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This is lil mami speaking: You like me!! You really like me! I'm not going to say love me because that would just be odd. After all, the only thing you know about me is that I like anime... If you love me for that, then you're just odd. HAHAHAH! Just kidding. 00
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They were off the plane and finally at Winner manor major, which is what that particular estate happened to be called. It was not exactly in the middle of the desert, but you would have to endure at least an hours worth of travel time to get to the nearest village, and three hours worth of travel time to the nearest big city.
"This is too fantastic! TOOOOOO FANNNNTASSSSSTIC!" Duo jumped up in the air and whooped for the second time in forty-eight hours. This time though, when he came back down he was quickly slapped in the back of the head by Wufei. "Contain you excitement onna , be a man...."
"Damnit Wufei can't I have any fun?"
"No."
"But-"
S-M-A-C-K.
Duo continued up the drive way in his mutter-ey way as everyone helped the servants with the luggage. Once they made it up the driveway, Quatre pulled out the keys to the double doors. They were decorated with carved birds. They're eyes were inlaid gems and the feathers were painted with shiny enamel. The rest of the doors were a soft blue glass that made it seem like the birds were flying in a perfect sky with no clouds. 'Well, we all know the richest person in this crowd certainly isn't me...' Relena's hand stretched out to touch the workmanship, but before her fingers even reached the door it flew open and flung her in the air.
"QUATRY-WATY!!!"
"DESERT ROSEY!!!"
Dorothy flew out the door at Quatre at a speed you wouldn't think capable of someone with such un-aero-dynamic eyebrows. (-MAKE NO MISTAKE THOSE BITCHES ARE COMING OFF IN THIS FAN FIC-) Heero caught Relena and they both stared at the newly reunited Quatre and Dorothy. "Seems like they don't need air, doesn't it?" Duo scratched his nose while Hilde, Kitty and Sally were done in by a fit of giggles. Heero put Relena down and Trowa cleared his throat announcing that Quatre's guess were still there. Quatre disengaged himself from Dorothy to address them with the house rules. He asked his best servant Raul to bring the house set of maps and a box of walkie talkies.
"You will each be equipped with one walkie talkie and a map of the house. You will notice that your map is divided into five sectors." The manner of his pacing and speaking reminded the crowd of a young general. Duo had to take advantage of this by mocking him every change he got. "Each colored section has two wings, I know it seems confusing but you'll get the hang of it. Due to the nature of the destructive males using this house, I guess I have to bring up the fact that the only place to fight in this house is in the blue section. That is the fencing room."
"Quatre honey, you didn't leave me a key to the fencing room...It's been locked the whole time you've been gone. That and the armory... Don't you trust me Quaty-Wacky?" Everybody took a step back away from Dorothy. The glint in her eye looked dangerous and everyone knew what could happen if Quatre did not take the exact measures to avoid a Dorothy melt down. Quatre was a pale sticky color and although he was sweating, no one thought it was because of the heat.
"Of course I trust you darling! I just forgot to give you the keys!"
"Oh Quatre! You are so forget full!" She latched back onto him and everybody released a sigh of epic proportion. "Okay! Who's ready to get settled in?" The troops of assorted assassins piled into the double doors and were once again in awe by the architecture of the house. The opening hall was done in a Romanesque style. It was an orderly combination of a dark vibrant blue, pearl white and gold. The ceilings were 16 feet tall and beautiful. This particular one had a mosaic of the sun and clouds. There was a gold crown molding that glinted when sunlight touched it. Chandeliers were placed in positions where they caught the evening light and rainbows exploded against the blue walls.
"Wow Quatre, did a little remodeling after we left?" Duo thought he would have an advantage on sneaking up on Hilde because he'd been here before, but now he thought otherwise.
"Dorothy wanted to give it a more personal touch. How could I say no to such an angelic face?" With that they were once again all over each other in that way teenagers always are. Duo was the first to stop goggling and pick up his luggage.
"Well, I got dibs on the blue room!" Heero snorted at this and showed Duo his map. "Which blue room...?"
"Good point Heero..." Duo looked at the map and took a pen out of his pocket. He X-ed out a room and showed the marked map to Heero. "X marks the spot!" "Oooooooo! I wanna see!" Hilde grabbed it from Duo "Duo, that's the biggest room within the first blue wing! I think it's bigger than my apartment..." "Well, memorize where it is and get your bearings for it in the dark cuz you're gonna be makin' a lotta late night visits!"
"Eww! Duo, get a life. Immediately" She smacked him in the face and walked away to consult Relena on whether she was staying in the pink wing or the yellow one. "Pink... Come on Hilde! Don't you know who I am??" She pointed at her stack of luggage which was nothing but pink and brown Louie Vitton. Custom made for the highest paid customer they had. ( Obviously, Quatre has no Louie... I find that a surprise...)
