the orignal fanfic that started the classic craze is back! its:
(title) Zoids: GUARDIAN FORCE in a nutshell
(author) Chomperz
(DISCLAMER) Zoids and people anything no own | now written in html version!
(fanfic start) (Chapter: FOUR 3)
* a whole batch of tools is laying next to a zoid, the Shield Liger,..some screwdrivers, a wrench, a bong and and four empty packets of ziplock bags*
*van walks by*
Van: *notices* oh hey there! we grown up and kicking ass! aint that cool!?were now facing a really bad ememby called david....err...i ment raven
now that were all grown up, theres no homor now go!
*dr. d walks out*
D: yo im a pimp! a d-i-t-z! pimpin it!
Van: what? *laughs*
D: shut the hell up fool i be doggin it masta style!
now listen up fools there is great evil walkin amongs ourselfs and we ish killin it!
Thomas: isnt that aganist GF rules?
D:*slaps Thomas' face* dont question jo pimp daddy bytch
thomas: my SPINE!!?!#? *collapes on the fllor and spasams*
Fiona: this would cheer you up! *pours salt all over thomas' face*
Thomas: *dies* my face! my horribly beutiful face1!*bleeds*
*raven Appears*
Raven: haha i tricked you all!!
*people stare at him*
Van: who are you?
Raven: *sigh* raven..
Van:...........
Raven: you know the enemy...
irvine: no clue...
Raven: the guy who killed thousands of people!
Van: um...oh! sad--
Raven: NO NO NO RAVEN!! WITH THE BLACK ORGANIOD SHADOW AND I HAVE THE GENO BREAKER! NOW DO YOU REMEMBER??
Dr. D: thats the ememy...
Van: noo......i thinks thats someone else..
Raven: apdigeruogh *throws something at van's head*
Van: *bleeds* OMG THAT RAVEN WHY YOU PEOPLE LET HIM IN???
Raven: *shoves his hands in his face* stupid stupid people
Van: *steps through thomas who was getting up but is now pinned down* you are a mass murder and i (van...) am not letting you (get your foot off of my stomich!)get away with it! you are very (god the pain)evil,
dememted and (get off of me before i see) you probably had a mother (the ring) like MOMMY (helppp...)DEAREST you sick (ughh)phycotic (fgsjbgi)freak!
Moonbay: um... all of that stuff was ( my orgains are crushing) about Hilz...and he wasnt introduced yet!
Van: that maybe hilz (this hurts bad) under distugize! *graps ravens cheek* LETS SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE! *rips it off*
Raven: *drips blood on floor*
Van: opps
Raven: YOU PAY!! *grabs vans wallet and runs off with it*
Van: heY! it had my favorite makeup in it
Irvine:im behind you van!
Van: in what?
Irvine: GO AFTER HIM!
Van: right! *hops on the shield liger*
Dr.D: in order for it to work you have to be IN it
Van: oh.... *gets in and runs off*
Moonbay:........we got really short and bad lines...
*meanwhile*
Van: im after yoou! *runs off in no distinct direction, suddenly the genobreaker appears out of nowhere*
Raven: hah you fell into my trap!
Van: *looks around* welll, this is the worst trap ever!
Raven: look over there!
*a taco bell is nearby*
Van: annnd???
*zeke jumps out of van's zoid and runs to the bulding, faint sounds of horrrible pain commences*
Raven: now without your zoid your powerless! and without power you die! mahhhahahawgha!
Van: well if i die, bury me, put my bones in the cherry tree!
Raven: what? ( confused ) whatever, prepare for your death!
Thomas: (fixed) you cant do this alone!!
Irvine: yeah van, your too stupid and cant figure out which one is raven!
van: okay zeke lets finish him! do that thing where the yellow sticks out of my zoid!
* the blade Does stick out, but when it hits the genobreaker, it just falls off and explodes like the dirty vermen it is *
Van: zeke! why??
*no response*
Thomas: ... maybe if we did that attack formation that failed a bunch of times...
