Aside from Epilog Two:
Girl Talk/Boy Talk

Part 3
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Meanwhile, in the living room, the boys had worked their way through so awkward small talk until they landed on a subject they could agree on. Sharing what they consider their strangest or craziest moment which somehow involved sex. Because both Matt and Gordo were virgins, the subject was expanded to include all things sexual.

Gordo went first. While people would sometimes forget, Gordo did have moments that reminded people that he was a teenage boy. He still remembered the look on Miranda's face when, back in 7th grade, he agreed with her that Kate was "stacked". Or rather, at the WAY he agreed. He easily drew from that part of himself for his story. "Okay, well, while we're normally careful, we had a close call that I think counts for my craziest."

"You mean what happened in the living room?" Ethan asked.

"How do you know about that?" Gordo wasn't upset, but genuinely curious, as he didn't remember telling either Ethan or Larry.

"I was at the park when Clair taunted Lizzie about it. You guys briefly expanded what she was talking about after she left, remember."

"Oh, right. No, that wasn't crazy, just embarrassing. This was a close call that was crazy because of what Lizzie did. Matt, you might want to cover your . . ." He didn't finish his comment before Matt had his ears plugged. "Right. First, there's something you need to understand about Lizzie, or this will be impossible to believe. Most of the time, she's still the some good-girl Lizzie everybody's known for years. But when we're alone, she becomes a very erotic, very sexual person. And this is developing into including that stubborn, daring streak of hers."

"Daring? Lizzie?" Larry remarked.

"Don't you remember all that footage from the Rome trip?"

At the reminder, Larry remembered a couple of stories from the late night euro-music news show he watched. "I remember both Lizzie and Miranda were very mad at me about it the first time I teased her about it, so I dropped the subject."

"That's just one example of what I'm talking about. When she gets an idea in her mind, she'll do almost anything, no matter how crazy, to reach her goal. Well, one day at school last week, Lizzie and I had both been feeling horny all day. I have no idea why we were, but we both couldn't help flirting, kissing, and touching each other every chance we had. We were getting so open and suggestive with our behavior that we were both warned about it, Lizzie getting hers from Ungermeyer."

"I've gotten one of them from her." Larry admitted. "Not fun."

"Fun or not, it didn't do much to cool down Lizzie or me. By the time school let out, we couldn't wait to be alone. So we asked Miranda to drop us off at my house before she went to get Matt. The place was still empty, and we wasted no time going from the front door to my room. And I'm not kidding when I say that I think it was less than a minute after my door was closed that we were in a sixty-nine."

"Damn. Bet neither of you needed much time before you came, either."

"That's where we get to the craziest part. Just after she swallows my load, and while I'm still working on her, the phone rings. I'm expecting that we'd just ignore it, and let the machine get it. But on the third ring, Lizzie answers it!"

"You're kidding!?!" Ethan exclaimed.

"No, and even better, I can hear what she's saying enough to know that it's her mom on the other end."

"WHAT?"

"I couldn't believe it, either. And when I stopped licking, she used her legs to let me know she wanted me to continue. So there she was, getting eaten by the guy she just finished blowing, while trying to talk to her mom like nothing was happening. I can't believe she got away with it, but she did. Jo must have asked her why she was here, because I heard Lizzie tell her something about studying for a test. And Jo must have bought it, because Lizzie got off the phone right after telling her that." Then Gordo allowed a sly grin to cross his face. "Then Lizzie GOT OFF just seconds after that." After letting the two listeners react, he returned to normal tones. "And if Jo suspects anything, I haven't been cornered about it. But it was still uncomfortably close for me, so after Lizzie came down from her orgasm, I told her to let the machine get it from now on."

"I just can't believe Lizzie would do that." Larry remarked.

Gordo shook his head. "I can hardly believe it, and I was there. Like I said, though, her stubborn and daring streaks are creeping into her sexual side. Not that I'm complaining. But I have to wonder what she'll come up with once we do go all the way." After a moment's silence, Gordo reached across the table to shake Matt's leg. "It should be safe." Gordo said when Matt unplugged his ears.

"What I don't understand is how you're still virgins if she's that sexually free with you." Ethan commented.

"It's strange. We've already agreed to do it whenever we both felt like it was the right time, but neither of us has asked to take that step yet."

"What's stopping you?"

