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Zim was so excited and was making a small, small pill in his lab. He can't wait to feel the energy of insanity he would laugh right away. When he was done making, he held it up in his palm of his small hand and said, "I now called this pill, MINI PILL!" Zim said and broke down, laughing insanity.
"What the hell is going on here?" said Gir.
"I made a Mini Pill... it's not for you. It's for Dib." Zim said, giggling in high pitch of how excited he was.
"I thought you were going to eat his brain and the other children's brains, not made him a cute little pill." Gir said.
"I KNOW GIR! I changed my mind...I just had the clever idea anyways. I'm not going to tell you because you would think it's stupid to do it again." Zim said.
"Do what again?" Gir said.
"I said I can't fucking tell you." Zim said.
"Aw! You said fucking! No, that's bad!!" Gir said.
"Shut up!" said Zim.
"You're too mean." Gir said as he looked down on his feet then smelled something that is his favorite. Tacos.
"TACOS!!! CAN I SNIFF IT AND BUY IT FOR ME?? PLEASE?! MUST...HAVE...TACOS!" Gir said in excitement as he lied down and hold onto Zim's leg.
"No, not now Gir. Let go of my leg." Zim said.
"No, unless you buy tacos for me." Gir said.
"No." Zim said as he dragged Gir held onto his leg.
"YES!" Gir said.
"NO." Zim said.
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"FOR THE FINAL STRAW GIR! NO! OR ELSE I'LL SHUT YOU DOWN!" Zim yelled at Gir as Gir whimpered and stopped begging him.
"Now...by tomorrow...I shall put in his drink...the pill would dissolve and I would wait until he drinks it and then BAM! I'm going into his body..." Zim said as he grinned and was about to laugh except Gir interrupted and asked the question.
"AWW! You're trying to make him dumb!" Gir said.
"So? He's my enemy!! I have a right to make him dumb! Look! I have a license for it!" Zim showed Gir his license and it said, "RIGHTS TO MAKE AN ENEMY DUMB AND EVERYTHING."
"You wrote that, nobody actually does that kind of license." Gir said.
"How come you get so smart, Gir? You never talked so smart before but now this? Hell no, I don't need to hear your lecture. Anyways...back to my line after I said something about the pill." Zim said and he broke down, laughing insanity.
I know!! Short story!!! Sowwie!!! R&R PLEASE!! THWANK U! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! looks around then glares what? Just review it anyways.
Zim was so excited and was making a small, small pill in his lab. He can't wait to feel the energy of insanity he would laugh right away. When he was done making, he held it up in his palm of his small hand and said, "I now called this pill, MINI PILL!" Zim said and broke down, laughing insanity.
"What the hell is going on here?" said Gir.
"I made a Mini Pill... it's not for you. It's for Dib." Zim said, giggling in high pitch of how excited he was.
"I thought you were going to eat his brain and the other children's brains, not made him a cute little pill." Gir said.
"I KNOW GIR! I changed my mind...I just had the clever idea anyways. I'm not going to tell you because you would think it's stupid to do it again." Zim said.
"Do what again?" Gir said.
"I said I can't fucking tell you." Zim said.
"Aw! You said fucking! No, that's bad!!" Gir said.
"Shut up!" said Zim.
"You're too mean." Gir said as he looked down on his feet then smelled something that is his favorite. Tacos.
"TACOS!!! CAN I SNIFF IT AND BUY IT FOR ME?? PLEASE?! MUST...HAVE...TACOS!" Gir said in excitement as he lied down and hold onto Zim's leg.
"No, not now Gir. Let go of my leg." Zim said.
"No, unless you buy tacos for me." Gir said.
"No." Zim said as he dragged Gir held onto his leg.
"YES!" Gir said.
"NO." Zim said.
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"FOR THE FINAL STRAW GIR! NO! OR ELSE I'LL SHUT YOU DOWN!" Zim yelled at Gir as Gir whimpered and stopped begging him.
"Now...by tomorrow...I shall put in his drink...the pill would dissolve and I would wait until he drinks it and then BAM! I'm going into his body..." Zim said as he grinned and was about to laugh except Gir interrupted and asked the question.
"AWW! You're trying to make him dumb!" Gir said.
"So? He's my enemy!! I have a right to make him dumb! Look! I have a license for it!" Zim showed Gir his license and it said, "RIGHTS TO MAKE AN ENEMY DUMB AND EVERYTHING."
"You wrote that, nobody actually does that kind of license." Gir said.
"How come you get so smart, Gir? You never talked so smart before but now this? Hell no, I don't need to hear your lecture. Anyways...back to my line after I said something about the pill." Zim said and he broke down, laughing insanity.
I know!! Short story!!! Sowwie!!! R&R PLEASE!! THWANK U! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! looks around then glares what? Just review it anyways.