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Ok last time, if u didn't read the first two, Jonouchi got a cursing book from Anzu, so Honda, Yugi, Yami, Mia, Kaiba, Mokuba, Ryou, and Bakura r at Yugi's house and is being attacked by monkeys! Ok not monkeys, by Jonouchi not being able to control his spell casting wants/needs/whatever-word-makes- u-happy, and the spells already caste by the uncontrollable Jonouchi r......well........odd. Mia's breasts r huge, I mean HUGE! Anzu wants to give Yugi and Yami a lap dance ^_^(), the authors r now in the story, chickens and ARI. The yami's separated from their hikari's body, and the kaibas r w/ yugi and co. oh, in the other chapters Bandit Keith was suppose to show up but he caught the flu and couldn't make it.

ARI: Uh, Anzu. Anzu: What the hell do u want? ARI: Hey calm down bitch! I was gonna say that u wanted to give Yami and Yugi a lap dance. Anzu: Oh, yeah I dunno what came over me. Chickens: He he he I win, hoo hoo hoo ARI takes a big concrete guitar from nowhere and hits Chickens on the head w/ it. Chickens: Owie! That hurts! Yugi: Oy vay. Yami: Uh yugi? Where the hell is Jonouchi? Kaiba grabs Yami: What the hell do u mean "Yugi" you are Yugi you dimwit! Yami: Back off or I'll kick your ass. Bakura snickered: Can I help pharaoh? Ryou: Oh brother ARI stands up from his corner: This is so goddamn ridiculous: walks to kitchen calmly Chickens: ha she boo? Anzu: what? Chickens HA SHE BOO! Every1 sweat drops

In kitchen......

ARI: Damn I swear if I have to go through this again I'd kill my split. ::sips coffee:: Kaiba: What, or who, the hell are you? ARI: Yo momma Kaiba: What did you say to me punk? ARI stands up: Yo momma bee-otch. Kaiba gets in ARI's face: Say that again you son-of-a bitch. ARI: You better ease off my face before sumthin bad happens. Kaiba: Like what? ARI punches Kaiba in the chest: Like that. Yugi: What's goin on here?! ARI: Hey, I gave the man a fair warning. Not my fault if the bitch doesn't back the hell up when I ask him too. Yami: I like him already, he's got a smart-ass attitude. Yugi: Yami please don't make him mad. ARI: Hey, that doesn't bother me as much as the rich guy in the floor. People like that, I try my hardest to see from their point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass. Everybody in the kitchen, except Kaiba, snickers.

In the living room............

Mia: Where the hell is Jonouchi? Anzu: Hey, Honda's missing too. Ryou: and so is Mokuba. Kaiba from the kitchen: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Where's Mokuba?! Mia: We don't know where he is hon, we'll look though. LcoLaaHN ARI: That's a bad sign, right? Mia: No, it's a good sign. ARI: Really? I coulda swore that that meant that Jonouchi is casting a spell. Every 1 runs upstairs and ARI pulls out a cigarette. Chickens steals the rest and takes the one in his mouth: No, that's bad for you, no no no.

Upstairs.......

Oh crap out of time, well, u know the rulez, review and ask for it to continue or let it die out!