"If she asks, I won't stop. But, I guess I still want it to be perfect for her. And for me, that would mean having one of our houses guaranteed empty from about noon one day until dinner the next day." Gordo's face looked like somebody recounting an old, pleasant dream. Which the others soon realize was exactly what was happening. "I figure we'd spend to afternoon just setting close and holding each other, getting used to the idea of what would be happening later. Then a candlelight dinner with some of her favorite things, all good energy foods." The others grinned at that last part, but Gordo didn't notice. "After dinner, some slow dancing. Then into the bedroom. I know we'll have time to try different things later, but I really want her first time to be on a soft bed, slow, with as much body contact as possible." He returned to the real world slowly during that last sentence, and the first person he saw clearly was Matt, who Gordo realized had just heard the plan for taking his sister's virginity. The shocked look on the boy's face made Gordo feel slightly guilty. "Sorry, man. I guess I shook you too soon."

"It's not that. But that's almost exactly how I want it to be for Miranda if we can't wait until we're married. And if we can wait, it would pick up from the dancing."

"What if your folks get together to give you guys a honeymoon trip to some place far away, like Hawaii or Niagara Falls?"

Matt shook his head. "Won't happen. We've already made it clear to them that if we wait 'til then, our honeymoon site had better be VERY close to the wedding site."

"I hope you realize how weird it still is to hear you, a thirteen-year-old, talk about marriage." Larry interrupted.

"Yeah, but I've pretty much given up worrying about being normal." Matt replied, in a flippant enough tone to gain a chuckle from the others. "You guys mind if I go next?"

"Sure." Ethan said. "Just think of something?"

"No, I just don't want to have to follow whatever story you're likely to have." A round of chuckles. "First, let me say that this was NOT on our minds when we got that car of hers."

"Let me guess." Ethan cut in. "Big back seat?"

"It's a retired police cruiser." Matt told him. "Heavy duty brakes, heavy duty shocks, reinforced passenger compartment . . . and a HUGE back seat."

"And he's telling the truth about the back seat not being a consideration." Gordo added. "Its overall size and reinforcements made Miranda feel safe. Considering how long it took for her to even try driving again, that was all anyone needed to know for her to get it. That's also why we car pool to school in it. Considering the way some of our classmates drive, that big tank is perfect."

"Got it." Ethan said. "But the back seat figures into the story, right?"

"Yeah." Matt admitted. "You see, last weekend was the first weekend with this car. Miranda wanted to take it out for a day of driving, to see how it handles on long hauls. I wanted to be there with her, so we made a day-long date of it. Miranda wore a sun dress that I had commented on a while ago. Beautiful weather, scenic roads, picnic lunch, everything was great."

"Miranda in a dress, and it's not a formal occasion? That's a little unusual for her." Gordo commented.

"Yeah, but I wasn't complaining. This dress is a kind of soft red that I think looks fantastic on her skin. It hangs so lightly on her shoulders, it just begs to be slipped down them. It cascades over her breasts like a waterfall coming gently back to her body just before the belt, which is really just there for decoration. The skirt of it stops just above her knees, showing enough of her amazing legs . . ."

"Matt." Larry said to get his attention. "I agree, she has a great body, but can we get back to the story."

"Sorry."

"It's okay."

"Well, anyway, around sunset, Miranda decides that we need to pull off into one of those scenic overlook places to watch the sunset together. I've never been somebody who liked to just sit and look at the scenery, but I'll never turn down a chance to be close to Miranda. There was an old park bench at the one we pulled in at, so we sat there, holding each other close, and waited."

"I thought the back seat was involved?" Ethan asked.

"I'm getting there." Matt replied. "Well, at the point when the sun isn't too bright to look at and the clouds are a hundred shades of red, Miranda asks me "Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?". Of course, I turned to her when she spoke . . . the way her face shone in that light was just amazing. Without thinking, I said something corny like "Nothing could be as beautiful as this.". When she turned and saw I was looking at her, she smiled. Before either of us spoke again, we were making out. I'm glad we were alone, cause our hands got roaming in no time. Now, something you need to understand is that when we take a new step, it's Miranda that has to suggest it. But with stuff we've done before, she's the one who usually has to slow or stop me. This time, even though we're in the open, she doesn't do anything to stop me until my hand slides under the back of her panties. And instead of saying no, she says "back seat". Of course, I'm not thinking too clearly, because I said something like "but I like it here.". She answers by having me our signal."

"Signal?"

Matt blushed. "We have signals we use when we're in public, for when one of us wants . . . more than kissing. It lets us know to look for an opportunity to break away to go someplace for it."

"Why didn't I think of that?" Gordo said, sounding both annoyed and impressed. "What do you use?" He asked without thinking.

Matt looked incredulous. "You don't really think I'm answering that, do you?"

