HERE IT IS CHAPTER 4!! GEE AIN'T I GOOD TO YOU.

HARRY POTTER
AND THE AWFUL RANDOMNESS

DETENTION AND THE BLOOD OF THE MARY SUE.

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermonine Granger were walking down the corridor of almost certain peril!! When Harry said. "Hey who are you."

"I am Hermonine." The girl said. "I and will kill you Harry Potter and seduce this hunka hunka burnin' Weasley."

"Why?" Harry asked.

"Why not?"

"Well I Harry Potter." Harry flashed the world a dazzling smile. "Will stop you."

"Don't be so hasty Harry." Said Ron who was thoroughly enjoying the situation. Suddenly Hermione jumped out and threw Hermonine into a wardrobe witch also contained Garry Kotter, Ton Seasley and the guy who directed the home alone movies, boy I'd like to smack that guy. ANYWAYS!!

"Evil typo twins." Hermione said panting. "You gotta love 'em."

"You do?" Asked Ron confused.

"Well...no. But that's not the point."

"It's not?" Ron was get confused so he took out a tootsie pop and began to lick it. The three of them wandered down to their magical history lesson Ron and Hermione were arguing about something very stupid and probably philosophical.

"Potay-to." Ron shouted.

"Potah-to." Hermione shouted.

"Tomay-to." Ron shouted even louder.

"Tomah-to." Hermione shrieked.

Suddenly Professor Neo appeared and sang. "Let's call the hole thing off." And disappeared.

"I worry about that man." Hermione said.

"I worry that flying penguins would eat our eyes and LEAVE NO ONE ALIVE!!!"

"Me too." Ron shuddered.

They made their way into the classroom were their teacher promptly gave them detention.

"Why do we get detention?" Harry asked defiantly.

"It's important to the plot." Professor [Insert Name Here] told him. "Geez haven't you ever read the philosopher's stone."

"No." Harry said.

Suddenly Snape skipped past in an evening gown singing Mary had a little lamb. "Hi Harry darling isn't it a lovely day." Then he skipped off saying. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He took a deep breath then said. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Alrighty then." Ron said and they all went down to detention.

They went down to Hagrid's hut and he took them into the old forest.
"Zippa dee doo dah zippa dee ay. My oh my what a wonderful day." Hagrid sang as they entered the dark, evil, terrifying, dark and all around not nice forest. They stopped in front of a body. "This is a Mary-Sue." Hagrid explained.

"Look at its eyes." Ron exclaimed. "How do they change colour like that?"

"And just smell it's soft hair. It's lovely and herbal fresh." Harry said holding a clump of Mary-Sue's hair up to his nose.

"Don't say that." Hermione hissed.

"Why no..." Harry was interrupted by the sudden appearance of professor Neo.

"She's got the uuuuuuuuuuuurge to 'erbal." Then he disappeared. Everyone was both very annoyed and rather confused except Hagrid who was high so he just ran around in circles getting very dizzy and admiring the cheese floating in the trees. HEY THAT RHYMES.

Then Hagrid calmed down and said. "Lets split up and fined whatever killed this annoyingly perfect sweet succulent sweet Mary-Sue."

Harry ran off singing the doo dah song. "Doooooooooo Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah." He walked through the dark, evil, terrifying, dark and all around not nice forest very happily until he saw a cloaked man sucking blood from a Mary-Sue. "Hi Mr vampire type Voldermort type thing." Suddenly a centaur took Harry away.

"Run young Potter." He said.

"Okey dokey." And he ran like the sweet succulent sweet child that was. "I'M A LOBSTER FROM THE SEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA. THE SEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA."

Thus ends our 4th chapter of Harry's randomly random things that are randomly random don't you know. sorry it was short. I'M TALKING TO YOU RED FIVE!!!!!!!!

I haven't said this for a while so here goes.

HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!