Hello! Im Omochao, and im here to help you!
or, thats what i want people to think................
last time on zoids, it was van on raven action!
and van got his arse kicked! he fell a long...
long... way....
and now, in order to stop raven making snowtracks,
i came from the sonic universe to plannet ze and help!
see you on the battlebots!
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(title) Zoids: Garden Force in a nutshell
(author) Chomperz
(DISCLAMER) Zoids (tommy) and mtv anything no own |Omochao (sega/sonic team) no own
(fanfic start) (Chapter #: Hypnotized curse!@ a5b)
Dr.d: *ahem* i called this meeting cause basicially you all suck.
Moonbay: what?! i kill you! *ill shoot!*
Dr.d: i got skills like that!
Van: seriously gramps...
Dr.d: fine! we need to stop raven and his minions, Hiltz and Rhyss and in order to do that,
i have a little friend for you *picks up a robot, about the size of a computer tower, looks like a robotic chao)
this is omochao and it will help you defeat them!
Omochao:............
Van: for something usefull, this certainly is dull...*pokes it*
Omochao: *wakes up on poke* SUP FOOLS!
all: fjlgh
Omochao: err.. um... Im Omochao, and im here to help you!
Irvine: with what?
Omochao: *faces moonbay* your cooking skills, *now van* your horrible pioting skiils *thomas* your -secret- crush on fiona *fiona* your breath *dr.d* your bones and prostate *irvine* and your bad clothes!
*intense attacks on dr.d happens*
Dr.d: leave me alone! i just want to live a normal boy *wimper*
-meanwhile-
Cyuss: i wonder what is happin-
hiltz: you should know your psychic!
rhyss: stop sterotyping!
Hiltz: jo momma!
*another omochao appears out of puff of smoke*
Omochao: hi im omochao! and im here to help you!
rhyss: wow you know what that means?
Hiltz: jo momma!
Rhyss: *slaps Hiltz* noooo, he can help us destory the world!
Hiltz: okay..*faces omochao* how do i destory the world?
Omochao: i hate myself and i want to die!
Hiltz: srgjowergon um....
Omochao: in order to blow up the world...
Hiltz: yes...
Omochao: ......go in your Organoid!
*after serveral attempted tries, he is in Ambient*
Omochao: now smoke!
Hiltz: well...*falls out*now i know a great sucide attempt...
Rhyss: maybe he'll listen to me...*talks in omochao's non-existant brain*
Go TeLl Us HoW tO dEsTrOy ThE wOrLd....
Omochao: *brief pause* OMG I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!! LALALAL!!~!~
*omochao goes crazy*
Hiltz: yea.... its gonna help us *sarcastic*
Omochao: Zoid EVE! *there! *points at a guy* he kills! hi eve!
Rhyss: god this things annoying *chucks it out of the cliff they hang out on*
Omochao: bai-bai! *smashes on the ground and breaks*
_now!_
Van: so why are left with this annoying thing?
*omochao resurructs!*
Dr.D: cause im busy! MTV is doing a real life doc. on the pimp life! im out! *leaves*
Irvine: (mutters) more like a poser than a pimp..
thomas: maybe if we ask it something it can help!
Van: all right! Omochao! how do we stop raven?
Omochao: what did the birds do to you?
Van: um... how do we stop an evil guy?
Omochao: Zoid Eve! kills everyone!everywhore! *flys around*
Moonbay: this is really sad....
Lifeonmtv!
Dr.D: now, the problem with me is that my **es think they run the place, but my pimp hand always make sure they stay in line!
fkjaif: and you make how much?
Dr.D: more than joo momma! checkout my gucci! *his ordinary clothes with a sign saying gucci*
and my tims! *wearing horribly cut log shoes* i generate 3452452456 cjue (pretend its zoid currency) a week
fkjaif: so thats $2 american?
Dr.D: um... whats that?
+and+
*raven is somewhere, somehow when*
Omochao: (rapid appear) Hi! Im Omochao! and i know how to defeat van!
Raven: *heart attacked* gsv fbbbbb
Omochao: ^_^
Raven: you know how to destroy van?
Omochao: yep!
Raven: how?
Omochao: i dont know... im asking you!
Raven:........
Omochao: use a knife!
*raven, horribly depressed by lack of help....sits, cups hands on face... and cries*
Omochao: i deep people!
(will anything happen and will omochao help someone? find out??)
(fic end)
Omochao: hi im omochao! welcome to my world!
* a big Room in white appears, so do people*
Van: where are we?
Moonbay: my eyes hurt..
Thomas: GOD ZEKE YOU LANDED ON MY SPINE!! dfosvjesthdt!!
Raven: .........i perfer black..
Omochao: now you all can create your world!
*markers appear*
Van:....this is babyish...*takes marker and throws it... but makes a 3d trail*
( a song appears) i wanna do things differently...(blah blah)
*now everyone plays with them*
(END)
fiona: im pissed. i didnt say ONE thing in this piece of crap and you know what. ***k this.
***k you chomperz, ***k you cast (signs of van wimpering) ***K this ***t im leaving!
Police: Free speech is a crime!
Fiona: no its not.....
.....
