"I like the dress." Jack said as Sam got into the car.
"Me too, until you read your credit card statement." She muttered the last part under her breath.
"So where to?" He asked.
"I know the perfect place." Sam smiled. "Four blocks that way then swing a right." Jack started the engine and followed her directions. "Another six blocks and take a left and then it should be the third right."
"Where exactly did you get these directions?" Jack asked.
"Helen, the helpful shop assistant." Daniel replied. Jack glanced back at him as he took the left.
"Third right." Sam repeated. Jack took the right and pulled the car to a stop.
Outside the chapel was a ten foot grey alien which looked remarkable like the Asguard.
"You want to get married by little green men?" Jack questioned.
"I think Thor and Dad would be offended if you referred them as little green men."
"Jack, I thought you'd see the irony in this. We know how much you love irony." Daniel added.
"You sure about this Sam?" He asked.
"Perfectly."
"Okay. Everyone out." He instructed.
~
"You may kiss the bride." Jack wrapped his arm around Sam's waist and pulled her in and kissed her.
"Woo hoo." Daniel said. "Congratulations guys. Major O'Neill huh?"
"No, it's Mrs O'Neill and Major Carter." Sam corrected.
"It was part of the deal. She thinks one O'Neill at the base is enough."
"Thinking about it she's probably right."
"May I offer my congratulations O'Neill, Major Carter?" Teal'c added.
"Thanks buddy." Jack glanced at his watch. "We've got time for a celebratory lunch before we have to head back."
"Lunch it is. If I remember rightly there is a great dinner about half a click down the road." Daniel said.
"See I knew we'd finally break him into military talk." Jack smiled.
"Why what did I say?" Daniel questioned.
"Click." "Damn and here I was trying to avoid it."
~
"I'm just going to change back into my uniform." Sam got up from the table. "I'll be back in a minute."
"So Jack what's it like having a wife who's smarter than you?" Daniel asked a few minutes later as Jack spun the gold bank around on his finger.
"I'll get used to it I guess. Besides I'm not as dumb as you make out. I do have a Masters degree; you have to have one to be an officer."
"In what?"
"That would be classified." Jack said with a smile.
"You know I could probably just hack into your personnel profile at the base."
"And probably get charged with treason." Jack countered.
"Probably but the General likes me. Actually so does Patty in personnel."
"I'm sure she does along with half the nurses and the rest of the female personnel."
"So what are we talking about?" Sam asked as she came back.
"That was quick." Jack said.
"Changing into my uniform at speed has become a force of habit."
"Sam, do you know what Jack's Masters Degree is in?" Daniel asked.
"Middle Eastern Languages with a minor in history." Sam supplied. Daniel looked at Jack.
"What? I had to get a degree I figured it might as well be in something useful, and I only minored in history because I wasn't going to do something fluffy like English and I was trying to avoid science as much as humanly possible."
"And you just married a theoretical astrophysicist. Bright idea there Jack." Daniel said slightly sarcastically.
"I have a minor in biology too." Sam added. "But we're fine if we work on the 'don't ask don't tell' policy. He doesn't ask and I don't tell him wherever possible."
"I hate to break this up but we really need to leave if we're going to get back." Jack said.
"I think he's trying to say move out." Sam slid out of the booth to let Jack out.
TBC
"Me too, until you read your credit card statement." She muttered the last part under her breath.
"So where to?" He asked.
"I know the perfect place." Sam smiled. "Four blocks that way then swing a right." Jack started the engine and followed her directions. "Another six blocks and take a left and then it should be the third right."
"Where exactly did you get these directions?" Jack asked.
"Helen, the helpful shop assistant." Daniel replied. Jack glanced back at him as he took the left.
"Third right." Sam repeated. Jack took the right and pulled the car to a stop.
Outside the chapel was a ten foot grey alien which looked remarkable like the Asguard.
"You want to get married by little green men?" Jack questioned.
"I think Thor and Dad would be offended if you referred them as little green men."
"Jack, I thought you'd see the irony in this. We know how much you love irony." Daniel added.
"You sure about this Sam?" He asked.
"Perfectly."
"Okay. Everyone out." He instructed.
~
"You may kiss the bride." Jack wrapped his arm around Sam's waist and pulled her in and kissed her.
"Woo hoo." Daniel said. "Congratulations guys. Major O'Neill huh?"
"No, it's Mrs O'Neill and Major Carter." Sam corrected.
"It was part of the deal. She thinks one O'Neill at the base is enough."
"Thinking about it she's probably right."
"May I offer my congratulations O'Neill, Major Carter?" Teal'c added.
"Thanks buddy." Jack glanced at his watch. "We've got time for a celebratory lunch before we have to head back."
"Lunch it is. If I remember rightly there is a great dinner about half a click down the road." Daniel said.
"See I knew we'd finally break him into military talk." Jack smiled.
"Why what did I say?" Daniel questioned.
"Click." "Damn and here I was trying to avoid it."
~
"I'm just going to change back into my uniform." Sam got up from the table. "I'll be back in a minute."
"So Jack what's it like having a wife who's smarter than you?" Daniel asked a few minutes later as Jack spun the gold bank around on his finger.
"I'll get used to it I guess. Besides I'm not as dumb as you make out. I do have a Masters degree; you have to have one to be an officer."
"In what?"
"That would be classified." Jack said with a smile.
"You know I could probably just hack into your personnel profile at the base."
"And probably get charged with treason." Jack countered.
"Probably but the General likes me. Actually so does Patty in personnel."
"I'm sure she does along with half the nurses and the rest of the female personnel."
"So what are we talking about?" Sam asked as she came back.
"That was quick." Jack said.
"Changing into my uniform at speed has become a force of habit."
"Sam, do you know what Jack's Masters Degree is in?" Daniel asked.
"Middle Eastern Languages with a minor in history." Sam supplied. Daniel looked at Jack.
"What? I had to get a degree I figured it might as well be in something useful, and I only minored in history because I wasn't going to do something fluffy like English and I was trying to avoid science as much as humanly possible."
"And you just married a theoretical astrophysicist. Bright idea there Jack." Daniel said slightly sarcastically.
"I have a minor in biology too." Sam added. "But we're fine if we work on the 'don't ask don't tell' policy. He doesn't ask and I don't tell him wherever possible."
"I hate to break this up but we really need to leave if we're going to get back." Jack said.
"I think he's trying to say move out." Sam slid out of the booth to let Jack out.
TBC