Irvine: yea...
*they all did but one zoid trips on another and they all fall of a cliff*
Van: ahhh *burps&*
*all four hits the bottom of the cliff where the base was.... van and raven fall out*
Raven: aha! your zoid is destoryed and now i will rule the universe! ha ha ha!
Dr.D acctually, research says there is no lifeforms except for those on planet zi so you have no choice but to rule zi.
Raven: what about earth?
Dr.D: thats our food suppy, 90% of what we eat are human!
Moonbay: what kind o-f scientist are you??
Dr.D: a bad one
*van gets up* Van: its not over yet!
Raven:um... it pretty much is..
Van: nooooo./.*fake laugh*
*van takes his fist and shoves it in the air he makes a grab motion, then, he punch/pierce his stomich lining and digs inside*
some solder: OMG!!#$!@
*van makes some moaning untill he drags out a large intestine and some other circular organs*
Van: its no over! prepare for trouble and make it double!
Raven: what?
Van: i will kill you! *swings the organ weapon around, trouthing blood on everyone* i will kill you dead!
Raven: fine! *punches van in the face, leaving a scar, van lays there and raven just kickes him*
Van: the pain! i know! *takes asprin and he flys up like superman* badfiobga!
Raven: what?
Van: wevfnbae! *flys toward raven*
Raven: *punches van, making him fall and roll over, then beats van up*
i win! i destoryed an guy! you all will suffer! *goes into shadow and they fly off a horrible path*
Dr.D: *walks up to van* you need more experience as a zoid piot or else youll starve!
Moonbay: what? they didnt even had a zoid battle for a minute!
Dr.D: *slaps moonbay* dont correct me bytch
Moobay: ill teach you not to slap me! *pushes Dr.D off of a starcase*
Dr.D: my L1ver!
( next chapter! a omochao (sonic charater) crossover, plus dr.d goes behind scenes of the pimp life! )
this chaper is dedicated to the hard wokers of the dental foss product:
badfioga
apdigeruogh
theyy doggin it masta style!
(title) Zoids: GUARDIAN FORCE in a nutshell
(author) Chomperz
(DISCLAMER) Zoids and people anything no own | now written in html version!
(fanfic start) (Chapter: FOUR 3)
* a whole batch of tools is laying next to a zoid, the Shield Liger,..some screwdrivers, a wrench, a bong and and four empty packets of ziplock bags*
*van walks by*
Van: *notices* oh hey there! we grown up and kicking ass! aint that cool!?were now facing a really bad ememby called david....err...i ment raven
now that were all grown up, theres no homor now go!
*dr. d walks out*
D: yo im a pimp! a d-i-t-z! pimpin it!
Van: what? *laughs*
D: shut the hell up fool i be doggin it masta style!
now listen up fools there is great evil walkin amongs ourselfs and we ish killin it!
Thomas: isnt that aganist GF rules?
D:*slaps Thomas' face* dont question jo pimp daddy bytch
thomas: my SPINE!!?!#? *collapes on the fllor and spasams*
Fiona: this would cheer you up! *pours salt all over thomas' face*
Thomas: *dies* my face! my horribly beutiful face1!*bleeds*
*raven Appears*
Raven: haha i tricked you all!!
*people stare at him*
Van: who are you?
Raven: *sigh* raven..
Van:...........
Raven: you know the enemy...
irvine: no clue...
Raven: the guy who killed thousands of people!
Van: um...oh! sad--
Raven: NO NO NO RAVEN!! WITH THE BLACK ORGANIOD SHADOW AND I HAVE THE GENO BREAKER! NOW DO YOU REMEMBER??
Dr. D: thats the ememy...
Van: noo......i thinks thats someone else..
Raven: apdigeruogh *throws something at van's head*
Van: *bleeds* OMG THAT RAVEN WHY YOU PEOPLE LET HIM IN???
