Part 009
Caught
"Sshhhhhhhh!! We gotta be quiet. If we're caught..." (Moe)
"Kay." (Sam)
You can just picture the wraiths, walking around Rivendale at the house of Elrond, dripping wet, trying not to be seen and find the midget that Moe stabbed also.
"Hear that? I think someone's coming. Guys hide yourselves! Quick!" (Moe)
As the wraiths hide behind trees and walls the approaching elf stops and stares at the puddle of water laying on the ground that trailed away to the places that the wraiths were hiding. After staring at the puddle for ten seconds that seemed like a century he finally left.
"Guys! This way." (Moe)
"Hey look!" (Larry)
"Quiet! They might hear us. And stay hidden." (Moe)
"There's a dwarve, no two. Wait three. Three dwarves." (Will)
"Can't you count?" (Ted)
"No, but I can divide." (Will)
"And look, five elves and few men and a wizard and look! That midget you stepped on. I mean, stabbed." (Sam)
"There he is! I gotta go tell him...!" (Moe)
"Wait, maybe we shouldn't, I mean, they're talking about something important! Like a meeting. It would be rude to interrupt." (Larry)
"Plus there's a wizard there too." (Sheep)
Moe stands up
"LITTLE MIDGET I'M SORRY FOR STABBING YOU!!! I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! I'M SO SORRY!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!" (Moe)
pause for effect
"RRRUUNNN!!!" (Terry)
"Ahhhh!! Moe you idiot!!" (Fred)
"YES! I know that I'm an idiot!" (Moe)
"Ahhhh I got an arrow in my arm!!" (Larry)
"Just keep running!" (Will)
"Quick, into those woods!" (Moe)
And so, the wraiths were chased into the woods where they had just narrowly escaped or so they think.
Part 010
Dizzy the Elf Girl
"Okay...I...Think....we..." (Moe said thought total exhaustion)
"Made it out okay?" (Sheep)
"Yeah." (Moe)
"Hey black cloaked people!!" (Elf girl pops out of nowhere) "
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" (Will)
"RUNNN!!" (Larry)
"No, no. Don't run away! Just listen to me." (Elf girl)
"I'm listening" (Moe)
"So am I." (Sheep)
"You freaks!!" (Fred)
"You like girls!" (Terry)
"Shutup! I'm just being nice! Unlike some!!" (Moe)
"Yeah right." (Sam)
"I'll have you know I've never kissed nor been kissed by a girl in my life." (Moe)
"Liar!! I saw you get kissed by a girl!!" (Larry)
"No I haven't!!" (Moe)
"Did too!!!" (Larry)
"When?" (Moe)
"Yesterday." (Larry)
"You're the liar!!" (Moe)
"It's true!! Yesterday, before you left your visit to your mother's house, she kissed you."
"Mom is sort of a girl..." (Moe)
"See?!" (Larry)
"Will the both of you stop it?!" (Elf girl)
"My name is Dizzy." (Dizzy)
"And I want to join you and your crew." (Dizzy)
"The gang?! Your kidding me right?" (Moe)
"I kid you not." (Dizzy)
"I hate to break it to you, but... no girls allowed. Strictly speaking." (Moe)
"Come on, please?? I don't fit in here. I'll admit I am a little gothic. Well, maybe a lot. And the other elves don't like me because of that. Besides, I can be fun!" (Dizzy)
"Nope. Can't do that. It's against tradition. No way." (Moe)
"Hear that??!" (Sam)
"Oh nnooo! It's the people in the trees!!" (Will)
"Don't be silly Will, there's no such a thing." (Terry)
"Yes there is! I met them on that Christmas party last year." (Will)
"I see, the one where you got totally off on pepsi and coke mixed." (Terry)
"Yeah..." (Will)
"Wait I hear it again. And it smells like..." (Sam)
"Like...?" (Moe)
"Wolves." (Sam)