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HARRY POTTER
AND THE AWFUL RANDOMNESS

CHAPTER 3
THIS IS WHERE THE KIDS HAVE A BUNCH OF LESSONS AND STUFF

Harry Potter and his friends were walking down the hallway of disillusionment and were being disillusioned. (Think that's a word) suddenly Draco Malfoy was stood in front of them.

"Malfoy."

"Potter."

Harry's eyes narrowed. "Malfoy!"

Draco's eyes narrowed. "Potter!"

"MALFOY."

"POTTER."

"MALFOY!!"

"POTTER!!"

"MAAAAAAAAAAAALFOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!"

"POOOOOOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!"

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!" Ron screamed hysterically. Everyone stared at him confused. "Sorry. I felt left out."

"Come on then Weasely." Ron dived on top of Malfoy and was about to hit him but he stopped when Malfoy saw this he pushed Ron of and ran of with Crabbe and Goyle who had been disguised and large and very stupid rocks.

"I hate that Malfoy." Said Hermione in disgust.

"Me too." Agreed Harry.

"Yeah, his slick hair, his dark eyes, his sweet, sweet lips." Ron began drooling and staring into space.

"Hey! You're not supposed to like Malfoy. You're supposed to argue with me and thus create sexual tension." Ron winked at Hermione. "Gotcha."

Harry was giggling on the floor. "You said sexual."

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Retard."

The three of them walked to their transwatchamacallit lesson and when they reached their seats Professor McGonagagllebingbong said. "Hello children."

"Hello Professor McGonagagllebingbong."

"Today." Said Professor McGonagagllebingbong. "We will learn how to turn boring stories into hilarious parodies. Take out you're wands and say. WHOLIKESSHORTSHORTSILIKESHORTSHORTS."

Everyone took out their wands and said. "WHOLIKESSHORTSHORTSILIKESHORTSHORTS." Neville's story became a cheesy romance novel and Professor McGonagagllebingbong pocketed it. Tree Frog Man's became a hilarious parody and that's how this story was born.

"Hey author stop staring blankly into space and tell the fricken story!" Harry shouted.

"Sorry." The author said, ashamed.

"Good."

After transwatchamacallit lessons they had potions. They made their way down into the dungeon; on the way down they passed a man chained to the wall.

"Hey Big H, Big R and Lady H wassup?" The man said.

"Well you know how it is Big G it's like this and that, fo shizzle dawg how you been?" Harry replied.

"Same I got down from this damn wall couple day ago but the mofo down there got back up here for sayin' dawg to much ya'll."

"That's harsh dude, well catch you on the flip side my brother." Harry started walking further down and the man called down.

"Ain't no thing like a chicken on a string with the bling bling and the buffalo wing dawg."

"Word!" Harry called dwon

The kids got down to the dungeon and Snape was already there.

"Potter 50 points from griffindor." He said with a grin.

"Why?" Harry asked.

"I'unno." Snape said shrugging. The potions lesson went badly and I'm not going to tell you about it because I'm a mean little midget.

The end of chapter 3

So there you have it and i hope you enjoyed it. i've written all of the chapter of HP AND THE AR. I'm working on a Lord Of the Rings Parody right now so R&R or face the wrath of chester the cheesy chafinch and Jeff the penguin of CERTAIN DEATH.

The next chapter has a Mary Sue in, but more importantly the death of one.

EVERYONE: HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now for my trademark.

HOLLA!!!!