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Authors note: This was meant to be the side story but I made it to a real chapter. The side story will now be the main characters in preschool. Their first meeting. CHIBIS!! Please read my note at the end of this chapter because it clears up what happens the 2 chapters before

Note. "..." talking [italics] thoughts = = = = Change of scene

(...) my comments italics Flashback conversation

Weakness: Chapter 10: Games, Meetings, and Plans.
"389, 390,391," Kakashi said as he did his 1 finger push-ups in the school's gym. Gai was running around the gymnasium on his hands. "Gai, what lap are you on?"

"854 my eternal rival," he said smiling. His perfect set of teeth went ping once they were revealed and Kakashi covered his eyes so he won't get blinded.

"Oy," Anko said actually wearing NORMAL clothes for once. Not her teaching suit. She stood at one of the gym doors arms crossed. "Admin's calling a meeting."

"What the hell?!?" Kakashi said ticked off. "We just had a meeting thursday."

"Well they're calling one," Anko replied eating one of her thingie magigs. Kakashi and Gai looked at her confused. [Weren't her hands free?]

"Let us not keep the adminstration waiting!" Gai exclaimed and did his 'Good Guy pose'

"Shut up Gai," Anko and Kakshi said dryly.

= = = =

Kurenai, Iruka, Yondaime, Sandaime, Sai and Genma all at inside the closed doors of Iruka's classroom all facing different computers

"DAMN YOU YON!" Kurenai exclaimed. She was shot again. Yondaime laughed. She was once again alive inside the game but was shot again. "WHAT THE?!! WHO THE HELL SHOT ME?!?!"

Sandaime laughed and continued in the game. He found Iruka's character and shot him. "HA! The student will never defeat the teacher." He was shot at the back by someone. "Who did that?!"

"I'm not your student so I can defeat you, Sandaime-san," Genma said as he managed to snipe down Sai, Yondaime and Kurenai. "Hell Ya! WHO THE BOMB!" The other three teachers hissed at him but were extremely focused on the game.

The lights flickered open blinding the 5 teachers and making them groan. Gai, Kakashi and Anko stood at the doorway of Iruka's Computer Animation class bewildered on what the 5 teachers were doing.

"Games are not permitted on school computers, Iruka-san," Anko reminded him looking over Kurenai's shoulder. "COUNTER STRIKE!!" She yelled and took the seat beside Kurenai.

"HEY HEY! We're spread out for a reason ANKO!" Kurenai said shoving Anko off the seat. "Go sit at the end of the row!"

"Weren't you just saying games are not permitted?" Kakashi said taking a seat too.

"Meh, we're teachers. It's only applies to the students," she said relaxing in the seat playing the game.

"As much as I know you all will kill me for reminding you," Gai stated bleakly. "We have a meeting to get to." He received 8 death glares but the other teachers stopped their game and followed suite him towards the administration office.

= = = =

"That bitch Kurenai," Asuma said hitting the cue ball. His shot hit the 8- ball and it rolled in to the pocket. "A week's lockdown. I'm going to get her back for this."

"Calm down Sarutobi," Orochimaru said waiting for his turn. He sat beside Trieze and Zabuza. "We all want to get revenge on her and her idiotic house."

"Not more than I do," Asuma said as he missed the 10 ball. He sat down and Orochimaru got up. "And to think I liked that bitch in college."

Some knocked at the door of the teachers lounge and Zubaza got up to answer the door. He nodded at the messenger and sighed. "Admin meeting." He stated heading out the door.

"Fucking bastards," Asuma cursed as he followed the other teachers.

= = = =

"My the school's quiet," Sanosuke said to the man stuffing his face with donuts. He sighed and turned to their other companions. "It's a bad thing teachers get free coffee and donuts. He ates it all anyways. "He said pointing to the smiling Vash.

Spike Spigel, Mai and Faye Valentine and Jet nodded in agreement as they got to the doors of the administration. They all sat down and waited for the others to arrive. After half an hour of waiting, Kakashi, Anko Sai, Kurenai, Iruka, Sandaime, Yondaime and Genma all arrived with gigantic grins on their faces. Kakashi pushed in a tied up Gai who was gagged and placed the teacher beside him.

