Part 005
Bacon
"Are we there yet?" (Sheep)
"No."(Larry)
"Are you sure we aren't there yet?" (Sheep)
"Yes." (Larry)
"So we are there?" (Sheep)
"No!" (Larry)
"Sorry! Don't have to get so cranky!" (Sheep)
"And you don't have to get so annoying!" (Larry)
"See? There you go again!" (Sheep)
"Shuddup." (Larry)
"Fine."(Sheep)
"Only about 5 hours left to get there." (Terry)
"kay." (Sheep)
"Where are we any way?" (Sheep)
"Some sort of Elvish battleground I think." (Ted)
"Man...I'm sooooo hungrey..." (Fred)
"I wish I brought some food." (Ted)
"Remember that bar we tried to go into back there?" (Larry)
"They started throwing stuff at us..." (Sam)
"Mortals... they hate us just we are different. Because we wear black cloaks and are at the service of the dark lord..." (Will)
"Hey! Smell that?" (Moe)
"smells like...sniffsniff...bacon!" (Moe)
"Smells delicious!!" (Terry)
"Where do you think it's coming from?" (Larry)
"Probably some wildsmen or travelers passing through or something." (Sam)
"I don't care! Let's sneak up on them, scare 'em half to death twice and take the food!" (Larry) "Sounds like a perfect plan!" (Sam)
"First we gotta find them! Alright guys! Follow your nose!" (Moe)
And so the wraith gang heads out to find the source of the smell...
"Hey look! A light! There's a fire over there!" (Sam)
"Com'on guys! Let's get our food!" (Larry)
"The fire's light is coming from a watch tower! Climb up it!" (Fred)
"Hey there are like little people!" (Ted)
"Nooooooo!! They dropped the food! In dirt! And ran up the tower!" (Terry)
"This makes me mad! Fellow them! Maybe they have some more food!" (Moe)
The wraiths chases the hobbits to the top of the tower!
"Hahahaha!! We have you surrounded! Fellow wraiths, draw your swords!" (Moe)
"Smallesh woodfolk! Give us your food!" (Moe)
"Dude... I don't think they understand wraith lingo...try their language." (Will)
"I can't speak it very well!" (Moe)
"Then let me" (Sam)
"Aaagggghhhhhh!!! I'm on fire!! I'm on fire!" (Sam)
"Stupid human!" (Terry)
"Fire!!Fire!!" (Fred)
"Smallish mortal give me your food!! Stupid cloak! " (Moe)
TRIP
"ahhhhh!" (Moe)
"oh no..." (Moe)
"Run! Everybody run!" (Sheep)
"Retreat!" (Terry)
Our wraith friends were forced to retreat because of the guys who had torches and kept catching their cloaks on fire.
"Fred! Stop, drop and roll." (Sam)
"It's still not going out!" (Fred)
"Then throw yourself into that lake!" (Sam)
"kay...there. It's out." (Fred)
"Moe? You look so sad? Wazzup?" (Larry)
"I went up to that midget to ask for food, but I tripped in my cloak and stabbed him." (Moe)
"I feel so bad..." (Moe)
"You should go say sorry..." (Larry)
"You really think?" (Moe)
"Yep." (Larry)
"Guys! We're gonna go after them so that Moe can say sorry to the midget he acciddently stabbed ok?" (Larry)
"What?? I nearly died and you expect me to go after 'em?" (Ted)
"Alright! I'll go..." (Ted)
"Then its settled we head out now!" (Larry)
Part 006
Watch out!
"All this riding makes a guy bored..." (Larry)
"Tell me about it..." (Sam)
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall!" (Sheep)
"Sheep.. this isn't the time for Ted! Don't you start singing too! Will? Larry? Terry? Sam? Will you guys stop singing?? Oh, well... if you can't stop'em... join the chorus of melody." (Moe)
"96 bottles of beer of the wall..." (All)
"Hey! There's the guy you stabbed!" (Sam)
"Hurry up guys! We gotta catch him so I can apologize!" (Moe)
"He's on horseback with another dude, I mean, dudette." (Will)
"An Elvish dudette at that." (Ted)
"Hey! Wait up!" (Sam)
"She's too fast! Hey look! A river! That'll slow her down. Then we can apologize!" (Terry)
Wraiths run into river.
"Smallish person! I'm sorry for stabbing you!!" (Moe)
"I don't think it understands you..." (Terry)
"Of course not! How many times must I tell you! They don't understand our lingo!"(Sam)
"She said something." (Moe)
"Sam! What did she say?" (Moe)
"Watch out!" (Sam)
"Watch out for what?" (Moe)
"No you idiot! Watch out for the river!!" (Sam)
"Why would she say that?? Oh god. Run!" (Moe)
Giant wave sweeps the wraiths up and washes them away.
