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Authors note: Hehe this chapter is gonna be fun...conspiracies everywhere and we get a little taste of how evil my mind is.

Review responses:

Cookie6: I know how you feel, don't worry. They have the whole school year to get together (plus it will end the story if they get together this early). They will get together I promises all of you that...after I have my fun

Kamikakushi: Shut up Jia. It's not just my fault you know. It's also Inner's, Gai-sensei's Naruto's...hell it's my entire Cosplay families fault. [Tears] I miss them... Be happy I got you hooked on Naruto. It's the best!

Miszy-Anne: I'm glad it made your day. :) Thanks for the review.

ChibiTenten: [grins at you with her evil grin] now now don't spoil for the other readers...of course there will be a fight...sooner that you think...

Note

"..." talking [italics] thoughts = = = = Change of scene

(...) my comments Ring school bells italics Flashback conversation

Weakness: Chapter 5: Conspiracies here, Conspiracies there, Conspiracies everywhere.
"Ohayo," greeted Hinata, Tenten and Anna as they got in the dining room for breakfast. Everyone was anxious to get to class to find out if their other friends from the other houses will be there. Everyone was eating fast and it was the freshmen year who left first, wanting to know who are in their classes.

Tenten and Neji walked with Fuji and Sora to the arts department while Anna, Hinata, Kyou, Orihime, Ichigo, Alexiel and Zoro walked to the Math department.

"Guys, let's set Tenten and Neji up," said Alexiel as soon as they were out of the other 4's sight.

"What do you have in mind?" asked Hinata with a grin on her face. Anna and Orihime also had grins while the boys pretended they didn't want to be part of it though they wanted to help out.

"That's what we have to plan," said Alexiel smiling from ear to ear. "With the 4 of us, we'll think of something very very juicy."

"I'm sure you will," said Ichigo. "See ya guys." They separated to their classrooms.

"Kyou, help us," asked Anna. "I know you want them together too."

"But forcing them?" he said [Then again, this could be fun...hehe blackmail...] the orange haired cat boy grinned and nodded. "I'm in."

"Yes!" Hinata hugging Kyou making a certain blonde haired boy fume. "We could always count on you for blackmail can't we, neko?"

"You bet."

"Blackmail?" asked Uzumaki Naruto from behind. He placed his arm around Hinata's shoulder making the girl blush slightly. "Hey there, Hina-chan. Anna. NekoNeko"

Kyou's vien popped and was about to punch Naruto when Anna stopped his arm shaking her head.

"Naruto-kun," she responded placing her arm around his waist, "well not exactly blackmail. We're trying to set up Neji-nii with Tenshi. Don't tell anyone."

"If you don't want to tell anyone then count me in too," Temari said. "Please?!?!" the blonde haired girl from the Leaf house made puppy dog eyes.

"Sure, Tema-chan!" said Hinata hugging her friend. "How ya been all summer?"

"Everyone sit down alphabetically," said Khushrenda-sensei entering the noisy classroom. "Welcome to grade ten ma-" he looked up and viens popped up on his forehead. His students were still out of their seats talking away. "EVERYBODY TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM NOW!" he yelled. "Front row are..."

= = = =

"Neji-kun," said Tenten walking beside the Hyuuga boy. "Do you think Hinata likes Naruto?"

"Hina-chan?" the boy asked. "liking that loud mouth friend of mine?" he thought of the comment his blonde friend made before.

-Flashback-

"Hinata's single, right Neji?" asked Naruto trying to get a peak of the raven haired girl.

"Why?" he asked back.

"Nothing...."

-End flashback-

"Yeah. Naruto seems to like her. Let's set them up!" the brunette said gleefully. "ah, it's my classroom."

"I'll come by after so we can walk together to English. Ja ne, Tenten," Neji said walking to a classroom a few doors down from Tenten's. [Uzumaki and my cousin...as much as I want to beat the crap out of him for liking on Hina-chan, I think I'll help Tenten set them up...so I can spend more time with her.] He thought as he took his seat beside Uchiha Sasuke. "Uchiha. You're here early."

Sasuke nodded and gazed to the group of girls talking on the other side of the room. "Sakura's grown. Look at her, dude."

Neji looked at the pink-haired girl standing beside the window. [Fufufufu] Neji thought evilly. [Killing two birds with one stone...I'll ask Tenten to help me set up Uchiha and Haruno].

Sasuke looked over at the dark hired boy beside him who has a slight twinkle in his eyes. "did you get laid or something?" he asked snapping Neji out of his thoughts. Neji looked over at Sasuke with a bewildered look.

