Disclaimer: Um... you guys coulda at least sent me a letter saying you didn't
want to pick me up... Gundam does not belong to me... it belongs to someone
infinitely cooler that I... and I have sun glasses
This is lil mami speaking: Hi hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii ... wow ummmm I still haven't learned to format... help me... some one... any one?
"Hey hey hey! I am not watching this crap today! Wuffie change the channel! No one cares about pandas!"
"Duo, shut up. They're not pandas their polar bears... Onna..."
"Hehe I can't see the white... Sunglasses you know." At that moment Duo Maxwell took off his brand new aviator glasses and polished them. 'I gotta thank Hilde for the rest of her life! These are great... maybe I'll take a vacation with her this winter; I mean its right around the corner anyways. Ahhhh that sounds nice... Just me, her and a sandy beach somewhere.' Duo chuckled silently and went to go pick up Heero, who was currently waiting for him at the preventors' office. 'Man what is his problem! Tomorrow starts break and he's working late – HEY! That rhymes... I knew I was talented...' "Well, looks like I'm here! Time to go get that tight ass and drag him out by his heels!" Duo hopped out of the car and rang the door bell to the office, which was really an old apartment building. They felt no need to make a new one since they only came here to do paper work anyways. 'I wonder what he does in here all the time. I mean come on! There hasn't been a mobile suit fight for two years... I swear if I didn't have Hilde to think about I'd take this guy out to see some real action, like a strip club...I really do amuse myself.' Realizing that it was taking Heero way to long to get down those stairs, Duo called Heero's cell. While it was ringing he decided to play a gag when Heero picked up. "Hello."
"I know where you sleep, Heero... Come to be with me!"
"Duo, I have caller ID on my cell phone.... Baka."
"Hey it was worth a try." Duo laughed out loud. "Get down here! Vacation starrrrts now!"
Click
After a couple of minutes Heero was in the car and on his way home to the penthouse shared with three other guys who loved to eat his chunky monkey ice cream. Kindly provided by Relena, the penthouse was what he called home. 'Relina.' Heero's eyes softened and his shoulders became less tense. Being the gundam pilot that Duo was, he felt more than saw Heero loosen up. "Whatcha thinkin' 'bout buddy? You can tell good 'ol Duo can't cha?" Heero immediately became tense again. "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." "Heero, when you say that... I don't know whether you're joking or not... that's just creepy man" Heero smiled at his good friends comment. 'Did I just acknowledge Duo Maxwell as a friend?? I am getting soft...' He released an audible sigh and noticed that he was indeed in front of his apartment building. 'Home... Fantastic. If my ice cream is gone I might as well find out now so I can walk to the store.' "Duo."
"What is it buddy?" Convinced that Heero was about to tell him what was on his mind Duo turned around full circle (-or as much as you can turn around in the driver seat of a car...) to meet Heero's face.
"Do we still have any chunky monkey ice cream?" "OH GOD!!" He jumped out of the drivers' seat of the car and ran through the garage. "I DIDN'T DO IT! I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" Heero had to smile at Duos course of action, due to the fact that it was him that instilled this fear upon him in the first place. 'Apparently he remembered what happened last time when someone touched my ice cream.' Heero thought. He began his walk out of the parking garage and to the corner store with a smile on his lips.
flashback
"I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS!! PLEASE IF THERES A GOD IN HEAVEN MAKE HIM LET GO!" It was three o' clock in the evening and Heero had just woken up. Not feeling well, the perfect soldier had been in his room for two days trying to sleep a fever off. When he woke up he had an over whelming urge to eat a bowl of ice cream. Chunky monkey to be specific. Yet, it was all gone and Duo Maxwell was said to have had the last bit.
"PLEASE HEERO! TURN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL OFF! I worked to hard on this for it to be spoiled in a fit of rage!"
"WHY DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM??"
"I'M SORRY HEERO IT WAS JUST CALLING TO ME" Duo tried to pull away but was snapped back by his hair. His beautiful hair that he was on the verge of losing. 'Its just ice cream! I can get him another one... oh good lord have mercy upon my hair!'
