Title: Of Love And Hate
By: Kim Johnston
Chapter 28: The Greatest Job
"I have a very serious and important job for you six." Magneto says to the group. "Everyone else will be gone to day. You all must complete this job. It can not be failed."
"Sounds dangerous." Logan smirks.
"Of course it is. But I trust you six can handle this job."
"Of course we can!" Pietro yells excited.
"Good. So here are your instruction, good luck." He hands them a envelope. "And Gods mercy." He mutters leaving the room.
Kitty opens up the letter. "Oh he HAS to be joking!"
Rogue snatches it." Watch da kids. Someone'll be back by 9:00pm." Everyone looked at the clock. "But It's not even 8:00am!"
"So a few kids, no big deal." Pietro shrugs.
"Taw kids each." Remy says.
"12 kids!" Pietro yells.
"Yeah. Lets see there's... Storms two, Aiza who's 4 and Aisha who's 5." Kitty says.
"Betsy's Ella who's only 3." Pietro nods.
"Kurt and Amanda's Alex 9months, Devin, Malay and James all 2." Rogue says holding up four fingers.
"Jean's Rachel who's 7 and Nathan who's one." Remy says.
"Raven and mines Tyler who's... 9. Then her Sandra who's 6 and Lilly who's 4." Logan shrugs. "Yeah, That's 12."
"Sure as blood hell is hot it is 12!" Pyro says and gulps. "Against us six?"
"It'll be fun Pyro." Kitty laughs.
"No. Its mass murder! They'll bloody slaughter us!"
"Chill dude. It'll be fine." Pietro says laughing.
"I've watched Tyler and Rachel before mates! they know how to act when mum and dad be gone! EVIL!"
"Hey, you just called my son evil." Logan blinks.
"He is! He cut the butt out of me pants while Rachel held me down and cut me hair!" Pyro holds his hair.
"It'll be fine." Kitty says again.
-Kid Section-
"Daddy Logan!" Tyler, Sandra and Lilly yell running over.
"Hey." He answers with a smile.
"Hello uncle Pyro." A evil smiling Rachel says walking over, hands behind her back innocently.
Pyro gulped and hide behind Kitty. "Hey, Racheal."
Kitty rolled her eyes and picked up the crying Alex. "He's so cute." He pees and it leaks through onto her shirt. "Nasty! Oh, and I didn't bring another shirt!"
The triplets emerge shouting incoherently and pointing to the balcony, which is open. Rogue follows them in time to see the five year out Aisha standing on the balcony looking a whole hell of a lot like Storm. She was getting ready to; 'Fly like mommy!'. As her brother yelled, "Fly sissy! Fly like mommy!" Rogue caught her and pushed them all inside then locked the balcony door.
"But mommy can fly!" Aisha yells in the childish version of I-can-do- anything-she-can-do!
"Yer not yer mama." Rogue says firmly.
"Mommy fly!" Aiza, Aisha and Rachel scream acting like planes and going around and around Rogue.
"My mommy fly higher!." Racheal says jumping around as she 'flies'.
"She lie! My mommy does!" Aisha yells jumping on Racheals back. They fall on to the hard wood floor in a heap and start to cry as booboos show.
"mommy change!" Lilly yells. Sandra agrees.
"Our mommy better." Sandra adds sticking out her tongue.
"My mommy the best!" Ella says, "She know swords."
"My daddy know swords!" Tyler yells. "And he have knifes in his hands! He better!"
"Daddy vanish!" James and Devin yell.
"Daddy got lasers!" Racheal says. "Aisha's daddy dead!" She laughs as Aisha cries but cries once Aisha throws a well aimed punch into her jaw and knocks a tooth loose.
"ENOUGH!" Remy yells. All the kids cry.
"He yell at us. He mean to us!" All the 2 to 5 year olds cry.
"He's a big meany!" Racheal says kicking his shin. Remy yelps and hops around.
"Yeah! Big poo poo head!" Tyler chimes in and kicks Remy in the jewels.