"Yes, Uchiha, I got down with the girl your staring at and 5 others," he said jokingly as Sasuke's eyes filled with ill humour. "Chilly, buddy. I didn't get laid nor will I touch your crush. Tenten and I are just conspiring against someone and I was thinking how to do it."

"I see...you and Tenten are getting it down then. So who was on top?" Sasuke asked getting a hard punch on the arm. "OW! I was kidding Hyuuga! Geez...So who are you conspiring against? The lighting bastard?"

"No, you, Naruto, probably the Asakura twins and I are going to conspire against that bastard. Tenten and I..." he lowered his voice to a whisper. "We're going to set up Naruto and my cousin."

"Can I help?" asked Sakura who was standing in front of them. She startled the boys and she giggled at them giving both of them a hug. "Pretty please? Hina and I are friends too so I want to help set her up even if it's with your loud mouth, prankster friend."

"You can help but don't tell anyone," said Neji making his raven-haired pal extremely happy. "Sanosuke-sensei is late."

= = = =

"Welcome my lovely students!" exclaimed Gai-sensei making his students sweatdrop. Well everyone except for Rock lee, his Gai-sensei's protégé, Momochi Haku (Haku is Zabuza's son here.) who smiled intent of starting class and Asakura Hao who wasn't paying the slightest attention.

"Bored already, Hao?" asked Tenten standing beside the brown-haired boy who was playing with fire. (Did I mention that they still have their powers? ;; if I didn't well they do) "You need a hobby, star boy."

"Speak for yourself, 'I collect sharp object for a hobby' girl," he said extingusing the fire in his right hand. "Is he done taking yet?"

"Nope." Tenten said looking over to their extremely lively teacher. "Do you think he's ever gotten laid?"

"With his hair and his energy, no" Hao said smirking at the question. "You're Anna's house and roommate right?"

"Yeah" she responded slowly unsure of why he was asking that question.

"Does she like anyone?"

[Anna liking anyone? Hummm] She thought. "Dunno. Why?"

"Cuz I wanna set up my younger twin with her." Hao said showing off his cute smile.

[Asakura Hao...Star house's cutey too bad he's not my type...] she thought staring at the grinning boy. "I'll help ya."

= = = =

"Hyuuga-san," Kusanagi Takashi said allowing Neji's parents in the house. "Welcome. Please sit." Hyuuga Hizashi and his wife (I need a name for neji's mom...) sat down at the kusanagi living room. Kusanagi Izumi, the mother of Tenten and Izumo came in with tea and some biscuits.

"ahh thank you, Izumi," said Hizashi taking a sip of his tea. "I think we all know why we are here." "Tenten and neji have been friends for a long time but I think they are developing feelings other than friendship for each other," said Mrs. Hyuuga.

"Yes. Our daughter and your son spent around 4 hours every other day talking on the phone to each other over the summer..." said takashi-san. "If you ask me, they have already developed feelings for each other but are afraid to tell each other."

The others agreed. Hizashi took anpther sip of his tea and smiled. "Yes the phone bill was gigantic over the summer but I let it go. And Neji is to prideful to tell his feelings to anyone." He informed shaking his head at the thought of his son.

"Kinda like you, eh, hizashi-san?' Izumi said with a grin. She and mrs. Hyuuga grinned at the blushing elder Hyuuga. "Tenten likes Neji but she doesn't want their friendship to be broken. I asked her yesterday morning."

"Why don't we set them up?" Hizashi said getting smiles from the other parents. "we can ask Hinata and Izumo to set them up and inform us of their progress."

"I'll call Izumo tonight then," offered Izumi.

"And I'll call my niece," said Mrs. Hyuuga.

= = = =

"So he didn't believe you, what an asshole," said Yagami Taichi.

"That's how the plan was supposed to be, Tai," said Anzu. "Of course Hyuuga wouldn't believe Seto."

"Let's hope Nico and Ryoma can complete phase 2 fast. I want to humiliate Rain house so badly," said Seto Kaiba.

[Humiliate rain house?] Izumo thought to himself. He went back to his artwork but kept his ears to the conversation the lighting house members in front of him. [Gotta tell this to Kurenai sensei and Kakashi sensei later.]

"Don't worry. Ryoma and Nico will destroy Tenten and Neji fast. Ryoma's a great actor so he'll be able to fool that stupid girl, break her heart and lie that she and him had sex. Nico is a great actress to so she can destroy Neji's clean reputation before he can even say anything on his defense," Uchiha Itachi said reassuringly.