"ICE CREAM DOESN'T CALL TO YOU DUO! IT DOES NOT HAVE A VOICE! THOUGH THAT CARTON DID HAVE MY NAME ON IT!" Heero lowered Duo's brown braid closer to the mouth of the garbage disposal. He was beginning to think the fever had a larger effect on him than he thought... was it really him trying to force Duos braid down the garbage disposal because he had ate the last of his ice cream? 'Why yes it is me. How surprising...' Heero laughed and let go of Duos braid. As immediately as he started laughing, he stopped. "Let this be a warning to all... Keep your hands off my ice cream." With that Heero trooped back into his room to sleep some more and contemplate what he wanted to do later on that evening. 'After all, he had a whole night to himself... Maybe he would go to the park.'
end flashback Heero had finished paying for his chunky monkey 'good stuff' and was on his way home. He had also picked up a gallon of milk remembering Quatre, who ran out yesterday. Though the gundam pilots had a vast amount of experience in many things, one of them was not cooking. Apparently Quatre never wanted to learn how either. The only experience Heero can remember that evolved Quatre and cooking also involved new kitchen tile behind his stove and one thousand dollars of repair work to his granite kitchen. 'It's so sad to see a man without milk... how else would he eat dinner, lunch and breakfast... after all. They do consist of cereal...' He had decided to take a short cut through the park. Well not really a short cut, but his ice cream was frozen solid and he would like to give it some time to thaw a bit. He sat on a bench and looked up at the barely visible stars of the city. 'Relena. Where are you right now?' For the second time tonight, he loosened up and slacked on the bench a little bit. 'I have break for two months... Is it even possible to imagine seeing you for more than two minutes while I'm on it?' He missed her, and every time he mentioned that to himself he was surprised. 'I can do mostly anything I want to do now. Cry, yell, and beat random people at basket ball... Yet I still can't stop thinking about her... On the other hand, why should I have to?' He rose to off the bench and continued on his way home. When he got to the apartment he checked his mail. (-Junk, junk, junk and a copy of POPSCI-) In the elevator he braced himself thinking of the scene he would walk into this time. Would it be Duo passed out on the couch and Wufei tying his braid to the coffee table? Or Trowa mediating on the coffee table after tying up both Wufei and Duo in the kitchen? 'Why don't I just walk in and find out? I have to move... Sooner or later, I have to move.' Yet he knew he couldn't. Just thinking about leaving his odd companions brought a weird sensation in the bottom of his heart. 'I am turning into a sissy...' He was now in front of his apartment door and unlocking it with a familiar gusto. He walked into total silence, which often meant Trowa was meditating... But tonight something was different. Trowa was not on the coffee table or in the middle of the dining room floor. In fact, no gundam pilot was in sight. Heero pulled his weapon out quickly and started for the kitchen door. When he heard the familiar sound of Quatre's whisper he relaxed and put it up before the others could tease him about being paranoid. He walked into the kitchen and noticed the faces of the men inside. Guilty... As if they were hiding something... But what? Duo was in view, so they certainly were not trying to hide him... In fact it looked like he forgot all about the chunky monkey ice cream episode earlier. 'I know they were not talking about me...' "What were you guys talking about?" Quatre shifted un comfortably in his seat and Duo scratched his nose. 'Sure signs of hiding something.' Heero thought.
"We were actually thinking about going to my place for winter break. You know, give European weather a break and live it up Arabic style...I miss my desert rose..." Quatre said with a dreamy expression on his face. By desert rose he was talking about Dorothy, who Heero thought of as more as a desert vine. With thorns. On the other hand, getting out of Sanq of winter sounded nice. The only thing he would miss is... her.
"Sounds good. When do we leave?" Everyone looked at Heero with a half, relieved half oh my god he's acting compliant look. Tomorrow if we can, Duo has to go pick up Hilde and Relena tonight and Wufei wants to go get Sally.
"I should leave the woman were she is! She hasn't even called me once this week! She does not appreciate me..." Wufei scowled along with his comment. Not a normal scowl... this one was reserved for thinking of Sally. It was unintentionally softer than a normal one.
Relena sat on the couch in her movie room with Hilde who was finally home. They were both in their sleep wear finishing of the series pretear. Hilde was sniffling and Relena was as close to hysterical as she can get. (- Which is not very close at all-) "H-Hilde?" "Yeh-yes Relena?"
