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Yeah...Right...
Harry's Dismal Death
When Mars and Mercury are seen in the sky
Harry Potter is soon to die
HP: "Not very creative today, is she Ron?"
RW: "She seems to be coppying Trelawny's crap."
HG: "Oh shut up you too! She must have good a reason!"
His hair will catch fire
Turning it red
His spleen will explode
He will wish he were dead
RW: "And you were saying Hermione...?"
HG: "Ok..Ok..So she's a crazied lunitic! So what else new?"
Next his legs will curl in
A jelly-leg hex
And then slowly fall off
I wonder what's next
RW: "Ewie, sounds icky."
HP: "Ewie? Did I hear you say EWIE?"
Perhaps then he will implode
Finally ending his fame
And now I can stop typing
And go play a game
RW: "That was...Interesting..."
HG: "It was sick and twisted...don't you agree Harry?"
RW: "Harry?"
THUD
Marna, The Girl With No Life