"Merde, Gambit down fer da count." Remy moans going to his knees. The guys wince and Rogue shakes her head.
"Evil." Pyro coughs.
"Uhh... Pietro?" Kitty asks.
"...Playtime! Outside." Pietro directs the kids out the door. He turns back around. "Logan, Pyro, follow me. Kitty, Rogue... Fix breakfast. Gambit... Stay down man."
They all agree and get to it. The girls fix scrambled eggs, toast, bacon, oats, and fried ham. Rogue did most of the cooking due to Kitty's lack of cooking skills.
"This nasty!" Lilly screams squirming in her seat.
"I no hungry." Malay says not touching her food.
They all yell different things few eating. And then they run off to play. "Aunty Rogue! Ella's playing in the pool." Tyler says running in.
Kitty and Rogue exchange looks. "Pool..." Rogue follows Tyler outside to find Ella in a pud puddle covered from purple hair to toe in the thick goooy mud.
"GROSS!" Pietro yells.
"Yea need a bath suga." Rogue says eyeing the child.
"Carry me!" Ella said throwing herself on Rogue. Rogue closed her eyes as the mud got all over her. She obeys and mutters. "Mah new shirt."
-Later-
"Uncle Pyro! Racheal's locked in the bathroom!" Sandra yells.
"How'd she..." Pyro shakes his head and goes to get a screw driver. he takes the handle off the door and opens it. Rogue screams and grabs her shirt throwing it across her chest. Pyro and Rogue see Racheal and Sandra laughing as they run off. Remy and Pyro exchange a few words...
"HELP!" Kitty yells tied up in string and being tickled by the kids. Logan slices through the string. He gets hit by a trashed piece of ham that has baby poo on it.
"Dere's taw many of dem." Remy says parinoide.
"I agree mate!" Pyro yells and looks around. "Where's Pietro? Have they got 'em?"
"No idea." Kitty yells. They had to yell over the screaming battle cries of the few children playing Cowboys and Indians.
-Outside-
Pietro pulls Azia out of the mud and sends him to get cleaned up. He blocks Devin, then James but Malay gets past him and then pulls his pants down as she cries because the mud had gone up her dress and in to her panties. She screamed. She slung them off along with the dress and rolled in the mud before yelling 'Uncle Pietro has on a thong!' and running all around the yard.
Pietro growls trying to block the boys and catch Malay.
-Later-
"Yeah, ok I'll be there." Logan says into the phone.
"What?!" Kitty screams. "You can't leave us!"
"We're already out numbered bloody 2:1!" Pyro agrees.
"Gambit. Gonna. Blow. Dem. Up. Give 'em a pretty shinny card and den get da hell out of da way." He says shuffling through his cards as he stands in the door way to the living room in high heals and makeup all over his face.
"Ahm not stopin 'em. Ah agree and any of them who live, I'll drain." Rogue says in a pink shirt and pink blush all over her face.
"Look I can't help in Magneto called. I'll be sure to let him no he's dead though." Logan leaves.
"My father is so dead." Pietro announces.
"Oh yeah." The rest agree.
"Alright. All the kids, next room!" Pietro yells rushing them in. The other sitters follow. They stand guard at the windows and door.
"Dis is da worst job Gambit eva done."
"Ah agree suga. Ah neva want kids now."
"Aunty Kitty! I have to go pee..." Malay says crossing her legs.
"Me too!" Come 3 cries. Tyler, Aisha and Aiza hold themselves.
"Ok." Kitty sighs throwing up her hands in defeat. "Pietro take Tyler and Aiza. I'll take Aisha and Malay"
"I want Aunty Rogue to take me!" Aisha cries throwing a fit.
"Fahne." Rogue leads Aisha off to the bathroom as does Kitty and Pietro.
"It's just us and them mate." Pyro whispers.
"Uncle Pyrooooooooooooooo!" Racheal says walking over head down and hands behind her back, she was crying.
"Uhh...what's wrong Racheal?" He asked moving back.
"It broke." Racheal holds up Pyro's lighter.