"Yo," Kakashi said to the sleepy room.

"Yo," Spike said raising his hand up.

"The meeting start yet?" Anko said taking her seat.

"Ha no," Faye Valentine remarked. "We've been here for half an hour and admin still hasn't come."

Speak of the devil, Sohma Hitori, Brad Crawford and Silva entered the room. "Finally," Asuma said putting out his cigarette. He looked at the beaten up Silva and smirked. "Slept in again Head Master?"

"Shut up, Sarutobi," snapped Silva. "Let's make this nice and quick."

"You called us down here," Genma said.

"No. They did," he pointed to Hitori and Brad.

"Idiot," Brad said smacking Silva on the head. "We need to find a way to settle the house title but not erupt another school battle."

"The house rivalry has been in place ever since this school was built," Zubaza said. "As long as the houses are in place, we would see a war erupt sooner or later in the school year."

"That is why we are going to form 2 sides instead of 10," Hitori explained. Since there are already alliances, all we have to do is settle on which side Anko's and Gai's houses will side with."

"I'll side with Kurenai," Anko offered. "Gai and Kakashi won't be good on the same side because of their rivalry."

[Thank you Anko!] Kakashi thought as he grinned under his mask. "But won't this cause trouble within the family? Take the Suna siblings for instance."

"He's right," Spike agreed. "Temari is on Kurenai's side while her brothers, Kankuro and Gaara is on the other."

"Don't worry," Silva said wearily. "The teachers without houses, [which is most of you] will be responsible of keeping the peace. The teachers sweatdropped or glared at the Administration. "Lets go over the houses on each side," Brad said breaking the awkwardness that Silva created. "On Kurenai's side we have the houses of Rain, Fire, Star, Cloud and Leaf. Asuma's side has Lightning, Sound, Sand, Grass and Water."

"We will be doing the title differently this year," Hitori said with a grin. "The side that wins will get a free lunch next year. The students who graduate this year will get a TV."

"There's nothing for us teachers then," Genma said.

"The teachers of the winning side gets a 5% bonus." Jaws dropped to the floor.

"You guys made a battle into a war," Mai Valentine said. "What about the teachers who don't have a house?"

"3%"

"Everyone ok with this?" Silva asked. He got all positive nods. "Right, Dismissed." The teachers got up to leave but Hitori blocked the door.

"Not yet," the teachers grumbled and sat back down. "Brad."

Bard Crawford gave the teachers a brown envelope each including Silva. "These are your house lists. We decided to give everyone the list of names of the students of each house. Use this for strategy. Anything goes except killing and sex."

"Once last thing," Hitori asked. "Why is Gai tied up and gagged?"

The teachers laughed as Gai tried to speak but all the rest heard muffled noise. Yondaime got up and whispered something to Hitori who then snikered. "Oh okay. You all are free to go."

"Let's go Gai," Kakashi said evilly as he pushed Gai out the door. "BYE!" He, Genma and Yondaime all pushed hard and sent Gai rolling down the hall.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA," cracked Kurenai, Anko. Tsunade and Jiraiya joined in on the fun.. "Oh hey Tsunade-san. Jiraiya-san." Anko said still laughing.

"Come now." Sandaime said walking. "I still have to hand you youngsters you asses in Counter Stike."

'Keep dreaming, Sandaime-san." Iruka said running to his classroom. "Last one there without teleporting buys everyone lunch."

"YOUR ON UMINO!" Tsunade said running after him.

= = = =

"HELL NO!" Tsuande yelled. She was the last one to arrive at Iruka's classroom. "You all cheated!"

Iruka smirked as he opened the door to his classroom. "All I said was no teleporting. That doesn't mean we can't use our jutsus."

"Grrrr," tsunade growled at the ponytailed teacher as she sat down at the end of one of the tables. "Let's get it on!"

After a few hours (5 to be exact) the teachers finally stopped playing counter strike and Tsunade bought their lunch. As they ate they planned out what they were going to do.