...
at least not here...
or, thats what i want people to think................
last time on zoids, it was van on raven action!
and van got his arse kicked! he fell a long...
long... way....
and now, in order to stop raven making snowtracks,
i came from the sonic universe to plannet ze and help!
see you on the battlebots!
------=-=-=-=-=-=-=-===-=----------
(title) Zoids: Garden Force in a nutshell
(author) Chomperz
(DISCLAMER) Zoids (tommy) and mtv anything no own |Omochao (sega/sonic team) no own
(fanfic start) (Chapter #: Hypnotized curse!@ a5b)
Dr.d: *ahem* i called this meeting cause basicially you all suck.
Moonbay: what?! i kill you! *ill shoot!*
Dr.d: i got skills like that!
Van: seriously gramps...
Dr.d: fine! we need to stop raven and his minions, Hiltz and Rhyss and in order to do that,
i have a little friend for you *picks up a robot, about the size of a computer tower, looks like a robotic chao)
this is omochao and it will help you defeat them!
Omochao:............
Van: for something usefull, this certainly is dull...*pokes it*
Omochao: *wakes up on poke* SUP FOOLS!
all: fjlgh
Omochao: err.. um... Im Omochao, and im here to help you!
Irvine: with what?
Omochao: *faces moonbay* your cooking skills, *now van* your horrible pioting skiils *thomas* your -secret- crush on fiona *fiona* your breath *dr.d* your bones and prostate *irvine* and your bad clothes!
*intense attacks on dr.d happens*
Dr.d: leave me alone! i just want to live a normal boy *wimper*
-meanwhile-
Cyuss: i wonder what is happin-
hiltz: you should know your psychic!
rhyss: stop sterotyping!
Hiltz: jo momma!
*another omochao appears out of puff of smoke*
Omochao: hi im omochao! and im here to help you!
rhyss: wow you know what that means?
Hiltz: jo momma!
Rhyss: *slaps Hiltz* noooo, he can help us destory the world!
Hiltz: okay..*faces omochao* how do i destory the world?
Omochao: i hate myself and i want to die!
Hiltz: srgjowergon um....
Omochao: in order to blow up the world...
Hiltz: yes...
Omochao: ......go in your Organoid!
*after serveral attempted tries, he is in Ambient*
Omochao: now smoke!
Hiltz: well...*falls out*now i know a great sucide attempt...
Rhyss: maybe he'll listen to me...*talks in omochao's non-existant brain*
Go TeLl Us HoW tO dEsTrOy ThE wOrLd....
Omochao: *brief pause* OMG I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!! LALALAL!!~!~
*omochao goes crazy*
Hiltz: yea.... its gonna help us *sarcastic*
Omochao: Zoid EVE! *there! *points at a guy* he kills! hi eve!
Rhyss: god this things annoying *chucks it out of the cliff they hang out on*
Omochao: bai-bai! *smashes on the ground and breaks*
_now!_
Van: so why are left with this annoying thing?
*omochao resurructs!*
Dr.D: cause im busy! MTV is doing a real life doc. on the pimp life! im out! *leaves*
Irvine: (mutters) more like a poser than a pimp..
thomas: maybe if we ask it something it can help!
Van: all right! Omochao! how do we stop raven?
Omochao: what did the birds do to you?
Van: um... how do we stop an evil guy?
Omochao: Zoid Eve! kills everyone!everywhore! *flys around*
Moonbay: this is really sad....
Lifeonmtv!
Dr.D: now, the problem with me is that my **es think they run the place, but my pimp hand always make sure they stay in line!
fkjaif: and you make how much?
Dr.D: more than joo momma! checkout my gucci! *his ordinary clothes with a sign saying gucci*
and my tims! *wearing horribly cut log shoes* i generate 3452452456 cjue (pretend its zoid currency) a week
fkjaif: so thats $2 american?
Dr.D: um... whats that?
+and+
*raven is somewhere, somehow when*
Omochao: (rapid appear) Hi! Im Omochao! and i know how to defeat van!
Raven: *heart attacked* gsv fbbbbb
Omochao: ^_^
Raven: you know how to destroy van?
Omochao: yep!
Raven: how?
Omochao: i dont know... im asking you!
Raven:........
Omochao: use a knife!
*raven, horribly depressed by lack of help....sits, cups hands on face... and cries*
Omochao: i deep people!
(will anything happen and will omochao help someone? find out??)
(fic end)
Omochao: hi im omochao! welcome to my world!
* a big Room in white appears, so do people*
Van: where are we?
Moonbay: my eyes hurt..
Thomas: GOD ZEKE YOU LANDED ON MY SPINE!! dfosvjesthdt!!
Raven: .........i perfer black..
Omochao: now you all can create your world!
*markers appear*
Van:....this is babyish...*takes marker and throws it... but makes a 3d trail*
( a song appears) i wanna do things differently...(blah blah)
*now everyone plays with them*
(END)
fiona: im pissed. i didnt say ONE thing in this piece of crap and you know what. ***k this.
***k you chomperz, ***k you cast (signs of van wimpering) ***K this ***t im leaving!
Police: Free speech is a crime!
Fiona: no its not.....
.....
...
at least not here...