"ME LIGHTER! Oh no! Betsy! What have they done ta yea!" Pyro snatches the pieces and turns laying his head on the wall. "They murdered yea! Oh Betsy I neva should have brought yea. Bloody savages! Gambit! Look at Betsy!"
"It's ok hommie. Gambit get yea a new one." Remy holds on to Pyro's shoulder.
"But it won't be Betsy!"
"Shhh..." Gambit comforts Pyro.
"We're gonna end up just like 'er!" Pyro whispers in a paranoid voice.
"I'm sorry Uncle Pyro. Here you can have my baby doll." Racheal says holding up her favorite doll.
"No thanks." Pyro sniffles.
"That was so sick! He made me wipe his butt!" Pietro says.
"So? He's young..." Pyro says.
"HE WASN"T DONE!" The guys gag.
-Later on: Almost 8.-
"Pay backs a bitch isn't it?" Pietro asked as he was busy making the mashed potatoes and green beans. Remy made the chicken and rice and Pyro cooked the stuffing and steaks. Rogue was making sugary dessearts in which to get the kids all hyper right before bed. Kitty sat watching.
"you know just because I didn't cook the eggs all the way through this morning doesn't mean-" Kitty's cut off.
"Yea burnt da noodles." Gambit says.
"I've seen you set fire to cheese." Pietro snorts.
"Kitty suga, yeah know yer lahke a sister ta meh, but yea can't even fix toast." Rogue shrugs.
"I love you shelia, but you burnt the no bake cookies. Your muffins tasted like fish and I swear I blacked out when that sugar cookie hit me in the fore head, I still have the cut." Pyro says.
"Gee thanks." Kitty rolls her eyes.
The kids ate more desert then anything. They had cookies and pies and cake and Mississippi Mud pie. All right before 9.
A few of the parents came in smiling with bags from shoping. The sitters left with huge grins on their faces.
A/N: Ok so a few humor chapter and then on with the story. And get ready for a few turns and twists and junk. Love you all! Kim
3 reviews or 3 days!
By: Kim Johnston
Chapter 28: The Greatest Job
"I have a very serious and important job for you six." Magneto says to the group. "Everyone else will be gone to day. You all must complete this job. It can not be failed."
"Sounds dangerous." Logan smirks.
"Of course it is. But I trust you six can handle this job."
"Of course we can!" Pietro yells excited.
"Good. So here are your instruction, good luck." He hands them a envelope. "And Gods mercy." He mutters leaving the room.
Kitty opens up the letter. "Oh he HAS to be joking!"
Rogue snatches it." Watch da kids. Someone'll be back by 9:00pm." Everyone looked at the clock. "But It's not even 8:00am!"
"So a few kids, no big deal." Pietro shrugs.
"Taw kids each." Remy says.
"12 kids!" Pietro yells.
"Yeah. Lets see there's... Storms two, Aiza who's 4 and Aisha who's 5." Kitty says.
"Betsy's Ella who's only 3." Pietro nods.
"Kurt and Amanda's Alex 9months, Devin, Malay and James all 2." Rogue says holding up four fingers.
"Jean's Rachel who's 7 and Nathan who's one." Remy says.
"Raven and mines Tyler who's... 9. Then her Sandra who's 6 and Lilly who's 4." Logan shrugs. "Yeah, That's 12."
"Sure as blood hell is hot it is 12!" Pyro says and gulps. "Against us six?"
"It'll be fun Pyro." Kitty laughs.
"No. Its mass murder! They'll bloody slaughter us!"
"Chill dude. It'll be fine." Pietro says laughing.
"I've watched Tyler and Rachel before mates! they know how to act when mum and dad be gone! EVIL!"
"Hey, you just called my son evil." Logan blinks.
"He is! He cut the butt out of me pants while Rachel held me down and cut me hair!" Pyro holds his hair.
"It'll be fine." Kitty says again.
-Kid Section-
"Daddy Logan!" Tyler, Sandra and Lilly yell running over.
"Hey." He answers with a smile.
