Disclaier: Ugh! I dont own anything, just the plot!
Wishing
Is
So
Hazerdous
Chapter Two
Numbuh Four POV
Two more days! Two more lousy stickin' days, AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE CRUDDY SHELIA A BRITHDAY GIFT! Ugh! I guess I'll have to get her that cruddy orange rainbow whateva it is. I was thinking this while eating pizza as Numbuh Two and Numbuh Three were playing a stupid rainbow donkey video game. (Yes, its suposed to be donkey, he's making fun of the game!)
"Yea! I win! My pink rainbow monke won!" She jumped up and started dancing around the room.
Numbuh Two looked sad that he had lost. "I thought I was going to win for sure...." He sulked
"Numbuh Four you're next!" She said cherrfully as she stopped dancing in front of me.
"Ah-hh" I shick my head. "I'm not playing theat cruddy girl game. I still can't believe that Numbuh Two stoopedthat low!" I folded my arms.
"Please Numbuh Four!" She begged. "Please please please please please PUH- LEASE!"
"No!"
"Please!"
"No"
"Please!"
"No!"
"Purdy please!"
"No no no , and a jagillion times NO!"
"If you don't I'll tell everyone what kinda of boxers I saw you wear." She said slyly.
I remebered that some time ago, I was getting changed, and she had walked in and saw my baby ducky boxers I had on. (Thats to you, Cassie! )
"You wouldn't...." I muttered
"Yes I would. Hey! Everybody! Numbuh Four wears-" I put my hand on her mouth before she could say anything.
"Fine. I'll play you stupid game." I gave up. From now on I should keep my door locked.
"Okay!" She danced over to the controler, as I dragged my feet to mine.
"You gotta pick your player." She told me as she picked the Pink Rainbow Monkey.
I looked up at the screen, sat down and picked up the controler. I choose the orange mean lookin one.
"Oooo, good choce.....if you wanna lose!" She laughed
"No dice!" I snapped at her.
"The L botton is gas, the R botton is for break, the Q botton is to drop your bomb, the S botton is the let the exhast gas out every few miles, the Y botton is to heal you self when you get to a healing piont, the F botton is to with out you chiains and hit other rainbow monkeys, the K botton is to whip out your bat, the J botton is to jump, the V botton is to go left, the B is to go right, and when you get all your powuh up you hit the Z botton to go super fast! Do you got it?" She asked explaining things quick.
"Uh," I stared at her dumbfound. "I think."
"Okay, ready, set, GO!" The race had started
"Wait! What does the Y botton do again?" I asked her, but she was already trying to beat me.
After five laps around this kooky track, I had miracously won. "Oh yeah! In your face, Kuki, I won! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here to night! Whoo! No eating here to night! You on a diet!" I sang while getting up and shaking my butt.
She looked at me weird. "What did you call me?" She asked
"Huh?" I looked at her weird as well. "I called you Numbuh Three." I told her
"No you didn't. You called me Kuki. You called me by my reall name." She blushed a bit while saying that.
"No I didn't!" I protested.
"Uh, yeah you did, I even heard you, Numbuh Four." Numbuh Two spoke up, who was watching us the whole time.
I blushed, I felt completely embarssed. "Okay so what if I did? Whats wrong with calling you Kuki?" I asked her
She shook her head. "Nothing, its just that....you're the only one who calls me Kuki." She explained.
"So?"
"So....you wear baby duck boxers!" She yelled out loud laughing and quickly getting up to run away.
"Why I oughta!!" I ran after her around the room.
Numbuh Two was cracking up laughing on the couch, and Numbuh Five had walked in.
"Are ya'll crazy? Can't ya'll be quiet around here? If ya'll are gonna be loud, take out side." Numbuh Five told us.
Numbuh Three ran ouside, and I was right behind her. "Take it back, you cruddy-" I stopped myself, because once she got outside she stopped.
She just froze like time, he eyes became wide and glisteny. Over the balcony, there was somthing over the balcony.
"Hey, why didja stop?" I asked her
She pointed over the balconey at the land below. (I make it sound like thier at sea). I took a peek over, and saw it.
"Aren't they beautiful?" She asked in a bare whisper.
I sucked my teeth. "Thier just cruddy flowers." Stupid girls and thier sensitive crap!
Over the balconey was the type of flowers that Numbuh Three grew. I forgot thier name, but she told me once before. Anyway, I think they only bloom every twenty years, or something like that. They're said to be beautiful when they do. I guess they're pretty.
"I just love flowers." She said
Right then I knew what to get her.
I hope you like, flames if needed.
