Chapter 2 ~ Skipping, Poofs, and Snivellus
A/N Once again, don't oven 'em... just borrowed without asking. Written during class... revised after accidentally loading chapters one and three together. So far there's six so I better stop babbling and get to typing...
"Padfoot!" Prongs yelled. "I wanted to actually learn something! Plus, we can't get kicked out of every class! – Well, I wish we could get kicked out of potions, but that's another matter entirely."
"Prongs, that's sad! God, you're freaking love-sick. I'm surprised at you – not wanting to get out of class!"
"I am NOT lovesick, I just think it is important to be in class a little. We might learn something – wouldn't that be a shock to our professors?"
"Oh yes," Sirius returned, "Hogwarts's two best students actually learned something! How could this happen?"
"Tellyphone?" laughed James. "Hey, where are Moony and Wormtail right now?"
"Repetitive aren't you?" Sirius scoffed. "Lemme think.... Moony's probably in the infirmary saying he's fine and such, last night was fine, then he'll meet us for lunch. That should be soon by the way. Let's go grab Wormy from the common room."
"Well, all right. Hey on the way to lunch want to set a trap Snivellus?" James smirked.
"Glass wall?"
"James smiled, "he'll never see it coming."
Padfoot groaned. "That was worse than usual Jamie. Merlin – you sound like Peter!"
"He's not here so I must make up for our missing companions," James replied melodramatically.
Sirius shook his head and started off toward Griffindor Tower, robes swishing behind him. James caught up with him and started to copy his motions. Sirius promptly began smacking his head lightly, laughing as James imitated him – but doing it harder – fooled by his friend's act. "Oww,oww,oww,oww..."
Sirius stopped and shook his head. "James you are such an idiot!"
"I pride myself on that because only fools choose idiots as friends."
"Yep. That's why I'm soo happy we're just acquaintances," Sirius's smirked.
"Git!"
"Well," Sirius deadpanned, "I guess what we did last night qualifies us as more than that though."
"Yeah, but nobody knows that though."
"WHAT?????"
Both whirled around to see one very shocked werewolf staring with wide eyes. "PADFOOT! PRONGS!"
Both opened their mouths to explain.
"...and you didn't let me join?" Remus finished.
"We figured you were too busy with your darling Wormtail to want to join," James winked.
"I was, but I can't help myself. I love you two, not him, in that way," Remus returned.
"Wait, which one of us?" Padfoot asked.
"Uhh..... both?" Remus said uncertainly.
"Moony, you traitor! I can't continue my relationships with any of you! I must go find Lily!"
James turned the corner, and right after disappearing from view, crashed into something solid. Down both he and the thing went, cursing as they fell, landing in a heap. Looking up to apologize, Prong's shocked face met another with a similar expression.
"You.....you... PERVERTS!!!" Severus Snape spit out.
"Ahhhh!!!! SLIMY!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP! SIRIUS, REMUS! NEED DISINFECTING!!!!"
Sirius rounded the corner, whipped out his and began hexing Snape. James brought his knees to his chest and started rocking back and forth mumbling about needing to take a million baths.
"Let's go get you in the shower, mate," Remus said pulling his off the floor. "Sirius's got Snape covered. Right Siri?"
"Yea," came the response. After one last hair coloring curse, he walked away from the pink-haired Slytherin. "Let's take 'em to the loo."
"IN THE SHOWER!?!?!?!" screamed Snivellus. "GRIFFINDOR POOFS! I"LL TELL –"
The silencing charm hit him then, cutting off the screams. His mouth gapped open like a fish out of water.
'Stupid berk actually believed us," muttered Sirius in wonder, finally lowering his wand.
"My clothes need to be burned. Have I picked up any of his greasiness?" James whimpered, touching his hair.
"No, you're okay James," Remus comforted him, before turning to Sirius. "We better get him back to the common room."
As they entered, Peter shot them a questioning glance.
"I think Snivellus wasn't the only one to hear us," whispered Remus.
What Remus?" asked Peter.
"We just got finished having wild animal sex Wormy, nothing abnormal." Sirius smirked as Peter began choking on a chocolate frog.
"I'm taking a shower!" James walked out muttering about being unclean. Sirius laughed under his breath. This would definitely be an interesting year.
