Ok, maybe I won't do the secret thing just yet......But I'm not sure...let's see how this chapter goes...

Chapter Three: Fun And Not So Fun Activities To Do to Pass The Time Stuck In The Headmaster's Office

......They all crashed onto the floor of Dumbledore's office. As Lily cried out in pain (since her wand was going into her side), a few of the portraits exclaimed, "Hey!"

"Be quiet, we're trying to get some peaceful sleep!" But a few of the others silenced the outcries as they exclaimed.

"Lillian Evans and James Potter!"

"Actually," Sirius said, jumping up and away from Snape. "It's James and Lily Potter. They're married."

"Oh, well, congratulations," a few of the portraits said sleepily to them. Lily was still laying on the ground, unable to move. As James stood up, Snape began to talk to Lily.

"Oh, Lily...Why did you have to run away from me? Why did you run off and marry him?" he muttered to her. Lily shot him a glare, as James walked over and swept Lily away from Snape, who was still on all fours. Lily clamped her arms around James who secured her with his own arms. Lily's expression was a mix of loathing and fear; James was pure malevolence. Sirius was standing several feet away from the couple, his expression matching James's.

Lily withdrew from James's grasp as Snape stood up. "You want to know why I left you?" Lily snarled at him. "Because you turned out to be a traitor. I hate traitors. I want to have nothing to do with traitors. I wanted to marry someone honest and kind......and I did."

"Him? Kind?!" Snape gasped. Sirius growled at him like a dog.

"He's kinder than you!" Lily cried. A few of the portraits stirred.

"Mudblood, filthy Mudblood!" Snape muttered. James and Sirius stared. Lily glared.

"Don't you dare say that!" Lily growled. She took a menacing step forward, but, amazingly, was stopped by James who had put his hand around her wrist to prevent her from taking anymore steps towards Snape.

"Why can't I?" Snape hissed. "That's what you are!" James's hand fell from its grasp around Lily's wrist. He lunged forward at Snape and knocked him to the ground. He began to punch him, until something unexpected stopped him.

"STOP JAMES!" Lily shrieked. James's punches subsided, but he remained punning Snape to the floor. James turned his head to see a weeping Lily sinking to her knees, tears streaming down her face. Sirius quickly strode over to her and put his arms around her. Lily leaned into him and said nothing.

"Prongs," Sirius whimpered, "Stop. He doesn't deserve it no matter what he says." James's arms fell. He slowly unpinned Snape, who began to cough.

James slowly walked towards the whimpering Lily. Sirius had let go of Lily. James slowly sat down next to Lily, but didn't move to hold her.

I found my own true love was on a blue Sunday

"Lily?" James said quietly. Sirius had moved away from the two and went to go glare at Snape, who was still coughing. Lily looked up at James with her tear-filled eyes.

She looked at me and told me

I was the only one in the world

"He's suffered enough at the hands of you two," Lily breathed.

"Lily," James whispered. "Do you still care for Snape?" She shook her head.

Now I have found my girl

James sighed in relief, but he still wasn't convinced. "But why are you crying?"

My girl awaits for me in tender time

My girl is mine, she is the world

"I don't know," Lily whimpered. "It just reminded me of how you used to treat him at Hogwarts and it reminded me of how much I used to like him..." James's face fell.

She is my girl

"Until I found out he was a traitor." Lily finished. James's heart rose. He reached his hand out and lifted Lily's head. She simply looked at him. James slowly smiled at her and leaned forward until their lips met.

My girl awaits for me in tender time

My girl is mine, she is the world

She is my girl

Sirius looked at Snape, who simply scowled. "Rats." Snape muttered under his breath.

"What was that?" Sirius asked. "Didn't quite catch it."

"Nothing," Snape growled.

"Oh, I'm sure it was something that Lily would want to know," Sirius said. "Why don't you go tell her?" He looked at James and Lily, who were still holding onto each other. "On second thought," Sirius said with a grin, "Why don't I go tell her your little plan about trying to get her back." The color in Snape's face left.

"What—what are you talking—about?' Snape managed to say.

"You wanted to go to Lily's aide after she heard the news. You figured that me and James would leave her alone and go out and do something. But there was only one problem: You didn't know that Dumbledore was going to show up and ruin it all. You lurked in the hallway knowing that we would leave with Dumbledore to ward off the Death Eaters that you sent. You would've snuck into the apartment and would try to hypnotize Lily into liking you again. You wanted James to beat you up just now so you would look pitiful and Lily would come running to you. I made sure that didn't happen because I had already figured out that it was you. I made sure she didn't move."

"You—you..." Snape hissed. Sirius just smirked and looked back at the couple, who had broken their kiss finally and were talking amongst themselves.

"You don't still like him, do you?" James asked.

"Oh, no, I never could," Lily said. "Not now, at least."

"But what's with all of the mood swings?" James asked her.

"That's why I came out of the room a few hours ago. I didn't expect Dumbledore to be there, but I wanted to tell you, James..." Lily smiled brightly.

"What?" James asked, looking a little weary of what she would tell him.

"We're going to have a baby." Lily replied, smiling.

yukkuri to yo ga akeru made kimi o dakishimeteta

nanimokamo ushinau made kizukazu ni yasuragi ni oboreteta

James's face lit up as he hugged Lily tight. They heard a faint pop as the fire turned green and Dumbledore appeared looking worn out.

"Well, I see all of you have managed your differences," he said brightly. "Now, there comes the matter of what to do next......"

Translation:

Until the night slowly ended, I was embracing you

Until I lose everything, without noticing I was being drowned in silence

The lyrics are Blue Sunday by the Doors. The other lyrics are Oasis by Gackt.

And you're all probably thinking, "Wow, that's really early to be having Harry." My response is, "Too bad. It's my fanfic and that's that." Nah, I'm just kidding, but seriously...Umm...yeah. I wanted to make this chapter longer than it initially was gonna be so I added that.

Oh yeah, I did do the secret thing. Whoever guesses in their reviews gets jonessodas!!