Bacon
"Are we there yet?" (Sheep)
"No."(Larry)
"Are you sure we aren't there yet?" (Sheep)
"Yes." (Larry)
"So we are there?" (Sheep)
"No!" (Larry)
"Sorry! Don't have to get so cranky!" (Sheep)
"And you don't have to get so annoying!" (Larry)
"See? There you go again!" (Sheep)
"Shuddup." (Larry)
"Fine."(Sheep)
"Only about 5 hours left to get there." (Terry)
"kay." (Sheep)
"Where are we any way?" (Sheep)
"Some sort of Elvish battleground I think." (Ted)
"Man...I'm sooooo hungrey..." (Fred)
"I wish I brought some food." (Ted)
"Remember that bar we tried to go into back there?" (Larry)
"They started throwing stuff at us..." (Sam)
"Mortals... they hate us just we are different. Because we wear black cloaks and are at the service of the dark lord..." (Will)
"Hey! Smell that?" (Moe)
"smells like...sniffsniff...bacon!" (Moe)
"Smells delicious!!" (Terry)
"Where do you think it's coming from?" (Larry)
"Probably some wildsmen or travelers passing through or something." (Sam)
"I don't care! Let's sneak up on them, scare 'em half to death twice and take the food!" (Larry) "Sounds like a perfect plan!" (Sam)
"First we gotta find them! Alright guys! Follow your nose!" (Moe)
And so the wraith gang heads out to find the source of the smell...
"Hey look! A light! There's a fire over there!" (Sam)
"Com'on guys! Let's get our food!" (Larry)
"The fire's light is coming from a watch tower! Climb up it!" (Fred)
"Hey there are like little people!" (Ted)
"Nooooooo!! They dropped the food! In dirt! And ran up the tower!" (Terry)
"This makes me mad! Fellow them! Maybe they have some more food!" (Moe)
The wraiths chases the hobbits to the top of the tower!
"Hahahaha!! We have you surrounded! Fellow wraiths, draw your swords!" (Moe)
"Smallesh woodfolk! Give us your food!" (Moe)
"Dude... I don't think they understand wraith lingo...try their language." (Will)
"I can't speak it very well!" (Moe)
"Then let me" (Sam)
"Aaagggghhhhhh!!! I'm on fire!! I'm on fire!" (Sam)
"Stupid human!" (Terry)
"Fire!!Fire!!" (Fred)
"Smallish mortal give me your food!! Stupid cloak! " (Moe)
TRIP
"ahhhhh!" (Moe)
"oh no..." (Moe)
"Run! Everybody run!" (Sheep)
"Retreat!" (Terry)
Our wraith friends were forced to retreat because of the guys who had torches and kept catching their cloaks on fire.
"Fred! Stop, drop and roll." (Sam)
"It's still not going out!" (Fred)
"Then throw yourself into that lake!" (Sam)
"kay...there. It's out." (Fred)
"Moe? You look so sad? Wazzup?" (Larry)
"I went up to that midget to ask for food, but I tripped in my cloak and stabbed him." (Moe)
"I feel so bad..." (Moe)
"You should go say sorry..." (Larry)
"You really think?" (Moe)
"Yep." (Larry)
"Guys! We're gonna go after them so that Moe can say sorry to the midget he acciddently stabbed ok?" (Larry)
"What?? I nearly died and you expect me to go after 'em?" (Ted)
"Alright! I'll go..." (Ted)
"Then its settled we head out now!" (Larry)
Part 006
Watch out!
"All this riding makes a guy bored..." (Larry)
"Tell me about it..." (Sam)
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall!" (Sheep)
"Sheep.. this isn't the time for Ted! Don't you start singing too! Will? Larry? Terry? Sam? Will you guys stop singing?? Oh, well... if you can't stop'em... join the chorus of melody." (Moe)
"96 bottles of beer of the wall..." (All)
"Hey! There's the guy you stabbed!" (Sam)
"Hurry up guys! We gotta catch him so I can apologize!" (Moe)
"He's on horseback with another dude, I mean, dudette." (Will)
"An Elvish dudette at that." (Ted)
"Hey! Wait up!" (Sam)
"She's too fast! Hey look! A river! That'll slow her down. Then we can apologize!" (Terry)
Wraiths run into river.
"Smallish person! I'm sorry for stabbing you!!" (Moe)
"I don't think it understands you..." (Terry)
"Of course not! How many times must I tell you! They don't understand our lingo!"(Sam)
"She said something." (Moe)
"Sam! What did she say?" (Moe)
"Watch out!" (Sam)
"Watch out for what?" (Moe)
"No you idiot! Watch out for the river!!" (Sam)
"Why would she say that?? Oh god. Run!" (Moe)
Giant wave sweeps the wraiths up and washes them away.