Hi! Im Van!

An unintellegent mofo!

Last time on zoids, dr.d made a really bad

Robot sent on destorying us!….wait…

That didn't happen…

(title) Zoids: Garden Force in a nutshell

(author) Chomperz

(DISCLAMER) Zoids no own |Omochao no own

(fanfic start) (Chapter #:dub I dub)

--------==========the chrismas episode!! Lets holiday!=======----

*everyone is doing something till a little boy falls from a roof*

??:ow!

Van: *appears* are you okay?

??: van?

Van: Aojdhawkjf!! How do you know my name?

Rudolf: its me, Emperor Rudolf!

Van: ohh…

*omochao appears*

Van: OH NO!

Rudolf: whats that?

Van: it's the evil face of satian! 666!!

Rudolf:… that's it name?

Van: noo…its omochao….don't go near it!

Rudolf: *pets omocho* hey there..

Omochao: to eat hay, jump off the cliff!

Rudolf: waa..

Omochao: cheese explodes with weeze…

Rudolf: how dare you disrepect me! Im the emperor!

Omochao: emperor strikes back! Dun Dun Dun-Dun *and while doing star*wars routine, omochao pushes rudolf off the cliff*

Rudolf: ahhhhh!

Omochao: im helpful ^_^

Van:……

*Later, rudolf busts in the door to the base while dr.d is telling about plans to stop raven… hes talking to himself and doesn't even notice the other people have been doing other things*

Rudolf: WHO CREATED THAT HORRIBLE THING

Dr.D: I did! It called the omochao, designed to help in combat shituations!

*rudolf starts to whoop dr.d*

Dr.D: spleen!!! Ahh!

Rudolf: and that's what you get for making something horrible! Nayh!

Dr.d: my neck my back my eojhd and my crack!

All: ….

*raven appears*

Raven: IM GONNA KILLY OU ALL IM MANICA!

Van: wa-

Raven: djgsbrd *cuts Van's……plate…of something*

Van: hey!

Dr.D: van what did I tell you!

Van: N o t h I n g.

Dr.D: good, let that be a lesson.

Omochao: *holding Irvine, Moonbay and Thomas* look what I found in the trash! *drops it on raven*

Raven: drat. And I wouldve gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Moonbay: yay! We defeat raven!

Irvine: wait… that was too easy… are you sure that was him?

Moonbay: duh….

Van: Irvines right… this is a trap!

*so everyone stood still for an hour*

Raven: see… no trap… now let me go!

Van: noo!

Raven: fine… *cough* ILL SHOOT!

Van: gah! *falls and collapeses*

Irvine: not the ILL shoot! Run!

Moonbay: wa-

Irvine: Run *grabs almost everybody and runs the door but falls*

Fiona: nice going…

*raven gone*

Dr.D: see irvine, the Ill shoot is fake…and just a decoy.

Irvine: why is van insane then?

Dr.D: uhhh…….i dontknow..

Van: hey look! Its raining cocine! *attempts to snort the snow* it melts…

Thomas: right…..we need to catch raven or else!!

Omochao: look what I found in the trash! *holds raven* I think its dead

Raven: let me go now!

Moonbay: you go to jail right now!

Raven: okay… *walks off*

Van: now what?

Omochao: lets holiday!

All:?

Omochao: lets celebrate christmas!

*since its not earth, theres no christmas*

Van: how do you do that? What is it?

Omochao: christmas is about caring about others caring about! And the best way is to put things in boxes and throw them at old ladies! Then, say its for you!

Dr.D: odd concept….lets do it!

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*everyone is gathered outside with presents in wrapping waiting for anyone to walk down the street…which is odd cause there was no street…since omochao said it was about 'sharing and caring' they let raven in on the 'present giving'*

Kid: *walks down street* I want some food…

Van: I throw this at him! *tosses a present that contained quicksand*

Kid: raining presents! *trys to grabs it, but it pops on the kids hand , spilling the quicksand everywhere and sinks the kid…. Making him go away*

Van: he liked it! ^_^

Irvine: um… I think you just killed someone..

Raven: another one! This ones mine! *tosses presents containing stones*

Kid 2: wow! *gets hit and ends up doing flips* ahh! My schjoat! *foams at mouth*

Moonbay: omochao, are you sure this is safe

Omochao: …………..no…im helpful!
Van: I don't see anything wrong. *tosses a present containg chair at another person*

Cop: hey you kids,! That's illlegal! Stops!

Dr.D: run!

(what happens next? Will they get caught? see next chapter!)

(screw it, we'll tell you now)

Irvine: im hit!

Cop 2: ill police brewtality you into jail!

*the gang gets lock up in the pentwagon*

Fiona: help!

Van: oh no! *hit*

(find out what they do now! Next chapter one won oh four! See you on the battlefield!)

van: hi! My name is van and I like to, on the behalf on all of us on zoids! Is to wish!

Moonbay: *wispers to van* to wish merry christmas!

Van: who's mary?