Title: Bite My Tongue

The song 'Bite My Tongue' belongs to the Ataris all credits and rights are theres. P.S. this song has one swear word in it just to warn you.

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"Daniel every thing all right?" Jack asked as he came out of his office to see Daniel nearly rundown a poor airmen.

"Jack, good you're here. You got minute? I need your help." Daniel pushed Jack back into his office and then quickly shut the door behind him. Once inside the office Daniel began talking a mile a minute to the point it almost seemed like he was rambling.

"Daniel! Stop, sit down, and breath." He pulled Daniel down into a chair. "Now tell again what the hell is going, slowly this time."

"I'm in love" Daniel blurted out. "I don't.....I don't.....you gotta help me I don't know what to do. I've never felt like this before......sure I loved Sha're, but it never felt like this.....what do I do?"

"Ok first who is she......wait never mind I think I know who it is. It's Janet isn't?"

"Yeah. I'm not sure exactly how long I've felt this way, but I notice and really felt it last night. I was working late and I guess Janet was to because one mintue I'm working and the next thing I know Janets in my office lecturing me about staying up all night and working non-stop. And when I lifted my head to look at her it just all of the sudden hit: I LOVE this woman."

"Yep been there done that, know excatly how you feel. Women they'll do that to you man, one minute you're just friends then bam you're in love with them and scared out of your mind."

"So what do I do?"

"I think I have an idea. Come here." Jack and Daniel spent the rest of the morning working on Jack's idea on how to deal with Daniel's problem.

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( about a week later)

"Hey Janet fancy meeting you here." Daniel stated as he sat down at the table in the commisary.

"What can I say I felt like getting a bad cup of coffee." Janet replied.

"Tough day uh?"

"Understatment of the century."

"So what you say we go do something tonight and just forget about work."

"Like what?"

"Well Jack's band is playing tonight we could all ways go watch them. Meet you at the club around 7:00."

"Ok meet you there at 7:00, but for right now I have to get back to work. See you later."

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Later that night Janet arrived at the club to find that Daniel wasn't there yet. After waiting about 15 minutes Janet was getting worried about where Daniel was. Thats when here cell phone rang.

"Hello" Janet answered her phone.

"Janet hey it's Daniel something came up so I'm going to be a little late but I will be there, don't worry."

"Ok I'll be here waiting see you then."

"Bye"

Janet hung up her phone and went to find a table near the stage. Just as she found a seat the announcer came on stage and introduced the band.

"Yo whats up people you ready to get this show started?" Jack asked as the band got set up, and the crowd started cheering. "All right but first before we get started I'd like to let you know that tonight we're doing something a little different for our first song. You see one of my best friends has finally been bitten by that pesky love bug." Jack gives a few fake sniffels and wipes a finger under one of his eyes. "And he's being a total nut case about how to tell her. So finally I sat him down and helped him out. He wrote some lyrics about how he felt and with help from me and the band we put music to it. The only condition was that he had to get up here and sing the song himself, while that napolionic power monger he's fallen in love with sits in the aduience, so with out further delay here's my best friend Daniel singing his song 'Bite My Tongue'

(Daniel comes on stage, steps up to the mike, and the music starts playing)

What can I say? I'll bite my tongue again today.
What can I do when I feel so stupid over you? I wish they'd just go ahead and cut it off. And, I don't wanna work anymore cause sometimes I just can't ignore the way I feel when I see you smile.
And someday I'll just shut my eyes and maybe then you'll realize... I'm just a fucking geek in love with you. When's the right time to use a stupid
pick up line? "So how's the weather? Do you wanna spend the night
together?"
I know that you are just a girl but in my eyes you rule the world. I just thought I'd let you know... you're my best friend and that's ok, but I wanna see you night and day, and wake up holding you right by my side.
I've said my peace so now I'll run and hide... I'd bring you candy and flowers, sit by the phone for hours... sing a song outside your window just if you would let me know. No more waking up lonely, will you be my one and
only? Please let me know right now cause I'm not gonna live forever.

By the time Daniel was finished singing Janet was speechless. She didn't know what to do there were so many things running through her mind ranging from 'Since when can Daniel sing' to 'He loves me, he actually loves me'. When Daniel got off the stage he went stright to the table Janet was sitting. Not being able to talk Janet and Daniel just stood and stared at each other.

"Kiss her already!" Somebody, who sounded alot like Jack, shouted from over near the stage, and thats exactly what Daniel did.

They spent the rest of the show sitting very close to each other untill Janet suggested that they get out of there and go back to Daniel's place for a night cap. Jack smiled as they left the club hand in hand knowing that the two wouldn't been seen or heared from untill well in to the next day. He then felt a bit sad because they could show their love for each other, while he and Sam had to hide theres, but he was still happy that at least his friends could be happy.