HARRY POTTER

AND THE AWFUL RANDOMNESS

CHAPTER 5
REALITY WHAT A CONCEPT

One day Harry Potter was wandering down a corridor wondering why the author was such a lazy goit (yes it's a real word) whilst listening to some high voltage AC/DC rock.

ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

As he reached the end of the corridor and heard strange noise coming from a room that enixicplibally (Hee Hee spelling mistakes) contianed a mirror that he enixicplibally (Hee Hee spelling mistakes) knew about. He turned off his high voltage AC/DC rock.

ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

And opened the door, he looked inside and he saw a very greasy figure next to the enixcpilicable (Hee Hee spelling mistakes) mirror, then he heard the figure speak.

"Oh yes please more... more." It said.

Harry moved and saw that in the mirror was snape and....Angus Young.

Harry fell on both knees. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAANGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS cough cough"

Snape turned around saw Harry and squeeled like the sweet succulent oompa loompa that he was and ran out. Harry moved out of Snape's was and looked at the mirror he saw a figure in it he moved closer.

"Mother?...Father? Gasp I'VE FOUND YOU FRED SLIVERMAN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'VE FOOOOOOOOOOOOUND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU."

The figure moved away and Harry left and continued to listen to his high voltage AC/DC rock.

ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
ANGUS YOUNG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

Harry was walking down another corridor when Oliver wood stopped him.

"C'mon Harry it's time for the cribbage cup."

"Ok."

And Harry went to play cribbage wich i would write about but as we all know cribbage is a thouroughly tedious game so.......i won't.

Harry then met up with ron and hermy and they were walking around until they found a door that said 3rd floor corridor.

"Geez." Ron said. "'bout time i was waiting for the plot to develop."

They went inside and saw 3 1-headed dogs sitting around a table playing cards.

"Got any 3's." Said one dog.

"You can't say that Bob." Said another.

"Why Not?" Said the first dog.

"'Cause we're playing poker."

"Oh.. in that case..GIN!!" Said the first dog grinning.

The other dogs banged there heads on the table.

"Scuse me" Said Ron.

The dogs turned and instead of eating the invited the kids to play because dat would be scawy Goes into a corner and sucks his thumb

Harry and the gang were just saying goodbye to Joe-Bob, Billy-Bob and Bob when they fell down a down a hole.

Bob leaned over the hole. "Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye."

"Fooooooooooooooooooor Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure." Harry called.

They fell down and Ron and Hermione were knocked out and "INSERT 1 CREDIT" flashed underneath them. Harry entered a room with the mirror of oglly bangle wolkhs in the center there was a man in a turban and a black coat was singing and doing a little jig.

"You." Harry gasped

"ME?" Neo say (cos thats hoo it wuz)

"Yes you."

"ME?"

"Yes you."

"ME?"

"Yes you."

"ME?"

"Yes you."

"ME?"

"Yes you."

"ME?"

"Yes you."

"ME?"

"Yes you."

"Fred Silverman."

Harry fell to his knees and wept... and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept and wept.

You do realise i am mearly filling up space.

"But it was snape who wanted the pilosiphers stone which SOMEONE FORGOT TO MENTION."

"YOU DARE DEFY THE AUTHOR." The author raised his hands and harry was struck by lightning.

"No Harry." Neo said.

"It was snape who tried to kill me at the cribbage match Which...Again SOMEONE FORGOT TO MENTION."

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." Harry was struck by lighting again You'd think he'd have learnt never to defy the author.

"No i tried to kill you. And now i reveall too you who is behind TURBAN NUMBER ONE."

Neo whipped off his turban and out popped the dark lord voldermort. "Kill him." he said.

"Right i'll get my wand."

"NO USE YOUR HANDS!!!! YOUR SOFT EASILY BURNED HANDS."

"Ok." Neo jumped at harry but as soon as he touched him his began to melt. when Harry saw this he donned his enormous trouser and began to sing.

DE NE NE NE...NE NE...NE NE

CANT TOUCH THIS.

DE NE NE NE...NE NE...NE NE

CANT TOUCH THIS.

DE NE NE NE...NE NE...NE NE

CANT TOUCH THIS.

Neo's half melted melted face went bright red. "NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He leaped at Harry again and exploded. Then harry fell asleep with Mr bobo and woke up in the hospital wing. madame pomfrey walkind up mopped his brow and exploded. then dumbledore walked in at an earwax flavoured berty botts Blahdy blah blah bean.

Said. "Alas." And exploded.

Harry goot up left the hospital wing saw ron and hermoine smiled.... and exploded.

THE END.

And so Harry potter and the awful randomness draws to a close and just to ensure that you review hears a poem about reviewing that i wrote whilst on acid entitled.

ABLAAAAAAAR

ABLAAAAAAAR
OOOBLORAIFR
GOEHREEEEEEOSABAW
TOWERNUUUUUUBREGLOBFURMINIMBOMB

Thank you.

Every one who understood it went "WOW REALITY WHAT A CONCEPT."

BYE BYE NOW