"Sorry, wasn't thinking."

"Well, I WILL tell you that we have three signals we use right now."

"Three?!?"

"One for what dad would call 'heavy petting', one for handjobs, and . . ."

"I get the idea." Gordo said quickly, raising has hands up in a STOP gesture.

"Sorry. Well, getting any signal way out there was surprise enough. But she gave me the third signal. Like I said, we were alone, but it was still a public place. Not believing she meant that, I stopped what I was doing long enough to ask about it. But she must have known what I was going to ask, because before I could, she looked me dead in the eyes, then moved in and did the third signal again. And this time, as if to emphasize the point, she put her hand on my zipper."

"Damn." Larry exclaimed. "Girl likes her sunsets." That got a round of chuckles.

"And I wasn't going to argue the point. We got up, somehow made our way to the car, and got in the back seat. I admit, I briefly wondered how she planed on doing it. But she's on me as soon as I get the door closed, and I wasn't going to stop to question it. I'm not exactly sure how long it really was, but it seemed like no time at all before we're in a sixty-nine, Miranda on top, with our clothes still on!"

"Wait," Gordo cut in, "I know how she'd still be able to get at you, but . . ." Then he remembered ". . . of course, you said she wore a sun dress that day." Gordo actually broke into a smile. "I've been their friend for all my life, and they still do things I never would have expected out of them."

Matt shook his head. "She's not one for taking chances at getting caught. Like I said before, she's normally trying to keep me in line in places where were might get caught. So where that came from, I don't know. But when she gets me going like that, I'm not in any condition to stop her. I'm glad we didn't get caught, though. No matter what level of understanding I have with her father, I wouldn't want to try to explain that to him."

"I can relate." Larry said. "And that goes into my story. Now, this goes all the way back to the first time Parker and I made love. Our first summer as a couple. The first weekend of summer break, she's left alone in the house. I honestly don't remember why, but when Parker told me about it, we made plans. Neither of us came out and said it, but we both knew what we wanted to do that weekend. And that's what we did for most of the weekend." Larry glances around, and notices a look of anticipation on Matt. "I can tell you about it later, Matt."

Matt blushed at being noticed, and Larry continued. "What this story is about is what happened at the end of that weekend. We awake together from a nap, and I notice that there's a little more than an hour left before her family is supposed to return. I figure that's a good time for us to get dressed, and for me to leave. But Parker decides that she just has to try one more of her fantasies before I leave. In the pool, having sex through the leg holes of our swim suits."

"Jeez," Ethan began, "sex in the water is tough enough naked or through a fly. But through leg holes?"

"Hey, it's her fantasy, not mine. It does follow with the two main themes of her sex fantasies, though." All three boys had the same question written on their faces. "Sex in or near water, and sex in costumes of some kind."

"Sounds a lot like that one scene in that movie "Striptease"." Gordo remarked. He remembered the scene because it often gets named on 'worst sex scene of all time' and similar lists.

"Except in that scene, they were naked. And Parker's interest in water sex comes from movies like "The Blue Lagoon". The part about it happening through the leg holes is something I've never figured out where it came from. But she'd gone so far as to buy me a pair of Speedo racing briefs to do it in." The boys all snickered at that. "Now, the big head's thinking 'her parents are due in an hour, what if they're early?'. But the little head's thinking 'we get to fuck Parker again!'. Of course, the little head won."

"So, something crazy happened while you were trying to make that work?" Matt asked.

"No. It took some effort, and it was uncomfortable for me at first. But we made it work, and we managed to finish at the same time. The crazy part came after we did. Picture it. There we were, both exhausted, both enjoying the afterglow of another shared orgasm, when we hear the unmistakable sound of their garage door opener!" The head slaps and groans around the room told him they'd understood. "Thank god her father hates waiting in the driveway for it, and instead opens that thing as soon as he sees it, which is about a block away. So now, we're running on panic, scrambling to get out of the pool, and I nearly castrate myself by forgetting to stuff it back in the leg hole."

Everyone winces at that. Even Larry winced in memory, then continued his story. "Parker's somehow thinking clear enough to tell me to hide, while she goes in to get my clothes. Just as I manage to get behind a tree near her window, I hear their car pull in. But Parker, bless her, opens her window, sees I'm there, and hands me my pile of clothes."

"And you become a living sitcom moment." Gordo cut in.

"Yeah, but that's better than getting caught." Larry pointed out. "I'm glad he hasn't replaced his opener with a quiet one yet!"

"Was that the only close call you guys had?" Matt asked.