[Tenten? Neji? Motherfuckers! They're aiming for my younger sister! Ring you stupid bell! Ring damn you!] Izumo thought as the conversation died behind his back. [No one hurts my younger sister! Well no one except for me. I gotta find Neji to warn him about these freak's plans.]

"Ask to go to the bathroom, zumo," whispered Sorata Arisugawa, his roommate. "But instead go to across the hall where Neji is and tell him what you heard."

"Neji's across the hall?" Izumo asked quietly. He got a positive nod from his two roommates.

"The Hyuuga boy your sister likes is in music. Your sister is in drama." Sohma Hatsuharu said not taking his eyes of his work. "I asked Sora."

"You guys tell Sora and Fuji about what we heard." Izumo said still whispering. "I'll go tell Neji now." He raised his hand to ask their sensei a question.

"What do you want, Kusanagi?" Genma-sensei asked with a bored tone.

"May I go to the bathroom?"

"Bell's gonna ring in a few minutes. Wait."

"But sensei! I wont be able to hold it in!" Izumo pleaded pretending to really need to go. Ring. [Good! Bell. Gotta find Neji!] Izumo grabbed his books and ran out the door hoping to get the raven-haired boy before he went to his next class. "Damn he already left!"

= = = =

"Hey Sasuke-kun! Hey Sakura-chan!" Tenten greeted them cheerfully. "Hey Neji. Hao's in our English class too."

"So are these two," he said as they walked towards their next class.

"Damn Sanosuke-sensei. He was 40 minuets late, he crammed the lesson in 20 minuets and expects us to read 20 pages for homework," complained Sakura as she fixed her Star Headband.

Sasuke said nothing but was staring at the candy-haired girl's behind. She has one nice ass...

"You guys got it easy. We had to listen to Gai-sensei talk for a whole 60 minutes. And we have Rock Lee and Haku in our class." Hao said playing with another fireball.

"Ouch," said Sakura. "Sasuke please stop staring at my ass. I know it's lovely but stop staring at it."

"Ok, I'll stop," Sasuke said grabbing her bum. She screamed and he grinned at her. "Sorry Sakura. Had to give in to temptation."

"UCHIHA SASUKE YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!" she yelled chasing the boy to their English classroom. Hao, Tenten and Neji sweatdropped.

"Did I tell you they're going to help us set Hinata and naruto?" neji asked watching the pink-haired girl chase down his friend. "I think Kakashi- sensei's getting to him."

"They are? Cool!" Tenten said smiling. [Yay! Sakura and Sasuke are helping us out! I have an excuse to be with Neji!] She thought and turned to Hao. "Can I get Neji to help us out?" Hao simply nodded as he played pong with a fireball. "Yatta! Ok. Neji please help us set up Anna and Yoh."

[More time with her...this is great.-Chibi Neji does another dance- ] "Sure." He agreed. They got in to their classroom and found Hinata, Naruto, Kyou, Anna and Yoh laughing at poor sasuke who was getting wacked by Sakura with her notebook. "Help me set up Sasuke and Sakura though." She smiled and nodded.

"PERVERT!" She yelled. "You're becoming Kakashi-sensei!"

"HE IS MY HOUSE HEAD!" The boy reasoned dodging another one of sakura's hits. "It can't be helped! He reads to us boys parts of his book!"

"Hey there, Tenten," Ryoma greeted her. Nico Robin, Shirou Kamui and Sohma Yuki Smirked at them. "Asakura, Hyuuga. Are you ready for lunch?"

[Is Ryoma the only nice one in Lightning house?] She questioned "Hi Ryoma- kun," she said with a fake smile on her face. [No I don't want to go with you to lunch..think Tenten..think of an excuse.] "Sorry, Ryoma-kun. The grade 10's of rain house have to help Kurenai-sensei with something during lunch. Sorry."

[DIE LIGHTING BASTARD!] Neji thought to himself. Hinata stared at her cousin with her 'you're an idoit just tell her your feelings' glare. [She's not going with him to lunch? YATTA!] He thought as a chibi Neji did a victory dance in his head. [Take that Lightning bastard!] "There are some empty desks over there, Tenten." He said pointing to where his cousin and friends were standing.

"Oh...Ok." Ryoma said walking away. [SHIT! Asuma-sensei is going to kill me.] "Time for plan B." he informed his housemates quietly and they nodded.
[Grins and hides behind a gigantic rock] I know they are mostly OOC namigly Neji, Sasuke and Sakura. But hey, they're making it a bit better for themselves...=P Now to plan out chapter 6...where there will be 2 gigantic surprises Question: should I change the title? Just asking. I'm open to suggestions to what the new title should be.