Overly Dramatic

Chapter Five: Romeo and Juliet Rehearsal Part 2


Momiji/Lady Capulet {singing}: Yuhi you yamani, Teru-Teru Momiji, Kaeru yatokage ga, Kon'nichi wa, Koi no aria, Tabu no ko umani, Yuhi you yamani....

Ayame/Juliet: Momiji! This isn't a musical! Lady Capulet doesn't sing!

Momiji/Lady Capulet: Can we make it a musical so that Lady Capulet does sing?

Ayame/Juliet: No.

Momiji walked off the stage feeling defeated. Ayame watched him go and started to feel sorry for him. Since when did he suddenly try to seriously break another person's spirit? Then he thought about what he has said before about he could have Hatori erase the audience's memories if one of them were to mess up.

Ayame/Juliet: Wait, Momiji! I've thought about it. Maybe I could let Lady Capulet sing just this once.

Momiji/Lady Capulet: Yay! Ayame-san, you're the greatest!

Ayame/Juliet: I know....

Hatori/Friar: I quit! I had enough of you letting everyone make fools of themselves, just so you could use me to erase the audience's memories!

Ayame and Momiji looked to Hatori, who had his arms crossed.

Ayame/Juliet {evil grin}: Hold that thought. {Then runs away and comes back with suitcase} I'm sorry to hear that you'll be leaving us. It won't be the same without you since all the high school girls will be seeing are {opens suitcase to reveal underwear that either have seahorse or dragon prints and some video tapes of when Hatori danced at the Zodiac Banquet.} these.

Hatori/Friar: Those are mind! Give 'em back!

Ayame/Juliet: I'm sure some of them did have a crush on you and would want to see you perform. So instead of telling them that you won't be able to perform, Gure-san and I will simply be tossing these to the audience.

Hatori/Friar: You wouldn't!

Ayame/Juliet: I would...unless you promise me you won't quit.

Shigure/Romeo: Aya-san, what's going on? We're supposed to be rehearsing the kissing...My, my what are these? {Looks at stuff in the suitcase that Ayame's holding}

Ayame/Juliet: I didn't know that Tori-san was such a devil until I saw these {takes out a pair of underwear from suitcase} in his drawers. I've decided that I simply must have them and then I left his room, but not before I saw some video tapes of when he danced at the Zodiac Banquet lying around. Ah...I remember it like it was yesterday...Tori-san tripping on his own two feet...Everyone laughing...

Hatori/Friar {beet red from embarrassment}: All right! All right, already! I won't quit! {grabs underwear from Ayame's hand and suitcase and runs away}

Shigure/Romeo {laughing}: I've never seen Ha-san run like that! Well, at least he runs better than he dances!

Ayame/Juliet {laughing}: I should have Tori-san model in my next creations! And you won't be surprised to see seahorses on them either!

End of chapter