AN: Tuesday Infamous update! Please excuse the short chapter, me have no ideas. I would worship a inspired reviewer if they planted one idea in my head. Thanks!

Disclaimer: I don't own 'My Most Beautiful' by REM. I'm a big fan of REM….

Infamous

Chapter 4: My Most Beautiful (Hiei)

We were driving to Yusuke's school to give a presentation on being safe. It was a basic spiel that I had memorized out of boredom one lonely day at the station. I leaned back and continued to play on the 'solitaire' thing. There are about there things humans got right: sweet snow, pepper spray, and 'solitaire'. I had plans for the extra pepper spray I had gotten from the chief. Kuwabara will never touch Yukina again!

Aoshi was messing with the radio. Not that I cared, though I was technically supposed to be doing that. She smiled when she found the station of her choice.

"I found a way to make you, I found a way! A way to make you smile. I read bad poetry into your machine; I save your messages, just to hear your voice. You always listen carefully to awkward rhymes-" The radio sung softly, I interrupted it.

"Turn it off! Xei was listening to this last week!" I moaned.

"I want to hear it! It's symbolic!" Aoshi retorted.

" 'Symbolic'? You know such large words?" I pretended to be stunned beyond belief.

"Come on! I'm in a 400 level English class! I think I would know what that word meant!" She snapped. I took this opportunity to change the station.

"Now sweet! You're so sugar sweet. You may as well have had kicked me. Listened on your sleeve. You know what you are, you're gonna be a star! You what you are, you're gonna be a star!" The radio sung.

"Argh!" I reached to change the station again.

"Not a REM fan by choice are we?" Aoshi asked me mockingly.

"No!" I flipped the station.

"I wanna be the Minority! I don't need you authority! Down with the moral Majority, 'cause I wanna be the Minority! I pledge allegiance to the underworld, one nation under dog; there of which I stand alone. A face in the crow, unsung, against the mold. Without a doubt, singled out- the only way I know!"

"Now this is a song I can stand…." I remarked.

"Greenday, hmm?" Aoshi raised an eyebrow. I sweat dropped, she had something a bit unexpected planed for me.

Thankfully we pulled into the school's parking lot before much else could happen. Aoshi shoot me an interesting glace and got out of the car.

"Aw crap! Its the cops here to bust us!" Some random kid with a cigarette exclaimed. Yusuke was sitting right next to him. Yusuke looked over his shoulder, in a non-caring manner.

"Oh that guy's a friend of mine, he won't bust us. Though I can't say the same for his partner…." Yusuke gave Aoshi a questioning glance.

"She wouldn't but I would!" Xei poked Yusuke in the small of his back, sending him jumping into the air. I sighed. Xei was going to poke the wrong guy one of these days and I prayed that Koenma had arrangements for that poor soul. "Hi!!" She bounced on her feet. "I'm hear to give a speech on ladies in wrestling! I hope you're there, 'cause I'll need a partner!" She pranced over to where me and Aoshi stood.

"Oh! The stupid safety spiel that no-one ever listens to! Good luck!" She jumped away. "Swing a little more, little more, little Mary- oh! Swing a little more next ta me! Swing a little more, little more, little Mary- oh! Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor!" Xei sung happily.

Hiei and Aoshi sweatdropped.

"Oh God what have I just walked into?" Hiei asked the sky.

AN: Like I said, I'm having a bit of writer's block. If you have any suggestions, let me know. R&R!!