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Chapter 3: Going Home With Your New Enemy

Liv was sitting at her vanity in her room the stormy night before the return to Hogwarts, the door opened and someone walked in.

"You really can't keep up the habit of coming in here at night with your girlfriend here, Draco," she said without looking up.

"How'd you know it was me?" his voice came from the shadows.

A flash of lightning enlightened the room and she saw his distressed face.

"Not having second thoughts about the Ravenclaw are you? I thought you weren't supposed to date anyone that wasn't a Slytherin," said Liv.

"Father thinks she goes to Beauxbatons and is a Death Eater's niece or something. He doesn't know she's a Ravenclaw," replied Draco.

"Ah, taken to lying to the old man are you?"

"She heard what you called her and she came to me about it. Why'd you call her a Parkinson clone?"

"Uh, cuz she is one. And she's so weak and clingy she runs to you when the truth is told?"

"How?" Draco asked referring to the first comment and ignoring the latter.

"You really want me to answer that?"

"Yes."

"Well, let's see, they've both been with friends of ours, they are both sluts in my opinion and they both will end up as wenches at the Hog's Head or the Leaky Cauldron."

Draco didn't have a chance to respond to that. As Liv finished, a loud clap of thunder was heard and Ivy rushed into the room.

"Draco, baby, I went into your room and you weren't there," she cooed.

"So why'd you come here? Not scared of the thunder and lightning are you?" Liv sneered while fighting the urge to laugh.

You disgust me, you snake," Ivy said.

"Try lion there, I'm a Gryffindor. And by the way, why is it that Ravenclaw is a raven? I thought they were supposed to be intelligent, couldn't they come up with something more creative? A pig perhaps?" said Liv.

Ivy was about to jump on to Liv and no doubt beat her into submission is it hadn't been for Liv waving her wand and the curtains flying open as a loud clap of thunder and an awesomely bright flash of lightning issued. Ivy jumped into Draco's arms.

"Ah, so you are scared! Well, you see, I rather enjoy the storm, so I'll just keep these open shall I?" Liv said with a smile as she got up and walked past Ivy who was cowering in Draco's arms.

She turned her back to the two and was fiddling with something. A loud sound filled the room and Ivy started shaking.

"Don't tell me you don't like music either," said Liv.

"You call this music?" Ivy said, in what was a feeble attempt at a smart comeback.

"Oh, silly me. You probably listen to German folk music or American western square-dancing or something like that right?"

Ivy blushed but the color soon drained from her face as Liv started singing along in a good voice with the words.

"Cold hard bitch

You're just a kiss on the lips

And I was on my knees

I'm waiting, give me

Cold hard Bitch

She was shaking her hips

And I was on my knees

I'm waiting give me

Cold hard bitch

Just a kiss on the lips

And I was on my knees"

Ivy looked furious as Liv paused the music and said, "Not surprised there's a song about you are you?"

Ivy was taken aback and at a loss for words. She was saved, however, by Draco saying, "Okay that's enough for tonight, let's go, love," and he led Ivy out of the room.

Ivy threw Liv a dirty look, that was returned to her and Draco said, "You're going to regret that, she's mad now."

"Oh, I'm shaking in my Converse Chucks." Liv replied icily.

Draco looked confused and Liv answered his look by saying, "They're a type of shoe. I wear them a lot. You'll see them at school when I get them unpacked."

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The next morning, Liv was standing in the entryway to the Malfoy Manor. She yelled up the stairs for what seemed like the tenth time for Draco and Ivy to hurry. She really wasn't all that thrilled for Ivy to be coming, but she assumed Draco would sit between them in the car.

"I swear to Merlin and all the gods that if you two don't get down here in two minutes, I'll leave with out you. And you can't Floo either, no fireplaces at Kings Cross," she yelled up the stairs.

Finally the two came down with their trunks and saw Liv with just her Louis Vuitton suitcases.

"Where's your trunk?" Draco asked.

