Early in the morning a week later from that day, Link fell out of bed and hit the floor with a thud. Wiping the sleep from his eyes and picking the junk from his ears he slugged himself over to the front door and swung the curtain back. The light was strong and blinded him for a moment. When he adjusted to the light he saw the Hyrule Newspaper was lying on the front doormat. With a groan he picked it up and went inside. Link dumped the paper on the table and sat down to read it. On the front page, in bold writing, with a smiling face, was Mido. The headlines said 'Hero born everyday, his time has come' god damn it! Mido! Again! Loud clicks of his lighter and a few tries later the newspaper was lit. When the whole paper was devoured by the flame he jumped and black ashes, which fell to the floor, he jumped on them, then out the door they went.
(I know its not finished. And it's pretty old too. It was started in 2001 like all my other stories. If you like it I suppose I can go on.)