"Since I don't have a house," Iruka started. "I'll help you guys out more than Asuma." Genma, Tsuande and Jiraiya all agreed with Iruka.

"Let's see the check out Asuma's side before starting anything." Kakashi said. He looked at his house list and grinned. [I have convereted Uchiha Sasuke! Fufufu!]

Asuma's side:

Lightning
Grade 9s: Yatouji, Satsuki. Makino, Ruki. Harada, Risa. Niwa, Daisuke. Takaishi, Takeru. Diethel, Lyserg.
Grade 10s: Yamanaka, Ino, Robin, Nico, Bloom, Catherine, Sohma, Yuk,i Shirou, Kamui, Echizen, Ryoma,
Grade 11s: Yukimura, Keiko, Chizuru, Hel, Ishtar, Isis, Kaidoh, Kaoru, Peacecraft, Milliardo, Hidaka, Ken,
Grade 12s: Tachikawa, Mimi, Mazaki, Anzu, Momotaro, Nami, Kaiba, Seto, Yagami, Taichi, Uchiha, Itachi,

Water
Grade 9s: Harada, Riku. Kigai, Yuuto. Motomiya, Daisuke.
Grade 10s: Leung, Chun li. Momochi, Haku. Nara, Shikamaru. Akimichi, Chouji.
Grade 11s: Kuchiki, Rukia. Nanami, Tot. Sohma, Ayame. Tetsuo, Kag.a Urameshi, Yusuke.
Grade 12s: Kamiya, Kaoru. Shioda, Kyosuke. Kido, Joe. Orimoto, Miroku.

Grass
Grade 9s: Inoue, Miyako. Kuduki, Kakyou. Sohma, Hiro.
Grade 10s: Klause, Elisa. Shioda, Kagome. Rock Lee. Suna, Kankuro.
Grade 11s: Masafumi, Neu. Inu Yasha. Hiwatari, Satoshi. Koushiro, Izumi
Grade 12s: Kitamura, Schoen. Sadaharu, Inui. Seishirou, Aoki.

Sound
Grade 9s: Deithel, Morphine. Jackson, Chocolove. Toguro, Ryu.
Grade 10s: Tsuchi, Kin. Winner, Quatre. Shindou, Hikaru.
Grade 11s: Schoenbaker, Hildie. Shiyuu, Kusanagi. Chang, Wufei.
Grade 12s: Minamoto, Hinato. Akizuki, Nakura. Honda, Hiroto. Ishida, Yamato.

Sand
Grade 9s: Lee, Mei lin. Kuwabara, Shizuni. Touya, Akira. Ryou, Bakura.
Grade 10s: Tsukai, Lain. Kinuta, Dosu. Suna, Gaara.
Grade 11s: Tachibana, Anne. Katsuya, Jounouchi. Portagas D. Ace.
Grade 12s: Sasaki, Burman. Summers, Ken. Kunimitsu, Tezuka.

"Shit." Kurenai said. "He has most of the fighters."

"Don't count us out yet Kurenai." Yondaime said. "Put the lists side by side and lets figure out which students can take who on."

Kurenai's side.

Rain
Grade 9s: Sohma, Kisa. Sohma, Kagura. Yagami, Hikari. Kusanagi, Horohoro. Naoe, Nagi. Takatori, Omi.
Grade 10s: Huuyga, Hinata. Komiyama, Anna. Kusanagi, Tenten. Huuyga, Neji. Monkey D. Luffy. Sohma, Kyou.
Grade 11s: Tao, Jun. Inoue, Orihime. Honda, Tohru. Momoshiro, Takeshi. Kurosaki, Ichigo. Zoro, Roronoa.
Grade 12s: Monou, Kotori. Mudou, Alexiel. Takenouchi, Sora. Fuji, Syusuke. Barton, Trowa .Hagane, Kotetsu.

