Socks can't swim!" (Larry)
"And neither can I..." (Moe)
"Oh." (Sam)
"Well just hope the barrel doesn't leak, okay?" (Sam)
"I don't like this..." (Moe)
Oh great.... another one of the wraiths crazy plans. What will they do? Light Moe on fire and throw him off a cliff? Pour cement on him and place him in a cannon and shoot him off to the moon? No, no, no. This time they place him in a barrel, attach it to a anchor and toss him into a very deep lake. Thinking that socks cannot swim and Moe was safe, while they kept on watch. They were quite desperate and didn't quite fuss over the small details like if he ran out of air, or if the barrel leaked, or how long he should stay down there, or how he would get food. And as all things go in the case of the ring wraiths, Moe was only down there for about 10 minutes and trouble was already at work.
"Hey, hey Larry." (Sam)
"What?" (Larry)
"I can't see the barrel." (Sam)
"I can't either... there's the barrel! It just appeared." (Larry)
"That ain't good." (Sam)
"What ain't good?" (Larry)
"The giant squid. That is what ain't good." (Sam)
"What giant squid??" (Larry)
"The one that lives in the lake." (Sam)
"Oh I forgot." (Larry)
"Look! Now there's bubbles coming up from the barrel." (Larry)
"Oh no..." (Sam)
"Guys!! Ted, Fred, Will!! The barrel is leaking!!" (Larry)
"It is isn't it..." (Ted)
"Ted you idiot!! Moe is drowning!" (Ed)
"Ah." (Ted)
"Terry, jump in there and save him!" (Sam)
"Why me?" (Terry)
"'cause you're the best swimmer! Now go!" (Sam)
"Oh.... But there's a giant squid in there!" (Terry)
"Jump. In. The. Water. Now!!" (Sam)
"Alright..." (Terry)
"What's happening?" (Sheep)
"Oh hi. Anyone want a donut? me and Sheep got them from Tim Hortons. A giant box. Hey where's Moe?" (Bunnie)
"I'll have a donut!" (Ted)
"Same." (Ed)
"No one's answering my question!" (Bunnie)
"Um... Moe's in the barrel at the bottom of the lake." (Will)
"These things weren't tested on animals were they?" (Will)
"They're donuts Will. Donuts." (Fred)
"Moe's what??!" (Bunnie)
"Terry jump now." (Sam)
"But I wanna donut!" (Terry)
"Jump." (Sam)
"Alright..." (Terry)
SPLASH!
"I'll have a cherry filled one please." (Sam)
And so, Terry jumps in to save our poor unfortunate Moe from his drowning fate... Little does Terry and the other wraith know, Moe is already in danger, you see, by this time the barrel completely flooded and Moe couldn't breathe any longer and died. But of course the story doesn't end here. Terry freed Moe and dragged Moe back to the surface and Terry and the other wraiths took Moe to the lounge to revive him. Terry on the otherhand had gotten wacked by the giant squid a few times and suffered from a few broken ribs and punctured lung.
Part 004
To the elves
"Huh? Where am I??" (Moe)
"In the lounge. We had to revive you." (Larry)
"It's the morning you slept like a log." (Ted)
"We have some bad news..." (Sam)
"Ed vanished. The Sock took him. And he left a note." (Sam)
Sam hands the note to Moe.
Dear Moe.
WAZzUp?? I see you tried an effort to hide yourself from me, but it won't work! Give-up! You are doomed! Oh yeah, I took your friend. Too bad you'll never see him again!!
BWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!,
The Sock
"Ed is...gone?" (Moe)
"Seems so." (Ted)
"That's it! I'm gonna get that stupid sock and rip him to shreds!!" (Moe)
"But what if the Sock gets you instead??" (Larry)
Sheep walks through the door.
"Guys!! I have an idea to save Moe! And it might just work!!" (Sheep)
"What idea?" (Sam)
"We should go ask the elves and some other people for help!" (Sheep)
"The elves cold help Moe! Help all their magic hocus-pocus powers they could destroy the sock and save Moe!" (Larry)
"But Sauron would get mad if we asked the elves for help." (Ted)
"Why don't we ask Sauron for help then?" (Fred)
"Because if Sauron knew that Moe was running away from a sock, he would think Moe is weak and do something horrible to him." (Sam)
"Sam's right. But what Sauron doesn't know can't hurt him, right?"(Moe)
"We'd be able to get away with it easily because all Sauron does is look for that stupid ring..." (Will)
"Alright then! It's settled. Let's go get the horses and set out right now for Riverdale!" (Sam) "Right now?" (Will)
"Well, it will take a few weeks, or months..." (Sam)