(title) Zoids: Chaotic Century in a nutshell
(author) Chomperz
(DISCLAMER)once again: i dont own Zoids or the Charaters...or the tacquito.i cant be sued cause i
got nothing.Nya.
(fanfic start) (Chapter: TWO 2)
*when we last left our....um...people, Moonbay was busy Choking Irvine.*
- Irvine: Gag eefiygwbhioigfy!! **makes really horrable noises**
-Moonbay: AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! **Laughs evily**
- Irvine: *pukes blood*
-Moonbay: **really enjoying herself choking Irvine**
- Irvine: ahhhh!! MY SPINE!!
- Van: when your spine breaks you Take Asprin!
- Irvine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Moonbay wakes up. in front of her is the solar powered tv*
- Tv: i Need my asprin! is your spine broken? Yes!
*Moonbay turns off the tv, then goes to sleep.*
*The Next day*
*once again the crew is on the road again. Moonbay Driving, Van and Fiona in the back seat and Irvine is next to Moonbay, who is driving the Van/Truck thingy.*
-Moonbay: the Tv is on Pot.
- Irvine: did you see it snort it?
-Moonbay: no...its completly insane.
- Irvine: what did it do?
-Moonbay: it asked itself: is your spine broken?
- Irvine: that is insane....**long hold** hey..im pretty surprised Van back there
is not saying anything about flying food.
- Van: oh,nah i have some food and water here. um....wheres my water?
- fiona: *is dumping out van's water*
- Van: Hey! not again! why are you doing this to me?
- fiona: because your a dibshit! *smiles*
- Van: ......did you just call me a dibshit?
- fiona: yes! irvine said you like it when people dump out your water and call you a dibshit.
-Moonbay: do you know what Dibshit means?
- fiona: um........no...
-Moonbay: okay just wondering.
*goes back to minding her own business*
- Van: (faces Irvine) why did you tell her to do that?
- Irvine: because i want your Organoid. and ...im board too.
- Van: but thats not right! and you cant have zeke! right zeke?
-Moonbay: i tossed him out the cargo area. he made my Truck/Van heavy.
- Van: You just cant leave him out like that! He can be lost! you.......
shit! i cant call you a dumb blonde! your hair is brown! shit!
-Moonbay: guess what.
- Van: what?
-Moonbay: hes right outside running.
- Van: huh?
**looks outside and sees zeke running** ohh..
-Moonbay: and you know what?
- Van: what?
-Moonbay: solent Green,
- Van: yea?
-Moonbay: is made out of....**wispers** People....
- Van: ahhhhh!~!!!! the H0RR0R!!11
-Moonbay: yep...100% People.
- Van: Ahhhhhhhh!1!~`!1! AHHHHHHHH- hey lets go to a Zoid store to get...stuff.
- Irvine: yea! i can get new weapons for my Zoid!
- Van: i dont know what the hell im gonna get!
-Moonbay: maybe i can find myself a zoid!
- Fiona: Maybe i can get a Memory!
- Van: alright! since we all need something there, lets go!
(end fanfic Chapter TWO 2)
((c)Chomperz 2002)
(yay. our heros actually have an idea of what to do! we're going to a store. but is the store what it seems or is there some type of secret that has to do with the zoids they sell? find out on a 3rd chapter of this unfinished story!)
- Tv: this fanfic is sponserd by:
center ASPRIN!/center
when your spine breaks, reach for this drug and open wide!
(author) Chomperz
(DISCLAMER)once again: i dont own Zoids or the Charaters...or the tacquito.i cant be sued cause i
got nothing.Nya.
(fanfic start) (Chapter: TWO 2)
*when we last left our....um...people, Moonbay was busy Choking Irvine.*
- Irvine: Gag eefiygwbhioigfy!! **makes really horrable noises**
-Moonbay: AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! **Laughs evily**
- Irvine: *pukes blood*
-Moonbay: **really enjoying herself choking Irvine**
- Irvine: ahhhh!! MY SPINE!!
- Van: when your spine breaks you Take Asprin!
- Irvine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Moonbay wakes up. in front of her is the solar powered tv*
- Tv: i Need my asprin! is your spine broken? Yes!
*Moonbay turns off the tv, then goes to sleep.*
*The Next day*
*once again the crew is on the road again. Moonbay Driving, Van and Fiona in the back seat and Irvine is next to Moonbay, who is driving the Van/Truck thingy.*
-Moonbay: the Tv is on Pot.
- Irvine: did you see it snort it?
-Moonbay: no...its completly insane.
- Irvine: what did it do?
-Moonbay: it asked itself: is your spine broken?
- Irvine: that is insane....**long hold** hey..im pretty surprised Van back there
is not saying anything about flying food.
- Van: oh,nah i have some food and water here. um....wheres my water?
- fiona: *is dumping out van's water*
- Van: Hey! not again! why are you doing this to me?
- fiona: because your a dibshit! *smiles*
- Van: ......did you just call me a dibshit?
- fiona: yes! irvine said you like it when people dump out your water and call you a dibshit.
-Moonbay: do you know what Dibshit means?
- fiona: um........no...
-Moonbay: okay just wondering.
*goes back to minding her own business*
- Van: (faces Irvine) why did you tell her to do that?
- Irvine: because i want your Organoid. and ...im board too.
- Van: but thats not right! and you cant have zeke! right zeke?
-Moonbay: i tossed him out the cargo area. he made my Truck/Van heavy.
- Van: You just cant leave him out like that! He can be lost! you.......
shit! i cant call you a dumb blonde! your hair is brown! shit!
-Moonbay: guess what.
- Van: what?
-Moonbay: hes right outside running.
- Van: huh?
**looks outside and sees zeke running** ohh..
-Moonbay: and you know what?
- Van: what?
-Moonbay: solent Green,
- Van: yea?
-Moonbay: is made out of....**wispers** People....
- Van: ahhhhh!~!!!! the H0RR0R!!11
-Moonbay: yep...100% People.
- Van: Ahhhhhhhh!1!~`!1! AHHHHHHHH- hey lets go to a Zoid store to get...stuff.
- Irvine: yea! i can get new weapons for my Zoid!
- Van: i dont know what the hell im gonna get!
-Moonbay: maybe i can find myself a zoid!
- Fiona: Maybe i can get a Memory!
- Van: alright! since we all need something there, lets go!
(end fanfic Chapter TWO 2)
((c)Chomperz 2002)
(yay. our heros actually have an idea of what to do! we're going to a store. but is the store what it seems or is there some type of secret that has to do with the zoids they sell? find out on a 3rd chapter of this unfinished story!)
- Tv: this fanfic is sponserd by:
center ASPRIN!/center
when your spine breaks, reach for this drug and open wide!