"No, but it was the first, and the most painful." Larry admitted. "After that, I told Parker that I didn't mind trying her fantasies, but THAT was the last time I'd do that one."

"Just be careful what you agree to." Ethan said in fake wisdom. "Especially when you're drunk."

"That sounds like you have some experience with that." Larry remarked.

"Oh, yeah. It happened summer before last. Dad sent me to visit a bunch of different relatives. Two weeks here, two weeks there, and so on. I took the opportunity to get as much action as I could, since whatever I did then wouldn't hurt my rep here. I also have been known to drink socially, and I found some opportunities to try some new things with that. When I was in Texas, some of my cousins and I go out for a night on the town. I decided that that would be a good night to try tequila. Now, I normally know when to stop before I go from feeling good to being plastered. But I misjudged the tequila."

"And your cousins didn't stop you?" Gordo asked.

"They encouraged me. And while I was on the way to getting shit-faced drunk, they talked me into joining them in an old singles bar game called a dog fight. What this involves is everybody in the game puts a small amount of money in a hat or something. Then everyone in it tries to have sex with a girl AND be able to prove it before the game's ends. In this case, that was when the bar opened the next day. The winner, and this is where the game gets its name, is the guy who the group agrees screwed the ugliest girl of the bunch."

"Are you kidding?!?"

"I wish. I was so gone, I agreed without a thought. Well, I have not idea how I got there, but the next morning, I awoke with not one, but two of the ugliest girls I've ever seen. Sisters, as it turned out. And before I could work up the courage to move, they awoke, and started up on me again. Or at least, I assume it was again, because from the time I agreed to the game to waking up was, and is, just a blur." He shook his head. "The surprising part was, that morning was the best sex I'd ever had until Katie. The scary part was some of the things I refused to do with them. From the looks on their faces, I have to wonder just what I did when I was drunk."

"What things?" Matt asked.

Ethan shook his head. "No way, I ain't even gonna talk about that stuff."

"Oh. Well, could you tell us if you won?"

Nervous laughter circled the room. "Sixty bucks."

More laughter was interrupted by a soft knock on the door from the master bedroom, after which Parker slowly walked in, followed by Kate. "Sorry to interrupt you guys" Parker said. She made her way to a position directly behind Larry's chair, and leaned until her arms were draped over his shoulders. "You busy?" Parker asked Larry.

"Not too busy for you. What's up?"

She didn't say anything at first, but leaned into a tighter embrace. Matt noticed two things she did while in this embrace. First, she slowly ran a finger on Larry's belt line along his right hip. Second, she lightly nibbled Larry's left earlobe twice. Larry looked at her questioningly, so she whispered in his ear. The look on his face had too many things going on to be read.

While Parker was moving toward Larry, Kate walked over to Ethan and began whispering in his ear. He whispered something to her, and she whispered back. By the time Parker was done whispering, Ethan asked "Are you sure? That room was made to be a kid's bedroom. It's not exactly soundproof. Besides, there's only a half hour before you have to leave."

"I'm sure. We know how to be quiet."

"Since Katie's okay with it, I'm okay. Just be careful, okay."

"Thanks." She replied as she led Larry into the room.

When the door was closed, Godro spoke. "I think I saw one of those signals you mentioned before."

"You did, kinda." Matt replied. "But that's not one we're using yet."

Gordo was surprised by that. "You mean they're gonna . . ."

"Do what they haven't had a chance to do since a couple weeks before Jacob was born." Kate cut in. "When she mentioned it, I felt so sad for them. Then she said something, and I got the idea to let them use the extra bedroom." She gave Ethan a quick peck on the cheek. "Thanks for understanding."

"I guess it's lucky we haven't changed that room to a nursery yet."

The other girls had come out of their room by this time. As Miranda came to Matt, he asked her "When did you tell her about our signals?"

She sat in his lap, facing him, arms draped on his shoulders, hands clasped lightly behind his neck. "When Kate told us her idea, I mentioned it as something they could use after tonight. I thought that if they had a way to let each other know when to watch for an opening, they might notice more than they have so far." She kissed him lightly. "You don't mind, do you?"

"I guess it's for a good cause. I just wish Lizzie hadn't heard you."

"I asked her to plug her ears and closed her eyes."

Lizzie said. "I know you have signals, but I don't know what they are."

"Are you serious? I'd have thought that would be something you'd want to know. You know, for teasing and such."

"I have plenty to tease you with, little brother. I don't need or WANT to know when you and Miranda are horny."

"LIZZIE!"