"That was so perfect!"
"I kkkkknnnnnnnnoooooowww!!!!!" Both girls were laughing and crying at the same time now. Hilde got up to turn off the DVD player when her cell phone rang. It was Duo calling, she could tell from the ring tone. Her cell phone was up on the second floor and she was down in the movie room, which was basically a basement. "Shit! Relena I'll be right back..." Hilde ran up three flights of stairs only to receive a message from Duo!
Message- "Hilde! Pick up! Where are you? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Better yet... Don't tell me this way I can imagine the things you're doing... Oh this is great..." He broke out into laughter until Hilde heard the sound of someone hitting him. "Getting to the point I'm coming to pick up you and Relena ... TO-NIGHT to go to Quatre's place. Don't worry about packing to much... I am sure anything you didn't pack you'll buy. See ya!"
With that Hilde ran down stairs to tell Relena the news. "Relena! Start packing! We are going to Quatre's place tomorrow! The boys are taking us!"
"The boys? As in all of them? Including Heero?" Relena's eye lit up. 'Heero. Are you going to be there with me? What will you be packing... I'll die before I let you wear those tights again.'
"Hilde call Duo and tell him not to pick us up. We're going to them I gotta help Heero pack...Even if he has nothing but tight jeans and spandex, I'll find something for him to wear." Hilde looked at her friend with awe. 'She must be insane... I knew it she's been over worked.' Hilde plucked her mini cell phone out of her bra and left to the hallway to call Duo.
"Hello Duo? Lets see if we can hook up these kids once and for all... I'm getting sick of them staring at each other..."
"Sure babe! As long as it doesn't interfere with us time... I want plenty of that."
"You get bonus if we get them together within the first week"
"SWWWEEEEEEEEEET! YOU'RE ON!"
"Yea Relena says she's coming over and to stay there. I'll see if I can get her to sleep over after we finish packing here... Much love see you in a bit!"
"Hilde where will she sleep?"
"Heero's room no doubt, he has a couch in there doesn't he?? He can sleep there for one night..."
"Oh perfect! You think of everything... see ya in a bit! Love ya!"
This is lil mami speaking: Hi hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii ... wow ummmm I still haven't learned to format... help me... some one... any one?
"Hey hey hey! I am not watching this crap today! Wuffie change the channel! No one cares about pandas!"
"Duo, shut up. They're not pandas their polar bears... Onna..."
"Hehe I can't see the white... Sunglasses you know." At that moment Duo Maxwell took off his brand new aviator glasses and polished them. 'I gotta thank Hilde for the rest of her life! These are great... maybe I'll take a vacation with her this winter; I mean its right around the corner anyways. Ahhhh that sounds nice... Just me, her and a sandy beach somewhere.' Duo chuckled silently and went to go pick up Heero, who was currently waiting for him at the preventors' office. 'Man what is his problem! Tomorrow starts break and he's working late – HEY! That rhymes... I knew I was talented...' "Well, looks like I'm here! Time to go get that tight ass and drag him out by his heels!" Duo hopped out of the car and rang the door bell to the office, which was really an old apartment building. They felt no need to make a new one since they only came here to do paper work anyways. 'I wonder what he does in here all the time. I mean come on! There hasn't been a mobile suit fight for two years... I swear if I didn't have Hilde to think about I'd take this guy out to see some real action, like a strip club...I really do amuse myself.' Realizing that it was taking Heero way to long to get down those stairs, Duo called Heero's cell. While it was ringing he decided to play a gag when Heero picked up. "Hello."
"I know where you sleep, Heero... Come to be with me!"
"Duo, I have caller ID on my cell phone.... Baka."
"Hey it was worth a try." Duo laughed out loud. "Get down here! Vacation starrrrts now!"