"Hello uncle Pyro." A evil smiling Rachel says walking over, hands behind her back innocently.
Pyro gulped and hide behind Kitty. "Hey, Racheal."
Kitty rolled her eyes and picked up the crying Alex. "He's so cute." He pees and it leaks through onto her shirt. "Nasty! Oh, and I didn't bring another shirt!"
The triplets emerge shouting incoherently and pointing to the balcony, which is open. Rogue follows them in time to see the five year out Aisha standing on the balcony looking a whole hell of a lot like Storm. She was getting ready to; 'Fly like mommy!'. As her brother yelled, "Fly sissy! Fly like mommy!" Rogue caught her and pushed them all inside then locked the balcony door.
"But mommy can fly!" Aisha yells in the childish version of I-can-do- anything-she-can-do!
"Yer not yer mama." Rogue says firmly.
"Mommy fly!" Aiza, Aisha and Rachel scream acting like planes and going around and around Rogue.
"My mommy fly higher!." Racheal says jumping around as she 'flies'.
"She lie! My mommy does!" Aisha yells jumping on Racheals back. They fall on to the hard wood floor in a heap and start to cry as booboos show.
"mommy change!" Lilly yells. Sandra agrees.
"Our mommy better." Sandra adds sticking out her tongue.
"My mommy the best!" Ella says, "She know swords."
"My daddy know swords!" Tyler yells. "And he have knifes in his hands! He better!"
"Daddy vanish!" James and Devin yell.
"Daddy got lasers!" Racheal says. "Aisha's daddy dead!" She laughs as Aisha cries but cries once Aisha throws a well aimed punch into her jaw and knocks a tooth loose.
"ENOUGH!" Remy yells. All the kids cry.
"He yell at us. He mean to us!" All the 2 to 5 year olds cry.
"He's a big meany!" Racheal says kicking his shin. Remy yelps and hops around.
"Yeah! Big poo poo head!" Tyler chimes in and kicks Remy in the jewels.
"Merde, Gambit down fer da count." Remy moans going to his knees. The guys wince and Rogue shakes her head.
"Evil." Pyro coughs.
"Uhh... Pietro?" Kitty asks.
"...Playtime! Outside." Pietro directs the kids out the door. He turns back around. "Logan, Pyro, follow me. Kitty, Rogue... Fix breakfast. Gambit... Stay down man."
They all agree and get to it. The girls fix scrambled eggs, toast, bacon, oats, and fried ham. Rogue did most of the cooking due to Kitty's lack of cooking skills.
"This nasty!" Lilly screams squirming in her seat.
"I no hungry." Malay says not touching her food.
They all yell different things few eating. And then they run off to play. "Aunty Rogue! Ella's playing in the pool." Tyler says running in.
Kitty and Rogue exchange looks. "Pool..." Rogue follows Tyler outside to find Ella in a pud puddle covered from purple hair to toe in the thick goooy mud.
"GROSS!" Pietro yells.
"Yea need a bath suga." Rogue says eyeing the child.
"Carry me!" Ella said throwing herself on Rogue. Rogue closed her eyes as the mud got all over her. She obeys and mutters. "Mah new shirt."
-Later-
"Uncle Pyro! Racheal's locked in the bathroom!" Sandra yells.
"How'd she..." Pyro shakes his head and goes to get a screw driver. he takes the handle off the door and opens it. Rogue screams and grabs her shirt throwing it across her chest. Pyro and Rogue see Racheal and Sandra laughing as they run off. Remy and Pyro exchange a few words...
"HELP!" Kitty yells tied up in string and being tickled by the kids. Logan slices through the string. He gets hit by a trashed piece of ham that has baby poo on it.
"Dere's taw many of dem." Remy says parinoide.
"I agree mate!" Pyro yells and looks around. "Where's Pietro? Have they got 'em?"
"No idea." Kitty yells. They had to yell over the screaming battle cries of the few children playing Cowboys and Indians.