Fire
Grade 9s: Yamada, Sakura. Syoaran, Lee. Tao, Ren.
Grade 10s: Akiyama, Sango. Asakura, Yoh. Uchiha, Sasuke. Yang, Yun.
Grade 11s: Shurenai, Mai. Sumeragi, Hokuto. Seijirou, Eito. Yagami, Iori. Kinimoto, Touya.
Grade 12s: Kisumi, Karen. Kusanagi, Izumo. Arisugawa, Sorata. Sohma,Hatsuharu.

Star
Grade 9s: Kinimoto, Sakura. Hirangizawa, Eriol. Motou, Yugi.
Grade 10s: Haruno, Sakura. Azusagawa, Tsukino. Asakura, Hao. Yuki, Mitani. Inuzuka, Kiba.
Grade 11s: Jigoku, Botan. Sumeragi, Subaru. Sakurazuka, Seishirou.
Grade 12s: Kisu, Arashi. Yuoko, Kurama. Motou, Fuuma.

Cloud
Grade 9s: Nekoi, Yuzuriha. Kikumaru, Eiji. Syuichirou, Oishi.
Grade 10s: Nagi, Asumi. Abumi, Zaku. Himura, Kenshin.
Grade 11s: Shibayama, Hibiki. Graff, Faus.t Kaguya, Kimimaro.
Grade 12s: Noin, Lucrenzia. Tomoe, Manx. Maxwell, Duo. Mousy, Dark.

Leaf
Grade 9s: Daidouji, Tomoyo. Sohma, Momiji. Hida, Iori. Oyamda, Manta.
Grade 10s: Suna, Temari. Aburame, Shino. Uzumaki, Naruto.
Grade 11s: Peacecraft, Relen.a Minamoto, Kanoe. Tsukishiro, Yukito. Yuy, Heero.
Grade 12s: Shoma, Rin. Kiyoushi, Ryu. Ishtar, Marik.

"We have great fighters too." Anko said examining both sides. "The weapons specialists are mostly on our side, we have a good number of spirit controllers, a lot of these kids excel in sports and we have a lot of smart students."

"Even if, they still have a lot of the fighters." Kakashi said. "Seto Kaiba. Uchiha Itachi. Shioda Kyosuke. Ishida Yamato. Kunimitsu Tezuka. All of them are hotheads who have extremely rich parents." "That's their downfall." Sai calmly said. "Their parents are stuck in their own world. They ignore their children and buy them everything they want for that is their way of 'Love'. Since the children get everything they want, they think everything is like that and they cannot accept it when they can't get what they want. Our side, however, has a lot of trust since these kids have bonded over the years and their parents don't try to buy their love. They give them true love and that's how we are going to win."

All the other teachers in the room eyed him weirdly. For someone who every student calls a 'Female', Fujiwarano was one of the teachers that the children actually liked. Unlike Anko and Gai. All of Anko's happiness was found in Gai and it made the students hate them.

"He's right." Sandaime agreed with a smile. "They think they will win because their parents will buy them what ever they need but your side has the determination. With a lot of training, your side will win."

"Thanks." Kurenai and her allies said. "Let's get started on a plan."

= = = =

"And there are all the copies of your teams." Iruka said handing Kakashi the pile. Kakashi passed it on to the other teachers. "Are you sure you can do this? I mean your moving kids out of their house without the admin's consent."

"Who cares! They said we can do anything." Anko grinned at the list. "So I train them for Genjustsu, Kurenai for chakra control, Kakashi will handle sports and Taijutsu, Sai spirits and Yon Ninjutsu." The others nodded and smiled. "Let's inform them tonight and move the students around tomorrow."

Sorry it took so long...{bows in apology} I got writers block and only escaped it now. Well I will get on the omake..chibis.! Well this explains who is in which house. I'm planning something so I thought it'd be good you guys know. About the shopping trip. Le Senza is a store for intimate womens wear. Guys will surely get a nosebleed there. Tenten, Neji, Hatsuharu and Kyou all used Henge so Tenten and Neji could have more shopping time without getting interupted by anyone else since they were transformed to Hatsuharu and Kyou. ok anything else confuse you leave it on the review and I'll answer it. Thanks for reading!