Click
After a couple of minutes Heero was in the car and on his way home to the penthouse shared with three other guys who loved to eat his chunky monkey ice cream. Kindly provided by Relena, the penthouse was what he called home. 'Relina.' Heero's eyes softened and his shoulders became less tense. Being the gundam pilot that Duo was, he felt more than saw Heero loosen up. "Whatcha thinkin' 'bout buddy? You can tell good 'ol Duo can't cha?" Heero immediately became tense again. "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." "Heero, when you say that... I don't know whether you're joking or not... that's just creepy man" Heero smiled at his good friends comment. 'Did I just acknowledge Duo Maxwell as a friend?? I am getting soft...' He released an audible sigh and noticed that he was indeed in front of his apartment building. 'Home... Fantastic. If my ice cream is gone I might as well find out now so I can walk to the store.' "Duo."
"What is it buddy?" Convinced that Heero was about to tell him what was on his mind Duo turned around full circle (-or as much as you can turn around in the driver seat of a car...) to meet Heero's face.
"Do we still have any chunky monkey ice cream?" "OH GOD!!" He jumped out of the drivers' seat of the car and ran through the garage. "I DIDN'T DO IT! I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" Heero had to smile at Duos course of action, due to the fact that it was him that instilled this fear upon him in the first place. 'Apparently he remembered what happened last time when someone touched my ice cream.' Heero thought. He began his walk out of the parking garage and to the corner store with a smile on his lips.
flashback
"I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS!! PLEASE IF THERES A GOD IN HEAVEN MAKE HIM LET GO!" It was three o' clock in the evening and Heero had just woken up. Not feeling well, the perfect soldier had been in his room for two days trying to sleep a fever off. When he woke up he had an over whelming urge to eat a bowl of ice cream. Chunky monkey to be specific. Yet, it was all gone and Duo Maxwell was said to have had the last bit.
"PLEASE HEERO! TURN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL OFF! I worked to hard on this for it to be spoiled in a fit of rage!"
"WHY DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM??"
"I'M SORRY HEERO IT WAS JUST CALLING TO ME" Duo tried to pull away but was snapped back by his hair. His beautiful hair that he was on the verge of losing. 'Its just ice cream! I can get him another one... oh good lord have mercy upon my hair!'
"ICE CREAM DOESN'T CALL TO YOU DUO! IT DOES NOT HAVE A VOICE! THOUGH THAT CARTON DID HAVE MY NAME ON IT!" Heero lowered Duo's brown braid closer to the mouth of the garbage disposal. He was beginning to think the fever had a larger effect on him than he thought... was it really him trying to force Duos braid down the garbage disposal because he had ate the last of his ice cream? 'Why yes it is me. How surprising...' Heero laughed and let go of Duos braid. As immediately as he started laughing, he stopped. "Let this be a warning to all... Keep your hands off my ice cream." With that Heero trooped back into his room to sleep some more and contemplate what he wanted to do later on that evening. 'After all, he had a whole night to himself... Maybe he would go to the park.'
end flashback Heero had finished paying for his chunky monkey 'good stuff' and was on his way home. He had also picked up a gallon of milk remembering Quatre, who ran out yesterday. Though the gundam pilots had a vast amount of experience in many things, one of them was not cooking. Apparently Quatre never wanted to learn how either. The only experience Heero can remember that evolved Quatre and cooking also involved new kitchen tile behind his stove and one thousand dollars of repair work to his granite kitchen. 'It's so sad to see a man without milk... how else would he eat dinner, lunch and breakfast... after all. They do consist of cereal...' He had decided to take a short cut through the park. Well not really a short cut, but his ice cream was frozen solid and he would like to give it some time to thaw a bit. He sat on a bench and looked up at the barely visible stars of the city. 'Relena. Where are you right now?' For the second time tonight, he loosened up and slacked on the bench a little bit. 'I have break for two months... Is it even possible to imagine seeing you for more than two minutes while I'm on it?' He missed her, and every time he mentioned that to himself he was surprised. 'I can do mostly anything I want to do now. Cry, yell, and beat random people at basket ball... Yet I still can't stop thinking about her... On the other hand, why should I have to?' He rose to off the bench and continued on his way home. When he got to the apartment he checked his mail. (-Junk, junk, junk and a copy of POPSCI-) In the elevator he braced himself thinking of the scene he would walk into this time. Would it be Duo passed out on the couch and Wufei tying his braid to the coffee table? Or Trowa mediating on the coffee table after tying up both Wufei and Duo in the kitchen? 'Why don't I just walk in and find out? I have to move... Sooner or later, I have to move.' Yet he knew he couldn't. Just thinking about leaving his odd companions brought a weird sensation in the bottom of his heart. 'I am turning into a sissy...' He was now in front of his apartment door and unlocking it with a familiar gusto. He walked into total silence, which often meant Trowa was meditating... But tonight something was different. Trowa was not on the coffee table or in the middle of the dining room floor. In fact, no gundam pilot was in sight. Heero pulled his weapon out quickly and started for the kitchen door. When he heard the familiar sound of Quatre's whisper he relaxed and put it up before the others could tease him about being paranoid. He walked into the kitchen and noticed the faces of the men inside. Guilty... As if they were hiding something... But what? Duo was in view, so they certainly were not trying to hide him... In fact it looked like he forgot all about the chunky monkey ice cream episode earlier. 'I know they were not talking about me...' "What were you guys talking about?" Quatre shifted un comfortably in his seat and Duo scratched his nose. 'Sure signs of hiding something.' Heero thought.