"The others are bringing it for me," she replied, not acknowledging Ivy.

"Well, lets go shall we? It's nine thirty and we have about a hour and a quarter drive."

There was a lot of groaning but they all dragged their things down the front steps to where a Rolls Royce was waiting.

"Nice choice," Draco said.

"Yeah, you know I really couldn't decide," Liv said, "It was between the Bentley and the stretch, but I remembered I have one of each at home."

"Oh, poor Liv doesn't have a Rolls-Royce?" Ivy cooed sarcastically.

"Unfortunately, not yet. I can't really decide what I want with it. I have a Bentley, a Lexus SUV and a convertible, a Navigator, a Viper, and soon a Rolls Royce. That's just in the US, though. Here I have whatever, since I haven't got a place of my own yet. I'm really just living with Harry."

"Oh so you are attached to someone?"

"Yes! She already has someone! He'll hear she's trying to get Draco, and, what was his name? Oh, right, Harry-" Ivy thought but was cut off by Liv.

"No such luck there. I'm just staying there until I get my mind made up with whether I want a penthouse in London or a house out here in the country. Aw, who am I kidding," she said.

"What, out of money," Ivy asked with the traces of a smirk.

"No, I'll just get both," Liv said with a shrug.

"What are you filthy rich?"

"You could say that. I've got money in the family. Several, more than I can keep track of, million pounds, oh wait, it was like forty something billion last I checked. As well as about, oh 90 million dollars in the US and several million Galleons. And none of it has to do with crime. What about you?"

Ivy was quiet but saved once again when the car pulled up and the driver opened the door for the three to get in.

Draco and Ivy sat in the seat facing the front of the car; Liv sat so she was facing the back, and Draco and Ivy.

Ivy smiled and snuggled up to Draco, who had no choice but to put his arm around her, causing Liv to roll her eyes and make a gagging noise.

Ivy started talking about something random and Liv dug in her multicolour Louis Vuitton purse and pulled out two squares and a book. One of the squares was white and the other was about half the size of the white one and silver.

"What's that?" Draco asked.

"iPod and my cell phone. I don't want to have only you to listen to and see for this entire trip," Liv replied.

Draco shrugged and Ivy took this as a signal to snuggle closer and put her arm around Draco's middle.

Liv pulled a disgusted look and put the earphones in and flipped her phone open.

She pressed a button on her iPod and held her phone up in front of her for a minute, then pressed a button and lowered her phone.

After about a half hours silence, save for the music that could be heard slightly from the earphones of Liv, Ivy was restless. She leaned closer to Draco, who was looking out the window. She touched his face and he turned.

Liv looked over her book and watched the two. She slowly and subtly reached for her phone. She was just in time in opening it, as Ivy leaned in, with an expression of she was about to eat his face, and captured Draco's lips.

Liv held her phone in front of her and pressed a button again and Draco pulled away.

Liv was still holding her phone in front of her, causing Draco to ask, "So what exactly is that?"

Liv laughed a bit and said, "I own you now."

Ivy and Draco gave her a strange look and she explained. "Picture phone. I can upload them on my laptop, print them, give them to Colin Creevey, and soon, they'll be all over the school. Just don't piss me off and no one will know any better about your little affair. I know you hate kissing people in front of well anything or nothing. Or maybe it's just the plant that you always have your lips on."

She received icy glares but they were at Kings Cross already, so she wouldn't be hexed.

"Jenkins, drop me off first, then make a long circle to drop these two off," Liv said to the driver, who did so.

She exited and retrieved her suitcases then headed to the platform. She couldn't be seen in public with Draco and now with Draco and Ivy. Not just because the sight of the two made her nauseous, it was that not many people knew she and Draco were friends and that they were together over the end of holiday.

She was looking for Harry, Ron and Hermione in a compartment when she spotted a head of red hair talking to a head of black hair.

"Well, if it isn't my favourite friends," Liv said as she leaned in the doorway.

The heads turned.