Lufia 2
Wishing
Is
So
Hazerdous
Chapter Two
Numbuh Four POV
Two more days! Two more lousy stickin' days, AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE CRUDDY SHELIA A BRITHDAY GIFT! Ugh! I guess I'll have to get her that cruddy orange rainbow whateva it is. I was thinking this while eating pizza as Numbuh Two and Numbuh Three were playing a stupid rainbow donkey video game. (Yes, its suposed to be donkey, he's making fun of the game!)
"Yea! I win! My pink rainbow monke won!" She jumped up and started dancing around the room.
Numbuh Two looked sad that he had lost. "I thought I was going to win for sure...." He sulked
"Numbuh Four you're next!" She said cherrfully as she stopped dancing in front of me.
"Ah-hh" I shick my head. "I'm not playing theat cruddy girl game. I still can't believe that Numbuh Two stoopedthat low!" I folded my arms.
"Please Numbuh Four!" She begged. "Please please please please please PUH- LEASE!"
"No!"
"Please!"
"No"
"Please!"
"No!"
"Purdy please!"
"No no no , and a jagillion times NO!"
"If you don't I'll tell everyone what kinda of boxers I saw you wear." She said slyly.
I remebered that some time ago, I was getting changed, and she had walked in and saw my baby ducky boxers I had on. (Thats to you, Cassie! )
"You wouldn't...." I muttered
"Yes I would. Hey! Everybody! Numbuh Four wears-" I put my hand on her mouth before she could say anything.
"Fine. I'll play you stupid game." I gave up. From now on I should keep my door locked.
"Okay!" She danced over to the controler, as I dragged my feet to mine.
"You gotta pick your player." She told me as she picked the Pink Rainbow Monkey.
I looked up at the screen, sat down and picked up the controler. I choose the orange mean lookin one.
"Oooo, good choce.....if you wanna lose!" She laughed
"No dice!" I snapped at her.
"The L botton is gas, the R botton is for break, the Q botton is to drop your bomb, the S botton is the let the exhast gas out every few miles, the Y botton is to heal you self when you get to a healing piont, the F botton is to with out you chiains and hit other rainbow monkeys, the K botton is to whip out your bat, the J botton is to jump, the V botton is to go left, the B is to go right, and when you get all your powuh up you hit the Z botton to go super fast! Do you got it?" She asked explaining things quick.
"Uh," I stared at her dumbfound. "I think."
"Okay, ready, set, GO!" The race had started
"Wait! What does the Y botton do again?" I asked her, but she was already trying to beat me.
After five laps around this kooky track, I had miracously won. "Oh yeah! In your face, Kuki, I won! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here to night! Whoo! No eating here to night! You on a diet!" I sang while getting up and shaking my butt.
She looked at me weird. "What did you call me?" She asked
"Huh?" I looked at her weird as well. "I called you Numbuh Three." I told her
"No you didn't. You called me Kuki. You called me by my reall name." She blushed a bit while saying that.
"No I didn't!" I protested.
"Uh, yeah you did, I even heard you, Numbuh Four." Numbuh Two spoke up, who was watching us the whole time.
I blushed, I felt completely embarssed. "Okay so what if I did? Whats wrong with calling you Kuki?" I asked her
She shook her head. "Nothing, its just that....you're the only one who calls me Kuki." She explained.
"So?"
"So....you wear baby duck boxers!" She yelled out loud laughing and quickly getting up to run away.
"Why I oughta!!" I ran after her around the room.
Numbuh Two was cracking up laughing on the couch, and Numbuh Five had walked in.
"Are ya'll crazy? Can't ya'll be quiet around here? If ya'll are gonna be loud, take out side." Numbuh Five told us.
Numbuh Three ran ouside, and I was right behind her. "Take it back, you cruddy-" I stopped myself, because once she got outside she stopped.
She just froze like time, he eyes became wide and glisteny. Over the balcony, there was somthing over the balcony.
"Hey, why didja stop?" I asked her
She pointed over the balconey at the land below. (I make it sound like thier at sea). I took a peek over, and saw it.
"Aren't they beautiful?" She asked in a bare whisper.
I sucked my teeth. "Thier just cruddy flowers." Stupid girls and thier sensitive crap!
Over the balconey was the type of flowers that Numbuh Three grew. I forgot thier name, but she told me once before. Anyway, I think they only bloom every twenty years, or something like that. They're said to be beautiful when they do. I guess they're pretty.
"I just love flowers." She said
Right then I knew what to get her.
I hope you like, flames if needed.
Lufia 2