"We were actually thinking about going to my place for winter break. You know, give European weather a break and live it up Arabic style...I miss my desert rose..." Quatre said with a dreamy expression on his face. By desert rose he was talking about Dorothy, who Heero thought of as more as a desert vine. With thorns. On the other hand, getting out of Sanq of winter sounded nice. The only thing he would miss is... her.
"Sounds good. When do we leave?" Everyone looked at Heero with a half, relieved half oh my god he's acting compliant look. Tomorrow if we can, Duo has to go pick up Hilde and Relena tonight and Wufei wants to go get Sally.
"I should leave the woman were she is! She hasn't even called me once this week! She does not appreciate me..." Wufei scowled along with his comment. Not a normal scowl... this one was reserved for thinking of Sally. It was unintentionally softer than a normal one.
Relena sat on the couch in her movie room with Hilde who was finally home. They were both in their sleep wear finishing of the series pretear. Hilde was sniffling and Relena was as close to hysterical as she can get. (- Which is not very close at all-) "H-Hilde?" "Yeh-yes Relena?"
"That was so perfect!"
"I kkkkknnnnnnnnoooooowww!!!!!" Both girls were laughing and crying at the same time now. Hilde got up to turn off the DVD player when her cell phone rang. It was Duo calling, she could tell from the ring tone. Her cell phone was up on the second floor and she was down in the movie room, which was basically a basement. "Shit! Relena I'll be right back..." Hilde ran up three flights of stairs only to receive a message from Duo!
Message- "Hilde! Pick up! Where are you? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Better yet... Don't tell me this way I can imagine the things you're doing... Oh this is great..." He broke out into laughter until Hilde heard the sound of someone hitting him. "Getting to the point I'm coming to pick up you and Relena ... TO-NIGHT to go to Quatre's place. Don't worry about packing to much... I am sure anything you didn't pack you'll buy. See ya!"
With that Hilde ran down stairs to tell Relena the news. "Relena! Start packing! We are going to Quatre's place tomorrow! The boys are taking us!"
"The boys? As in all of them? Including Heero?" Relena's eye lit up. 'Heero. Are you going to be there with me? What will you be packing... I'll die before I let you wear those tights again.'
"Hilde call Duo and tell him not to pick us up. We're going to them I gotta help Heero pack...Even if he has nothing but tight jeans and spandex, I'll find something for him to wear." Hilde looked at her friend with awe. 'She must be insane... I knew it she's been over worked.' Hilde plucked her mini cell phone out of her bra and left to the hallway to call Duo.
"Hello Duo? Lets see if we can hook up these kids once and for all... I'm getting sick of them staring at each other..."
"Sure babe! As long as it doesn't interfere with us time... I want plenty of that."
"You get bonus if we get them together within the first week"
"SWWWEEEEEEEEEET! YOU'RE ON!"
"Yea Relena says she's coming over and to stay there. I'll see if I can get her to sleep over after we finish packing here... Much love see you in a bit!"
"Hilde where will she sleep?"
"Heero's room no doubt, he has a couch in there doesn't he?? He can sleep there for one night..."
"Oh perfect! You think of everything... see ya in a bit! Love ya!"