"Okay guys; get ready dinner starts promptly in two hours! It will take you that long to find your room and get settled!" Most of the crew split up in two directions. Before they split, all their maps were marked and labeled with each other's rooms. Kitty and Trowa headed to the red, Hilde and Relena to the pink, Sally and Wufei to the yellow, Duo and Heero to the blue.
DUO AND HEERO: FINDING ROOMS "Why oh why didn't I get a room with Hilde! I'm such an idiot! Duo smacked his forehead repeatedly. After it appeared that he was done, Heero smacked him once more to assure him that he had done something stupid. "What was that for?!"
"To assure you that you knew you did something stupid."
"Damn it! First I have to be a man and now I have to get assured of my stupid ness! What else have I done to deserve a smack!?"
"Well, that out burst would have got you one, but I think you're in a sensitive state right now and only god knows what you would do if I smacked you again..."
"Good point."
"Hn."
- TO BE CONTINUED-
SALLY AND WUFEI: FINDING ROOMS "Wufei?? There's an orange lining on the wall... I think we're in the wrong place..." In preparation for Wufei's rage she straightened up to full height and put on an I-know-a-lot-more-because-I'm-older look while she walked behind him. Just as she expected, he turned around and the skin on his nose and upper cheeks were visibly red. 'I better be ready to prove my case...' Sally mentally rolled her eyes along with the comment that she knew she could not voice even silently.
"What did you say? I think I misunderstood you. If not, you are assuming that we are... Lost?" Wufei raised his hands and cupped his cheeks in mock surprise. Sally only looked at him with the same face.
"Wufei, I am not saying that we are lost. We can't be lost, we have a map. I'm just saying we strayed a little off the pa-"
"You're saying that we're lost! Don't you trust me? Or is my masculine manner of finding things confusing you?"
"Wufei, calm down, why does gender always have to do with something?"
"BECAUSE SALLY! YIN AND YANG DICTATE EVERY THING! MAN AND WOMAN! RIGHT AND WRONG! DARK AND-"
"I SAID CALM DOWN LITTLE BOY! I CAN BE A LOT LOUDER THAN YOU!"
"Yes mam."
"NOW TURN LEFT AT THIS HALWAY" Sally pointed at the next right. Before she subdued him and he was yelling about yin and stuff, she examined the map and saw where they went wrong.
"WALK, MISTER!" Wufei sulked through the rest of the walk to the rooms while Sally smiled behind him. 'Behind every arrogant shovanist bastard, there's a woman with a loud mouth...'
They finally made it to their set of rooms. They chose two rooms that were connected through the bathroom. Though they were in a yellow sector, the themes of the rooms were anything but yellow. They seemed to be catered to Sally and Wufei's taste. Wufei's room was very masculine. The bed, desk and side tables were made out of a dark cherry wood. The majority of the furniture was broad shouldered and tall. Lamps in the room were softened by shades with realistic paintings of ducks in ponds or ducks flying in the air. The bed was enormous. It was a four poster bed made out of a wood that Wufei could not identify. There were only four pillows, all of which were made of cotton and stuffed till thick and comfortable with down feathers. The comforter was thick, but not thick enough to be a problem if you wanted to move it over to the fire place.
'A fire place... How nice.' Wufei was extremely fond of smores. Sally had first made them when they went on a mission to scout out a rebel group trying to over throw the prime minister of Malaysia. He was hoping that they could make some tonight or tomorrow. Better yet, maybe both tonight and tomorrow night. He liked that idea the best. Noticing the carvings on the fireplace from far away, he went to examine it more closely. The fireplace in a whole was made out of Marble with a top shelf that was wooden.
Meanwhile, Sally was checking out her room. It was a pale rose pink that resembled the color of clouds at sunset. Running parallel to the crown molding was a strip of wallpaper with a pattern of roses that glinted like pearl in the sun light. Her room was modeled Victorian style and had a victrolla that doubled as a radio. The clock in her room was an antique grandfather clock that had an ivory white face ( 'I doubt it's ivory, Quatre doesn't have the heart to buy something like that...') and charcoal black roman numerals.
'This is amazing...I wish I could take this home with me...' Her bed was a sleigh bed made out of a dark cherry wood. It was loaded with pillows of all different sizes and materials. The comforter was a silk filled with goose down. It matched the main cloud pink colors of the walls. Her dresser matched the bed and had a collection of trinkets popular to the time period her room came out of. 'Face powder...Old perfumes...Classic novels... Dorothy has outdone herself!' She raised her eyebrows and wondered if Dorothy was a different person after all. 'Quatre really knows how to melt someone's heart.'
A/N: sigh I'm sorry that took so long, writers block is a bitttttccccccch!! I know that there was some one who reviewed that was willing to edit my grammar! I NEED YOU!! Also, vote!! Tokil Dorothy's eyebrows? Or not to kill Dorothy's eyebrows?