Raven: *shoves his hands in his face* stupid stupid people
Van: *steps through thomas who was getting up but is now pinned down* you are a mass murder and i (van...) am not letting you (get your foot off of my stomich!)get away with it! you are very (god the pain)evil,
dememted and (get off of me before i see) you probably had a mother (the ring) like MOMMY (helppp...)DEAREST you sick (ughh)phycotic (fgsjbgi)freak!
Moonbay: um... all of that stuff was ( my orgains are crushing) about Hilz...and he wasnt introduced yet!
Van: that maybe hilz (this hurts bad) under distugize! *graps ravens cheek* LETS SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE! *rips it off*
Raven: *drips blood on floor*
Van: opps
Raven: YOU PAY!! *grabs vans wallet and runs off with it*
Van: heY! it had my favorite makeup in it
Irvine:im behind you van!
Van: in what?
Irvine: GO AFTER HIM!
Van: right! *hops on the shield liger*
Dr.D: in order for it to work you have to be IN it
Van: oh.... *gets in and runs off*
Moonbay:........we got really short and bad lines...
*meanwhile*
Van: im after yoou! *runs off in no distinct direction, suddenly the genobreaker appears out of nowhere*
Raven: hah you fell into my trap!
Van: *looks around* welll, this is the worst trap ever!
Raven: look over there!
*a taco bell is nearby*
Van: annnd???
*zeke jumps out of van's zoid and runs to the bulding, faint sounds of horrrible pain commences*
Raven: now without your zoid your powerless! and without power you die! mahhhahahawgha!
Van: well if i die, bury me, put my bones in the cherry tree!
Raven: what? ( confused ) whatever, prepare for your death!
Thomas: (fixed) you cant do this alone!!
Irvine: yeah van, your too stupid and cant figure out which one is raven!
van: okay zeke lets finish him! do that thing where the yellow sticks out of my zoid!
* the blade Does stick out, but when it hits the genobreaker, it just falls off and explodes like the dirty vermen it is *
Van: zeke! why??
*no response*
Thomas: ... maybe if we did that attack formation that failed a bunch of times...
Irvine: yea...
*they all did but one zoid trips on another and they all fall of a cliff*
Van: ahhh *burps&*
*all four hits the bottom of the cliff where the base was.... van and raven fall out*
Raven: aha! your zoid is destoryed and now i will rule the universe! ha ha ha!
Dr.D acctually, research says there is no lifeforms except for those on planet zi so you have no choice but to rule zi.
Raven: what about earth?
Dr.D: thats our food suppy, 90% of what we eat are human!
Moonbay: what kind o-f scientist are you??
Dr.D: a bad one
*van gets up* Van: its not over yet!
Raven:um... it pretty much is..
Van: nooooo./.*fake laugh*
*van takes his fist and shoves it in the air he makes a grab motion, then, he punch/pierce his stomich lining and digs inside*
some solder: OMG!!#$!@
*van makes some moaning untill he drags out a large intestine and some other circular organs*
Van: its no over! prepare for trouble and make it double!
Raven: what?
Van: i will kill you! *swings the organ weapon around, trouthing blood on everyone* i will kill you dead!
Raven: fine! *punches van in the face, leaving a scar, van lays there and raven just kickes him*
Van: the pain! i know! *takes asprin and he flys up like superman* badfiobga!
Raven: what?
Van: wevfnbae! *flys toward raven*
Raven: *punches van, making him fall and roll over, then beats van up*
i win! i destoryed an guy! you all will suffer! *goes into shadow and they fly off a horrible path*
Dr.D: *walks up to van* you need more experience as a zoid piot or else youll starve!
Moonbay: what? they didnt even had a zoid battle for a minute!
Dr.D: *slaps moonbay* dont correct me bytch
Moobay: ill teach you not to slap me! *pushes Dr.D off of a starcase*
Dr.D: my L1ver!
( next chapter! a omochao (sonic charater) crossover, plus dr.d goes behind scenes of the pimp life! )
this chaper is dedicated to the hard wokers of the dental foss product:
badfioga
apdigeruogh
theyy doggin it masta style!