-Outside-
Pietro pulls Azia out of the mud and sends him to get cleaned up. He blocks Devin, then James but Malay gets past him and then pulls his pants down as she cries because the mud had gone up her dress and in to her panties. She screamed. She slung them off along with the dress and rolled in the mud before yelling 'Uncle Pietro has on a thong!' and running all around the yard.
Pietro growls trying to block the boys and catch Malay.
-Later-
"Yeah, ok I'll be there." Logan says into the phone.
"What?!" Kitty screams. "You can't leave us!"
"We're already out numbered bloody 2:1!" Pyro agrees.
"Gambit. Gonna. Blow. Dem. Up. Give 'em a pretty shinny card and den get da hell out of da way." He says shuffling through his cards as he stands in the door way to the living room in high heals and makeup all over his face.
"Ahm not stopin 'em. Ah agree and any of them who live, I'll drain." Rogue says in a pink shirt and pink blush all over her face.
"Look I can't help in Magneto called. I'll be sure to let him no he's dead though." Logan leaves.
"My father is so dead." Pietro announces.
"Oh yeah." The rest agree.
"Alright. All the kids, next room!" Pietro yells rushing them in. The other sitters follow. They stand guard at the windows and door.
"Dis is da worst job Gambit eva done."
"Ah agree suga. Ah neva want kids now."
"Aunty Kitty! I have to go pee..." Malay says crossing her legs.
"Me too!" Come 3 cries. Tyler, Aisha and Aiza hold themselves.
"Ok." Kitty sighs throwing up her hands in defeat. "Pietro take Tyler and Aiza. I'll take Aisha and Malay"
"I want Aunty Rogue to take me!" Aisha cries throwing a fit.
"Fahne." Rogue leads Aisha off to the bathroom as does Kitty and Pietro.
"It's just us and them mate." Pyro whispers.
"Uncle Pyrooooooooooooooo!" Racheal says walking over head down and hands behind her back, she was crying.
"Uhh...what's wrong Racheal?" He asked moving back.
"It broke." Racheal holds up Pyro's lighter.
"ME LIGHTER! Oh no! Betsy! What have they done ta yea!" Pyro snatches the pieces and turns laying his head on the wall. "They murdered yea! Oh Betsy I neva should have brought yea. Bloody savages! Gambit! Look at Betsy!"
"It's ok hommie. Gambit get yea a new one." Remy holds on to Pyro's shoulder.
"But it won't be Betsy!"
"Shhh..." Gambit comforts Pyro.
"We're gonna end up just like 'er!" Pyro whispers in a paranoid voice.
"I'm sorry Uncle Pyro. Here you can have my baby doll." Racheal says holding up her favorite doll.
"No thanks." Pyro sniffles.
"That was so sick! He made me wipe his butt!" Pietro says.
"So? He's young..." Pyro says.
"HE WASN"T DONE!" The guys gag.
-Later on: Almost 8.-
"Pay backs a bitch isn't it?" Pietro asked as he was busy making the mashed potatoes and green beans. Remy made the chicken and rice and Pyro cooked the stuffing and steaks. Rogue was making sugary dessearts in which to get the kids all hyper right before bed. Kitty sat watching.
"you know just because I didn't cook the eggs all the way through this morning doesn't mean-" Kitty's cut off.
"Yea burnt da noodles." Gambit says.
"I've seen you set fire to cheese." Pietro snorts.
"Kitty suga, yeah know yer lahke a sister ta meh, but yea can't even fix toast." Rogue shrugs.
"I love you shelia, but you burnt the no bake cookies. Your muffins tasted like fish and I swear I blacked out when that sugar cookie hit me in the fore head, I still have the cut." Pyro says.
"Gee thanks." Kitty rolls her eyes.
The kids ate more desert then anything. They had cookies and pies and cake and Mississippi Mud pie. All right before 9.
A few of the parents came in smiling with bags from shoping. The sitters left with huge grins on their faces.
A/N: Ok so a few humor chapter and then on with the story. And get ready for a few turns and twists and junk. Love you all! Kim
3 reviews or 3 days!