A/N Once again, don't oven 'em... just borrowed without asking. Written during class... revised after accidentally loading chapters one and three together. So far there's six so I better stop babbling and get to typing...
"Padfoot!" Prongs yelled. "I wanted to actually learn something! Plus, we can't get kicked out of every class! – Well, I wish we could get kicked out of potions, but that's another matter entirely."
"Prongs, that's sad! God, you're freaking love-sick. I'm surprised at you – not wanting to get out of class!"
"I am NOT lovesick, I just think it is important to be in class a little. We might learn something – wouldn't that be a shock to our professors?"
"Oh yes," Sirius returned, "Hogwarts's two best students actually learned something! How could this happen?"
"Tellyphone?" laughed James. "Hey, where are Moony and Wormtail right now?"
"Repetitive aren't you?" Sirius scoffed. "Lemme think.... Moony's probably in the infirmary saying he's fine and such, last night was fine, then he'll meet us for lunch. That should be soon by the way. Let's go grab Wormy from the common room."
"Well, all right. Hey on the way to lunch want to set a trap Snivellus?" James smirked.
"Glass wall?"
"James smiled, "he'll never see it coming."
Padfoot groaned. "That was worse than usual Jamie. Merlin – you sound like Peter!"
"He's not here so I must make up for our missing companions," James replied melodramatically.
Sirius shook his head and started off toward Griffindor Tower, robes swishing behind him. James caught up with him and started to copy his motions. Sirius promptly began smacking his head lightly, laughing as James imitated him – but doing it harder – fooled by his friend's act. "Oww,oww,oww,oww..."
Sirius stopped and shook his head. "James you are such an idiot!"
"I pride myself on that because only fools choose idiots as friends."
"Yep. That's why I'm soo happy we're just acquaintances," Sirius's smirked.
"Git!"
"Well," Sirius deadpanned, "I guess what we did last night qualifies us as more than that though."
"Yeah, but nobody knows that though."
"WHAT?????"
Both whirled around to see one very shocked werewolf staring with wide eyes. "PADFOOT! PRONGS!"
Both opened their mouths to explain.
"...and you didn't let me join?" Remus finished.
"We figured you were too busy with your darling Wormtail to want to join," James winked.
"I was, but I can't help myself. I love you two, not him, in that way," Remus returned.
"Wait, which one of us?" Padfoot asked.
"Uhh..... both?" Remus said uncertainly.
"Moony, you traitor! I can't continue my relationships with any of you! I must go find Lily!"
James turned the corner, and right after disappearing from view, crashed into something solid. Down both he and the thing went, cursing as they fell, landing in a heap. Looking up to apologize, Prong's shocked face met another with a similar expression.
"You.....you... PERVERTS!!!" Severus Snape spit out.
"Ahhhh!!!! SLIMY!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP! SIRIUS, REMUS! NEED DISINFECTING!!!!"
Sirius rounded the corner, whipped out his and began hexing Snape. James brought his knees to his chest and started rocking back and forth mumbling about needing to take a million baths.
"Let's go get you in the shower, mate," Remus said pulling his off the floor. "Sirius's got Snape covered. Right Siri?"
"Yea," came the response. After one last hair coloring curse, he walked away from the pink-haired Slytherin. "Let's take 'em to the loo."
"IN THE SHOWER!?!?!?!" screamed Snivellus. "GRIFFINDOR POOFS! I"LL TELL –"
The silencing charm hit him then, cutting off the screams. His mouth gapped open like a fish out of water.
'Stupid berk actually believed us," muttered Sirius in wonder, finally lowering his wand.
"My clothes need to be burned. Have I picked up any of his greasiness?" James whimpered, touching his hair.
"No, you're okay James," Remus comforted him, before turning to Sirius. "We better get him back to the common room."
As they entered, Peter shot them a questioning glance.
"I think Snivellus wasn't the only one to hear us," whispered Remus.
What Remus?" asked Peter.
"We just got finished having wild animal sex Wormy, nothing abnormal." Sirius smirked as Peter began choking on a chocolate frog.
"I'm taking a shower!" James walked out muttering about being unclean. Sirius laughed under his breath. This would definitely be an interesting year.