I don't own Yugioh or the characters. Just the story I wrote. ^_^
ARI: my split bad side.
Chickens: me
ARI: Hey, we gonna continue the story.
Chickens w/ bruises: yeah?
ARI: -_- yes, stupid. We are.
Chickens: just don't hurt me
ARI: I won't. I'll just hit you here! * Strikes at base of the neck *
Chickens: X_X agh!!!
Characters: Anzu, Yugi, Yami, Bakura (a.k.a. Yami Bakura), Ryou
(regular Bakura), Jounichi, Mia, Bandit Keith, Kaiba, Mokuba, and
Honda.
Last time.
Jounichi cast a curse on Mia, who showed up to just hang out, to cause
the boobs to enlarge! * Dum Dum Dum! * The Yamis and Kaibas are there
too. And we left about.HERE!
Yami- Dammit! Who cased a curse?
Jounichi- I did. What did I do wrong?
Yami grabs Jounichi and starts to choke him.
Yami- You stupid mother-
Yugi- Hey no bad words, other than damn, dammit, ass, hell, and shit.
Okay?
Yami let's go of Jounichi- Fine. Now, what curse did you cast?
Jounichi- uh, fee fie foe. Make someone's breasts grow.
LCoLaaHN. (Loud crack of lighting and a horsed neighed.)
Yugi- Someone got pumped.
Jounichi- How about this one: eha esto domey a, bring the author here
eh?
LCoLaaHN
Chickens: Huh? Why am I here?
Yugi- Who the hell are you?
Chickens: Chickens is my name and favorite word.
Jounichi- Who the hell would name their kid Chickens?
Chickens: My parents.
(Everybody falls anime style.)
Yami- Well figures don't it?
Yugi-Yeah I guess so
Chickens: Who's the hot chick?
(Chickens get slapped with a large fan.)
Mia- For that, you get a live octopus in your pants for 10 min.
Chickens: No, no, not that! No crap that.stings.like.hell!
Jounichi- That is the oddest thing in the world.
Kaiba- Did you figure out why we're here?
Yami- No you stupid bastard writer! Off! Get the hell off!
Chickens: Help! Its burns, it burns!
Yami grabs Chickens and slaps repetitive (more than once)
(10 min. l8er.)
Mia- Sorry for that. I just wanted to be treated as a person, not a
thing.
Chickens: My molestake. (Covers mouth)
Mia w/ blood vessel- What!
Chickens: you have a mole on your right cheek.
Mia screams.
Yugi- Good thing we have the next couple days off to sort this out.
Jounichi w/ bruises- ow.
Mia- You shouldn't have given me that mole.
What about Anzu? I gave her something too. * Smirks evilly *
Anzu grabs Jounichi and starts to beat him up- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU
DO TO ME YOU SICK PERVERT!?!?!?!?!?
ARI: He made me appear and made you to---
Anzu w/ hearts around head: Yugi can I give you a lap dance? And you
Yami? * Flickers eyelashes *
Yugi- Gulp.
What's next? Why did Jounichi make ARI the badass and Chickens the
idiot * I herd that! * appear? And why the hell did Jounichi make Anzu
want to give Yugi and Yami a lap dance? * I thought it would be funny.
* Find out other stuff in the 3rd and maybe final chapter of
Curses! YGO!
You know the drill! Review if you want this continued, or tell me this
sucked and hurt my feelings X_X.
ARI: my split bad side.
Chickens: me
ARI: Hey, we gonna continue the story.
Chickens w/ bruises: yeah?
ARI: -_- yes, stupid. We are.
Chickens: just don't hurt me
ARI: I won't. I'll just hit you here! * Strikes at base of the neck *
Chickens: X_X agh!!!
Characters: Anzu, Yugi, Yami, Bakura (a.k.a. Yami Bakura), Ryou
(regular Bakura), Jounichi, Mia, Bandit Keith, Kaiba, Mokuba, and
Honda.
Last time.
Jounichi cast a curse on Mia, who showed up to just hang out, to cause
the boobs to enlarge! * Dum Dum Dum! * The Yamis and Kaibas are there
too. And we left about.HERE!
Yami- Dammit! Who cased a curse?
Jounichi- I did. What did I do wrong?
Yami grabs Jounichi and starts to choke him.
Yami- You stupid mother-
Yugi- Hey no bad words, other than damn, dammit, ass, hell, and shit.
Okay?
Yami let's go of Jounichi- Fine. Now, what curse did you cast?
Jounichi- uh, fee fie foe. Make someone's breasts grow.
LCoLaaHN. (Loud crack of lighting and a horsed neighed.)
Yugi- Someone got pumped.
Jounichi- How about this one: eha esto domey a, bring the author here
eh?
LCoLaaHN
Chickens: Huh? Why am I here?
Yugi- Who the hell are you?
Chickens: Chickens is my name and favorite word.
Jounichi- Who the hell would name their kid Chickens?
Chickens: My parents.
(Everybody falls anime style.)
Yami- Well figures don't it?
Yugi-Yeah I guess so
Chickens: Who's the hot chick?
(Chickens get slapped with a large fan.)
Mia- For that, you get a live octopus in your pants for 10 min.
Chickens: No, no, not that! No crap that.stings.like.hell!
Jounichi- That is the oddest thing in the world.
Kaiba- Did you figure out why we're here?
Yami- No you stupid bastard writer! Off! Get the hell off!
Chickens: Help! Its burns, it burns!
Yami grabs Chickens and slaps repetitive (more than once)
(10 min. l8er.)
Mia- Sorry for that. I just wanted to be treated as a person, not a
thing.
Chickens: My molestake. (Covers mouth)
Mia w/ blood vessel- What!
Chickens: you have a mole on your right cheek.
Mia screams.
Yugi- Good thing we have the next couple days off to sort this out.
Jounichi w/ bruises- ow.
Mia- You shouldn't have given me that mole.
What about Anzu? I gave her something too. * Smirks evilly *
Anzu grabs Jounichi and starts to beat him up- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU
DO TO ME YOU SICK PERVERT!?!?!?!?!?
ARI: He made me appear and made you to---
Anzu w/ hearts around head: Yugi can I give you a lap dance? And you
Yami? * Flickers eyelashes *
Yugi- Gulp.
What's next? Why did Jounichi make ARI the badass and Chickens the
idiot * I herd that! * appear? And why the hell did Jounichi make Anzu
want to give Yugi and Yami a lap dance? * I thought it would be funny.
* Find out other stuff in the 3rd and maybe final chapter of
Curses! YGO!
You know the drill! Review if you want this continued, or tell me this
sucked and hurt my feelings X_X.